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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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45 that should be good .

Oh no 4 + 5 = 9.

Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    45 that should be good .

    Oh no 4 + 5 = 9.

    Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Top bloke, just has a shizen foot ... :lol:

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    Top bloke, just has a shizen foot ... :lol:

    Pity you need two to play footy.

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    i've been out all day renovating son's unit

    too many posts over on trade board

    can some kind soul tell me if anything happened mfc-wise today?

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    i've been out all day renovating son's unit

    too many posts over on trade board

    can some kind soul tell me if anything happened mfc-wise today?

    We let Richmond re injure JTs foot then we took him back .

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    i've been out all day renovating son's unit

    too many posts over on trade board

    can some kind soul tell me if anything happened mfc-wise today?

    Rumoured that we have offered picks 2 and 3 for Josh Kennedy and pick 39. This has generated a bit of interest. Trenners staying put on one leg. This has also generated a bit of interest. Eddie talked some rubbish and Sheedy says he is not going to Essendon. No one batted an eyelid at either of these ... :)

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    OMG what have they done?

    BNO.jpg

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    MessyDrugs approved fruit

    gmo-bananas.jpg

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    MessyDrugs approved fruit

    gmo-bananas.jpg

    That reminds me,Must make a doctors appointment today.

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    That reminds me,Must make a doctors appointment today.

    Need an injection, jazza? :blink: Or just like inflicting some pain on some poor helpless bananas? (who don't know what they took, but know that is nothing harmful, illegal or fattening)

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    Need an injection, jazza? :blink: Or just like inflicting some pain on some poor helpless bananas? (who don't know what they took, but know that is nothing harmful, illegal or fattening)

    The syringe,latex gloves and banana shaped object all contributed to my thoughts.

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    So you want to play for Essendon?

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    42 The number worn by the great and first african american majors baseballer, Jackie Robinson. Also that of the great MFC ruckman.

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    42 The number worn by the great and first african american majors baseballer, Jackie Robinson. Also that of the great MFC ruckman.

    or the meaning of ..... :rolleyes:

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    or the meaning of ..... :rolleyes:

    What is nine times six again? :blink:

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    What is nine times six again? :blink:

    where are you car ??

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    where are you car ??

    You don't remember the line?

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    You don't remember the line?

    nupp...havent watched for a while....maybe should :)

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    nupp...havent watched for a while....maybe should :)

    Or cheat and use Wikipedia like this ...

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    Or cheat and use Wikipedia like this ...

    We are Melbourne so we don't cheat!

    We just use our ability to do in depth research.

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    Hi from mexico using a spanish key board is not easy.

    wow seems pages of stuff but I dont have the time to sort through

    Interesting every word I type the spell check tells me is wrong.

    So Trengove is a bust it would appear be very surprised if he comes back from that injury.

    Having fun but not many bananas.

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    Hi from mexico using a spanish key board is not easy.

    wow seems pages of stuff but I dont have the time to sort through

    Interesting every word I type the spell check tells me is wrong.

    So Trengove is a bust it would appear be very surprised if he comes back from that injury.

    Having fun but not many bananas.

    Ola Senor OD.

    Having a spanish keyboard must be difficult.

    Hope you have muchos fun,

    Bring me back some COLA if you can.

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    Hi from mexico using a spanish key board is not easy.

    wow seems pages of stuff but I dont have the time to sort through

    Interesting every word I type the spell check tells me is wrong.

    So Trengove is a bust it would appear be very surprised if he comes back from that injury.

    Having fun but not many bananas.

    Espero que están teniendo un tiempo wonderfule.
    No mucho ha suceda ya que le queda.
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