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I was only winding ,OD.

Settle down and dont get your cathartas in a knott.

BTW,how was the swim.catch anything?

Small joke there jazza.

Without a decent football team my daughter and GD give me lots of joy and help fill the hole.

 
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Very excited, as going to hook up the Foxtel to the computer, to allow me to record things I have missed, like footy games when I am away.

Very excited, as going to hook up the Foxtel to the computer, to allow me to record things I have missed, like footy games when I am away.

The excitement will dwindle once you watch the game

 

The excitement will dwindle once you watch the game

Clearly he wants to watch past games. You know the time when the MFC actually had an AFL standard team.

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The excitement will dwindle once you watch the game

Didn't say only MFC games.


Didn't say only MFC games.

Oh the fine print, we should always read it.

Very excited, as going to hook up the Foxtel to the computer, to allow me to record things I have missed, like footy games when I am away.

what's the attraction here red?

you can record games without intervention already on foxtel's set top box

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what's the attraction here red?

you can record games without intervention already on foxtel's set top box

Plus shows that you have missed and box sets of favourite shows.

 

Small joke there jazza.

Without a decent football team my daughter and GD give me lots of joy and help fill the hole.

Dont follow Otway districts or Apollo bay then.

They are absolutely Dee like ATM.

Grankids are great,buying the loudest toys in the shop?

Did you get them some Mexican jumping beans?

Maybe some off the shelf peps?

Or one of those silly toys you hit with a stick and get the lollies out of{thats another new australian tradition im loving}

Plus shows that you have missed and box sets of favourite shows.

so it's a special foxtel offering is it

how much extra?


You pair are a couple of sad old farts.

Lighten up a little and enjoy life.

For god sake you are both on the wrong side of the lots to go mark.

BBO & Jazza, I think you guys have been well and truly told! OD reckons you're sad old farts. Can't get much lower than that.....

BBO & Jazza, I think you guys have been well and truly told! OD reckons you're sad old farts. Can't get much lower than that.....

Essendon Supporter?

Essendon Supporter?

Well, there's low, and then there's subterranian.

Didn't say only MFC games.

Can understand that. You do of course want to enjoy yourself!

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so it's a special foxtel offering is it

how much extra?

Nothing, comes with the package.


Opening a nice bottle of St Henri tonight. A gift from a customer. Anyone care to join?

Opening a nice bottle of St Henri tonight. A gift from a customer. Anyone care to join?

Now that is far too classy for the likes of a sandpaper palate such as yours Clunt! Send it, by courier, to me immediately!!!

A 2006. Magnificent aroma when opened. Am in heaven!

Now that is far too classy for the likes of a sandpaper palate such as yours Clunt! Send it, by courier, to me immediately!!!

What? And put your goon bag back in the pantry Bitty! Don't do it Klink. Wasted on him.


This from a bloke who thinks Jim Beam and Diet Coke is classy!!

Don't you supply beam n coke to your class?

 

It's not "aroma" you barbarian it's nose!! Send it to me immediately!!

As if your red, bulbous nose needs any more red wine. Drink it up Klink and let bbo know how good each glass is.

It's not "aroma" you barbarian it's nose!! Send it to me immediately!!

Aroma! as it filled the room while sitting in my chesterfield in front of the fire. However the nose, now it is in my glass is divine!


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