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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Redleg
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Too much gymnasium for you big fella.

Seems BBO may have pulled a brain muscle.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Crint has pulled a cork, Jazza has pulled a teat and DC has pulled a pensioner!

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    DC,doesnt wear the hush puppies on a sunday night.Its his recovery time.Probably asleep watching the 8.30 movie as we speak.

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    Further help required: who has pulled what?

    Redleg - a fetlock?

    Moonie- ???

    Earl - a princess??

    Deluded - ??

    TSFKA - a pectoral??

    The Fl og - a frogette?

    Biff - a script of yellow pills from the Fitzroy St pharmacy?

    R&B Bluebeard - a whisker?

    Fire away.....

    Edit - how could I forget our artistic amphibian?

    Edit 2 - ditto for Biff

    Edit 3 - ditto the Beard

    Edited by bjDee

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    Deluded=James Hird

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    Luna have I missed news of LordWeaver? I do miss his sober input.

    Can't be certain Earl, but general consensus is that he's departed this (demon)land. I think BBO is trying to be the new 'land spiritual leader, pathetically I might add.

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    Further help required: who has pulled what?

    Redleg - a fetlock?

    Moonie- ???

    Earl - a princess??

    Deluded - ??

    TSFKA - a pectoral??

    Fire away.....

    Mine is definitely calf problems. The last 4 years I have found I can pull a soft tisue at any time. I keep pulling muscles, tendons or ligaments in either leg. It has stuffed my tennis career! As I have stated elsewhere Serena Williams and I have six US Opens between us but I am now sidelined. All I can do is ride a bike or swim, no adrenalin there!

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    Trust me, there's a fair bit of adrenaline when careening downhill at over 70kph on a bike, or when a car pulls across in front of you and brakes hard to turn left.

    Edited by bjDee

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    And I sympathise re calf muscles. Done a couple of those in recent years, plus a hammy, broken ankle and broken toe. Field hockey is not a game for softcocs as I have realised.

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    And I sympathise re calf muscles. Done a couple of those in recent years, plus a hammy, broken ankle and broken toe. Field hockey is not a game for softcocs as I have realised.

    Suck it up Hockeysticks.

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    Suck it up Hockeysticks.

    You're on the list Biff. Struggled to think what you've pulled. Certainly not punches.

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    You're on the list Biff. Struggled to think what you've pulled. Certainly not punches.

    Biff has probably pulled more shielas named big bertha than any other person on earth.

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    Biff has probably pulled more shielas named big bertha than any other person on earth.

    Pulling power sadly diminished Jazza.

    Unlike your good self.

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    Pulling power sadly diminished Jazza.

    Unlike your good self.

    Mate,im that old i dont pull a calf unless its with the chains and 4 wheeler.

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    Can't be certain Earl, but general consensus is that he's departed this (demon)land. I think BBO is trying to be the new 'land spiritual leader, pathetically I might add.

    Very sad to hear that news I always looked to LW for a balanced opinion. I know at times I thought he had over indulged in sacrificial wine but he usually gave us a balanced view of the world. Albeit a conservative one from the past.

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    Further help required: who has pulled what?

    Redleg - a fetlock?

    Moonie- ???

    Earl - a princess??

    Deluded - ??

    TSFKA - a pectoral??

    The Fl og - a frogette?

    Biff - a script of yellow pills from the Fitzroy St pharmacy?

    Fire away.....

    Edit - how could I forget our artistic amphibian?

    Edit 2 - ditto for Biff

    So no one has pulled a leg? Or a swiftie? Or a beer? Or their hair out? Somehow I find the conjunction of all that hard to believe ... :blink:

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    i didn't realise it was a full moon tonight (at least in romsey)

    bbo's epithany - lol

    Maybe one of the lads has hacked his account ...

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    Mate,im that old i dont pull a calf unless its with the chains and 4 wheeler.

    What are blue heelers for? :lol:

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    You're on the list R & Bluebeard.

    I like the thought of an alpaca hacking an ISP account. The 'lads' are growing in my estimation.

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    Deluded=James Hird

    We don't use that type of language in this thread Jazza.

    We are the innocent type here.

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    Maybe one of the lads has hacked his account ...

    Do you want his user name and password?

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    What are blue heelers for? :lol:

    Bad Cop Shows

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    Red you are a hard man to please

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    Very observant my Lord. My new calling is to do good as required. Romsey or Ethihad - it matters not. Sinners such as moonie and clit need immediate help.

    Seems BBO may have pulled a brain muscle.

    Meanwhile back at the ranch, Crint has pulled a cork, Jazza has pulled a teat and DC has pulled a pensioner!

    Very good BJ. After BBO's response had to open another bottle!

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    Can't be certain Earl, but general consensus is that he's departed this (demon)land. I think BBO is trying to be the new 'land spiritual leader, pathetically I might add.

    That is a role now left open for WYL,depending on mood.

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