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Seems it’s gone the way of the Joel Smith tests positive thread aka the Demonland Bermuda Triangle. 

DemonFrog
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It was not that long ago people were saying the Dees would fall apart without Hogan. Glad to see they were wrong. I tend not to follow ex players as I lose interest once they leave the club. I mu

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indeed. an off season of disappearing threads

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Looking forward to reading the training / match report from Wongs.

Who is showing good form during the preseason?

Who has built up their guns in the off season?

Who had the best 'bleep' test?

Who was in the rehab group next day?

Who polled in the BOG votes?

Was Saty really there on the sidelines?

And we're the banana fritters actually performance enhancing?

Cmon guys - surely R&B Beard was riding past and can report something at least?

What happens in Wongs stays in Wongs

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Looking forward to reading the training / match report from Wongs.

Who is showing good form during the preseason?

Who has built up their guns in the off season?

Who had the best 'bleep' test?

Who was in the rehab group next day?

Who polled in the BOG votes?

Was Saty really there on the sidelines?

And we're the banana fritters actually performance enhancing?

Cmon guys - surely R&B Beard was riding past and can report something at least?

Wongs "code of silence" rules appy -- what happens at Wongs, stays at Wongs. Banana fritters are less numerous than they once were, but all other information is classified.

If you promise to be there next time, I'l promise to ride my bike there ....

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Add about 30 years to her. Flaccid boobs. An absence of front teeth. Suppurating sores and a drugged out demeanor and you have Biffen's top girl. Dc would know her.

And the blue coloured hair?

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It would be much shorter (and thinner) but that's why I said dc would know her (in the biblical sense). Forgive me Lordweaver, if you are watching from above, for my blasphemy.

DC does love the colour blue. Once I did suggest alternative colours which just upset him.

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I've acknowledged you once Fl og. Now go back to your (not you're) S bends.

This is a woman

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Here is a group of women

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Just for your future reference :):):):)

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Old fashioned girl.

Notice she carries a bottle opener on her belt.

I like that in a woman.

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Red how much did you paid Demonland to close the Essendon Drugs thread?

As he closed that thread at 500 pages and this one is still going strong at 590 pages.

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What happens at Wongs stays at Wongs.

You call it Wongs but over in the West we call it Maccas

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You call it Wongs but over in the West we call it Maccas

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too bad our Maccas dont have that...bears a striking resemblance to food ( ahhhh that's be why !! )

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Red how much did you paid Demonland to close the Essendon Drugs thread?

As he closed that thread at 500 pages and this one is still going strong at 590 pages.

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I had him tortured, but he was actually sick of it anyway.

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