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  On 19/01/2015 at 04:54, Bitter but optimistic said:

Is today "love bloody dairy farmers day"? I've been to more than one pub and club and never heard Alpaca farmers whingeing about work loads.

That may be because the loads are low !

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      On 19/01/2015 at 01:03, Bitter but optimistic said:

    We "real farmers" always considered dairy farmers as bits of hobbyists and soft to boot!

    Any time nancy,any time.

    You ,me in the paddock,nothing seperating us and death except a set of teats,last man standing wins.

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      On 19/01/2015 at 05:52, jazza said:

    Any time nancy,any time.

    You ,me in the paddock,nothing seperating us and death except a set of teats,last man standing wins.

    Wow I reckon we could sell tickets to that.

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      On 19/01/2015 at 05:52, jazza said:

    Any time nancy,any time.

    You ,me in the paddock,nothing seperating us and death except a set of teats,last man standing wins.

    You'd cheat you bastard! Your four teats to my two!

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      On 19/01/2015 at 05:52, jazza said:

    Any time nancy,any time.

    You ,me in the paddock,nothing seperating us and death except a set of teats,last man standing wins.

    From what I've heard Jazzy O your Bristol Cities are faaaaaaaaar bigger than BBOs. But I reckon BBO would want a lot more than nothing separating his from yours.

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      On 19/01/2015 at 04:21, Red and Bluebeard said:

    That is paleo dairy milk chocolate, eh Redleg? :)

    Absolutely, as developed by the Neanderthals.

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      On 19/01/2015 at 07:56, Redleg said:

    Absolutely, as developed by the Neanderthals.

    So you chew on a cocoa bean?

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      On 19/01/2015 at 05:57, old dee said:

    Wow I reckon we could sell tickets to that.

    And coffee and doughnuts (and paleo dairy milk chocolate for Redleg :blink: ) :)

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      On 19/01/2015 at 05:52, jazza said:

    Any time nancy,any time.

    You ,me in the paddock,nothing seperating us and death except a set of teats,last man standing wins.

    Which one gets the bull, jazza? :blink::blink:

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    Right.day 1.again.

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      On 20/01/2015 at 01:23, jazza said:

    Right.day 1.again.

    Excellent. We are with you!

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    You're all over the boards tonight Uncle Bitter. Over the jet lag? Or at least the hangover...

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      On 20/01/2015 at 10:39, Moonshadow said:

    You're all over the boards tonight Uncle Bitter. Over the jet lag? Or at least the hangover...

    Just thinking about those little woven bracelets

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      On 20/01/2015 at 10:40, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Just thinking about those little woven bracelets

    And braided hair? Can't wait to see your new avatar!

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    Where is the dislike button? Can't get to it quick enough.....

    Edited by Moonshadow

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      On 19/01/2015 at 05:58, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You'd cheat you [censored]! Your four teats to my two!

    Where is the Moron avatar BBO? Have you gone as we say "underground"?

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      On 20/01/2015 at 11:37, Earl Hood said:

    Where is the Moron avatar BBO? Have you gone as we say "underground"?

    No. LGBT.

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      On 20/01/2015 at 11:37, Earl Hood said:

    Where is the Moron avatar BBO? Have you gone as we say "underground"?

    No Earl Hood just wanted to give one of my delightful cousins her 15 minutes of fame. BTW are you enjoying a spot of Royal Tennis?

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      On 20/01/2015 at 20:46, Bitter but optimistic said:

    No Earl Hood just wanted to give one of my delightful cousins her 15 minutes of fame. BTW are you enjoying a spot of Royal Tennis?

    No just having a hit of your normal lawn tennis. Did I tell you that my backhand volley has been compared to Roger Federer's? Quite unfavourably I might add!

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    New series on Studio on Foxtel about the Royals of various countries over the centuries.

    Just saw the ones on Henry VIII and Elizabeth 1. Pretty ordinary individuals. Hygiene nearly non existent in those times. Most just outright stank.

    In one of the castles there was a row of toilets about 30 of them all next to each other without any privacy. Imagine the smell and the sight of 30 people crapping at the same time. Great job being the cleaner.

    No wonder the royals were so short tempered.

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      On 21/01/2015 at 22:50, Redleg said:

    New series on Studio on Foxtel about the Royals of various countries over the centuries.

    Just saw the ones on Henry VIII and Elizabeth 1. Pretty ordinary individuals. Hygiene nearly non existent in those times. Most just outright stank.

    In one of the castles there was a row of toilets about 30 of them all next to each other without any privacy. Imagine the smell and the sight of 30 people crapping at the same time. Great job being the cleaner.

    No wonder the royals were so short tempered.

    imagine that room, red, when the fridge had been on the blink for a few days

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      On 21/01/2015 at 22:50, Redleg said:

    New series on Studio on Foxtel about the Royals of various countries over the centuries.

    Just saw the ones on Henry VIII and Elizabeth 1. Pretty ordinary individuals. Hygiene nearly non existent in those times. Most just outright stank.

    In one of the castles there was a row of toilets about 30 of them all next to each other without any privacy. Imagine the smell and the sight of 30 people crapping at the same time. Great job being the cleaner.

    No wonder the royals were so short tempered.

    I recall learning that Elizabeth I had a bath once a month "whether she needed it or not" ...

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