Jump to content

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

" I'd knock him down and [censored] him" said the master from Romsey

"hark the Herald angel sings" said slobbo

  • Quote
    •  

    Would you have a Moll to keep you

    would you swear off work for good?

    (as you are a teacher the second line is irrelevant)

    "What? Live on prostitution? My Romsey oath I would!'

    I'm going to bed - you are without morals Biffen.

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

  • Quote

    Of course I'm making fun of your name clitor- that is what I do. However, to finish an evening a muscat or tokay from Rutherglen is beyond belief . Tried either of those?

    Have had both. thoroughly recommend the Campbells Merchant Prince, but you may not be able to afford it?

    Correct, your mind is blank Demoneyes. We knew that already.

    Its nice to be with friends!

  • Quote
    •  

    duh! that's not a trade f log

    Really !

    I never know that.

    LOL

    pres-humour-510.jpg

  • Quote

    Have had both. thoroughly recommend the Campbells Merchant Prince, but you may not be able to afford it?

    Its nice to be with friends!

    Chambers Grand Muscat Clit - very [censored] expensive!!

    BTW Ignore Moonie - he thinks "Cold Duck" is the same as Grange.

  • Quote

    Fl og doesn't know much beyond his colouring book.

    And here I am trying to improve your social skills, Professor.

    But it appears I have left it too late as you are beyond help.

    Oh well you can not win them all. which makes me a perfect MFC supporter.

  • Quote

    KNEW you ignoramus!!!

    Yes Professor!

  • Quote
    •  

    And here I am trying to improve your social skills, Professor.

    But it appears I have left it too late as you are beyond help.

    Oh well you can not win them all. which makes me a perfect MFC supporter.

    Youve interrupted a perfectly enjoyable session of vitriol fllogga ,yet again, with your inane pleasantries.

  • Quote

    Youve interrupted a perfectly enjoyable session of vitriol fllogga ,yet again, with your inane pleasantries.

    humour_09.jpg

  • Quote

    Chambers Grand Muscat Clit - very [censored] expensive!!

    BTW Ignore Moonie - he thinks "Cold Duck" is the same as Grange.

    Gotta love a bit of Cold Duck, great drunk out of a milkshake cup with a spiral staw. On special occasions I break out the Asti Riccadonna with friends.

  • Quote

    Chambers Grand Muscat Clit - very [censored] expensive!!

    BTW Ignore Moonie - he thinks "Cold Duck" is the same as Grange.

    No use trying to whisper sweet nothings in my ear (nice drop though!).

  • Quote

    Thursday 49, Great Number in San Francisco.

    unbelievably_weird_food_640_07.jpg

  • Quote

    10678618_894959243855101_252979339604287

    10393720_883140445036981_109260861513639

    Edited by DemonFrog

  • Quote

    KNEW you ignoramus!!!

    Through cow pats all over a teachers car once.

    Got belted for it by the old man ,afterwards he told me "all teachers are politicians that could spell proper".

    Yep i shoulda went for the gold medal and did all the teachers cars.

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Through cow pats all over a teachers car once.

    Got belted for it by the old man ,afterwards he told me "all teachers are politicians that could spell proper".

    Yep i shoulda went for the gold medal and did all the teachers cars.

    Thats quite insulting to teachers (which include my wife, mother and aunt). My aunt would have probably thrown the cow pats back at you and said "Clean up your own mess!" :blink::blink:

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Thats quite insulting to teachers (which include my wife, mother and aunt). My aunt would have probably thrown the cow pats back at you and said "Clean up your own mess!" :blink::blink:

    Not really insulting R@B,just some teachers were rsoles.

    Couldnt wait to finish school and work on the farm.

    School is only meant to be for smart alecs who want to go to university.

    Otherwise its the biggest waste of time.

    Cant believe how much of our tax goes to some of these bludgers.

    Algebra pppppppffffffftttttttttttttttt probably never helped biff spilt an ounce into the right properties.

