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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Redleg
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Anyone going to the game friday? Happy to meet some of you, as I am going with my son.

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    Anyone going to the game friday? Happy to meet some of you, as I am going with my son.

    Sadly the time rules me out Mr. Leg and as I have no Foxtel I am destined to accept the wisdom of those on Demonland re our performance.

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    My sources tell me that BBO may be doing a Kurtz some time soon. He is getting [censored] in the tropical lowlands so far as we all know but his real mission is to go up river to engage the tribes and who knows what from there as he goes into the "Heart of Darkness". Oh the horror! He is a long way from Romsey that is all I will say.

    His mission should be terminated....with extreme prejudice

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    Anyone going to the game friday? Happy to meet some of you, as I am going with my son.

    I may go. I'll get "dressed up" and you could introduce me as an old girl friend Red!

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    Anyone going to the game friday? Happy to meet some of you, as I am going with my son.

    I will probably be there, with a visiting Japanese student and probably one of my sons as well.

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    His mission should be terminated....with extreme prejudice

    They said that he had gone completely insane.

    That his methods were......unsound.

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    I may go. I'll get "dressed up" and you could introduce me as an old girl friend Red!

    In front of my son, that would be damning.

    Do you want to meet though?

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    I will probably be there, with a visiting Japanese student and probably one of my sons as well.

    Happy to sit together as long as it is on ground floor.

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    Happy to sit together as long as it is on ground floor.

    Sounds good. I usually manage to sit somewhere near where the coaches run out. We may not get there for the start of the game, but I'll know more about our movements closer to the day.

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    Sounds good. I usually manage to sit somewhere near where the coaches run out. We may not get there for the start of the game, but I'll know more about our movements closer to the day.

    I will expect a thorough report R and B

    500 words will be fine.

    Edited by old dee

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    I will expect a thorough report R and B

    500 words will be fine.

    You may live to regret that ... :lol:

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    You may live to regret that ... :lol:

    Knowing your searching reviews of player performance I doubt it.

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    Sadly the time rules me out Mr. Leg and as I have no Foxtel I am destined to accept the wisdom of those on Demonland re our performance.

    Fox footy not pipped through the Repatriation hospital these days?

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    In front of my son, that would be damning.

    Do you want to meet though?

    You really don't know what you are getting yourself in for.

    You should run away,and never look back.

    You still have the chance.

    But if you do go ,there is no need for you to take any money.

    Bitters will pay for everything.He likes showing off his wealth.

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    Anyone going to the game friday? Happy to meet some of you, as I am going with my son.

    I had this match penciled in as I work across the road from the ground but just realised it is my wedding anniversary! No chance now.

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    I will expect a thorough report R and B

    500 words will be fine.

    In Japanese.

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    In Japanese.

    Now that could be a challenge (or a few minutes on Google translate ... :) ). 悪魔を行く

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    Knowing your searching reviews of player performance I doubt it.

    "Viney's consistent forays into the packs and ability to come out with the ball earned him the best-on-ground blazer in my book. The second place blazer went to Nathan Jones, with particular notice of his raking kicks into the forward line to the rampant Hogan. Had he kicked straighter, Hogan would have been awarded the coveted third blazer, but that instead went to Rohan Bail for several great chases when the game was on the line. The encouragement award blazer goes to Jamar, for at least making the distance from the goal square".

    How does that sound? :lol:

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    In Japanese.

    I think they have been playing in that most of the last eight years Hardtack

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    "Viney's consistent forays into the packs and ability to come out with the ball earned him the best-on-ground blazer in my book. The second place blazer went to Nathan Jones, with particular notice of his raking kicks into the forward line to the rampant Hogan. Had he kicked straighter, Hogan would have been awarded the coveted third blazer, but that instead went to Rohan Bail for several great chases when the game was on the line. The encouragement award blazer goes to Jamar, for at least making the distance from the goal square".

    How does that sound? :lol:

    Excellent with one small deletion.

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    Excellent with one small deletion.

    Not four? :blink:

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    I had this match penciled in as I work across the road from the ground but just realised it is my wedding anniversary! No chance now.

    Pus-y. Can't believe the word was censored.
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    I found this great web site

    http://www.australianbananas.com.au/

    Enjoy!!!!

    Interesting viewing DFrog. I am surprised at the upbeat, joyous nature of life with bananas as portrayed here by the industry especially given the dire state of the banana industry that we face. The Canarvon crops have been smashed. Queensland faces the Panama disease. There is only my neighbours banana crop down on the Surf Coast left unscathed.

    These are dark times for bananas. Grab a banana smoothly while you can I say.

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    Interesting viewing DFrog. I am surprised at the upbeat, joyous nature of life with bananas as portrayed here by the industry especially given the dire state of the banana industry that we face. The Canarvon crops have been smashed. Queensland faces the Panama disease. There is only my neighbours banana crop down on the Surf Coast left unscathed.

    These are dark times for bananas. Grab a banana smoothly while you can I say.

    Time to grow our own, Earl? With the farmers on this thread, surely we can produce enough for a stall outside Dee's games?

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