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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Sad News, Biff's personal Banker has been arrested.

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Friday 27

Jumping the gun a bit there Red!

 
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Jumping the gun a bit there Red!

Yes, getting so bored I thought I should do it while I had the energy to open Demonland.

Bored?

This is the best time of the years for any true Dees Supporter!

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Can it can any better?


Bored?

This is the best time of the years for any true Dees Supporter!

Wins 0 Loses 0

Can it can any better?

10 wins and 0 losses would certainly be better. Probability of happening? Well, ... :)

Bored?

This is the best time of the years for any true Dees Supporter!

Wins 0 Loses 0

And early draft picks...

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And early draft picks...

Now you are talking.

Oh but wait, the bloke taken after our pick is a champion.

 

Now you are talking.

Oh but wait, the bloke taken after our pick is a champion.

That about covers my attitude to early draft picks these days Redleg.

I will believe they deserved the early pick when they start helping us win games.


10 wins and 0 losses would certainly be better. Probability of happening? Well, ... :)

WAKE UP!

Time to go to work Red.

The past Glories of the MFC has long since past us.

WAKE UP!

Time to go to work Red.

The past Glories of the MFC has long since past us.

Actually by half a century DF

Actually by half a century DF

Lucky I have only been a Supporter since 1999 then OD.

My team winning the ALF premiership in 1992 and 1994 bring back some special memories.

Wait what am I talking about I cant stand that Club any more.

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Wasn't that the Lone Ranger?

You may find that was Tonto!

WAKE UP!

Time to go to work Red.

The past Glories of the MFC has long since past us.

You asked if it could get any better, and I merely stated one possibility that would be ... what is the issue?


Sad News, Biff's personal Banker has been arrested.

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Ha .Remember this fl.oggo.

You never [censored] a [censored].

You asked if it could get any better, and I merely stated one possibility that would be ... what is the issue?

Can only accept likely outcomes as fantasy is not allowed.

Hell of a day today. Golf was sublime. 18 shots under my norm (had a great lesson in the week). Unfortunately swallowed a blowfly in my beer after! Needed a frog there!

Give me a break Clunt. It was a tongue in cheek comment!

Just keeping ther useless conversation going! Open another bottle!


Give me a break Clunt. It was a tongue in cheek comment!

you should keep your tongue well away from cheeks bbo, or people will talk

Hell of a day today. Golf was sublime. 18 shots under my norm (had a great lesson in the week). Unfortunately swallowed a blowfly in my beer after! Needed a frog there!

You are either a bandit or a bull shiter Crint - which is is it? Fess up!

You are either a bandit or a bull shiter Crint - which is is it? Fess up!

18 shots under bbo only represents 1% of clint's handicap

 

You are either a bandit or a bull shiter Crint - which is is it? Fess up!

Okay it was just a normal house fly! But felt like a blow fly in my mouth!


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