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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Sad News, Biff's personal Banker has been arrested.

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    Friday 27

    Jumping the gun a bit there Red!

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    Jumping the gun a bit there Red!

    Yes, getting so bored I thought I should do it while I had the energy to open Demonland.

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    Bored?

    This is the best time of the years for any true Dees Supporter!

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    Can it can any better?

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    Bored?

    This is the best time of the years for any true Dees Supporter!

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    Can it can any better?

    10 wins and 0 losses would certainly be better. Probability of happening? Well, ... :)

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    Bored?

    This is the best time of the years for any true Dees Supporter!

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    And early draft picks...

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    And early draft picks...

    Now you are talking.

    Oh but wait, the bloke taken after our pick is a champion.

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    Now you are talking.

    Oh but wait, the bloke taken after our pick is a champion.

    That about covers my attitude to early draft picks these days Redleg.

    I will believe they deserved the early pick when they start helping us win games.

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    10 wins and 0 losses would certainly be better. Probability of happening? Well, ... :)

    WAKE UP!

    Time to go to work Red.

    The past Glories of the MFC has long since past us.

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    WAKE UP!

    Time to go to work Red.

    The past Glories of the MFC has long since past us.

    Actually by half a century DF

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    Actually by half a century DF

    Lucky I have only been a Supporter since 1999 then OD.

    My team winning the ALF premiership in 1992 and 1994 bring back some special memories.

    Wait what am I talking about I cant stand that Club any more.

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    Wasn't that the Lone Ranger?

    You may find that was Tonto!

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    WAKE UP!

    Time to go to work Red.

    The past Glories of the MFC has long since past us.

    You asked if it could get any better, and I merely stated one possibility that would be ... what is the issue?

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    Sad News, Biff's personal Banker has been arrested.

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    Ha .Remember this fl.oggo.

    You never [censored] a [censored].

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    You asked if it could get any better, and I merely stated one possibility that would be ... what is the issue?

    Can only accept likely outcomes as fantasy is not allowed.

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    Hell of a day today. Golf was sublime. 18 shots under my norm (had a great lesson in the week). Unfortunately swallowed a blowfly in my beer after! Needed a frog there!

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    Give me a break Clunt. It was a tongue in cheek comment!

    Just keeping ther useless conversation going! Open another bottle!

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    Give me a break Clunt. It was a tongue in cheek comment!

    you should keep your tongue well away from cheeks bbo, or people will talk

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    Hell of a day today. Golf was sublime. 18 shots under my norm (had a great lesson in the week). Unfortunately swallowed a blowfly in my beer after! Needed a frog there!

    You are either a bandit or a bull shiter Crint - which is is it? Fess up!

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    You are either a bandit or a bull shiter Crint - which is is it? Fess up!

    18 shots under bbo only represents 1% of clint's handicap

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    You are either a bandit or a bull shiter Crint - which is is it? Fess up!

    Okay it was just a normal house fly! But felt like a blow fly in my mouth!

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