  • Quote

    Not for me, started my latest diet.

    Not to worry Red it will look the same when you finish your diet.

  • Quote

    Not really insulting R@B,just some teachers were rsoles.

    Couldnt wait to finish school and work on the farm.

    School is only meant to be for smart alecs who want to go to university.

    Otherwise its the biggest waste of time.

    Cant believe how much of our tax goes to some of these bludgers.

    Algebra pppppppffffffftttttttttttttttt probably never helped biff spilt an ounce into the right properties.

    Now now, Jizza please don’t go all anti -intellectual. You see some of those [censored] that stayed at school and went on to university are no doubt benefitting you. Little Julie who sat next to you (and ignored the smell of cow [censored]) may have completed a science degree and be working for the Dept. of Agriculture – or whatever it is called – and be helping to breed cows that squirt more milk.

    Little Freddy, (who also ignored the smell of cow [censored]) went on to uni and is now working on better ways to treat mastitis or some other disease.

    And what about cute Laura? She couldn’t ignore the smell of cow [censored] and sat at the front of the room. She’s now an accountant and showing miserable [censored] farmers how to not pay tax.

    How’s that for education Jizza!

  • Quote
    •  

    Now now, Jizza please don’t go all anti -intellectual. You see some of those [censored] that stayed at school and went on to university are no doubt benefitting you. Little Julie who sat next to you (and ignored the smell of cow [censored]) may have completed a science degree and be working for the Dept. of Agriculture – or whatever it is called – and be helping to breed cows that squirt more milk.

    Little Freddy, (who also ignored the smell of cow [censored]) went on to uni and is now working on better ways to treat mastitis or some other disease.

    And what about cute Laura? She couldn’t ignore the smell of cow [censored] and sat at the front of the room. She’s now an accountant and showing miserable [censored] farmers how to not pay tax.

    How’s that for education Jizza!

    Agreed,education for the smart ones.{already wrote that]

    Let the real workers leave in form 3 and get the real work done.

    But rsoles who stand over kids because of their position deserve a car wash every now and then.

  • Quote

    Not really insulting R@B,just some teachers were rsoles.

    Couldnt wait to finish school and work on the farm.

    School is only meant to be for smart alecs who want to go to university.

    Otherwise its the biggest waste of time.

    Cant believe how much of our tax goes to some of these bludgers.

    Algebra pppppppffffffftttttttttttttttt probably never helped biff spilt an ounce into the right properties.

    No drama, jazza. Just trying to get a rise, and it seems it worked! :) There are certainly some teachers who shouldn't be there, like in any profession.

    Algebra? Great stuff! I agree that it is probably wasted on Biff ... :blink::blink:

  • Quote

    • Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • REPORT: Gold Coast

      From the start, Melbourne’s performance against the Gold Coast Suns at Peoples First Stadium was nothing short of a massive botch up and it came down in the first instance to poor preparation. Rather than adequately preparing the team for battle against an opponent potentially on the skids after suffering three consecutive losses, the Demons looking anything but sharp and ready to play in the opening minutes of the game. By way of contrast, the Suns demonstrated a clear sense of purpose and will to win. From the very first bounce of the ball they were back to where they left off earlier in the season in Round Three when the teams met at the MCG. They ran rings around the Demons and finished the game off with a dominant six goal final term. This time, they produced another dominant quarter to start the game, restricting Melbourne to a solitary point to lead by six goals at the first break, by which time, the game was all but over.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • CASEY: Gold Coast

      Coming off four consecutive victories and with a team filled with 17 AFL listed players, the Casey Demons took to their early morning encounter with the lowly Gold Coast Suns at People First Stadium with the swagger of a team that thought a win was inevitable. They were smashing it for the first twenty minutes of the game after Tom Fullarton booted the first two goals but they then descended into an abyss of frustrating poor form and lackadaisical effort that saw the swagger and the early arrogance disappear by quarter time when their lead was overtaken by a more intense and committed opponent. The Suns continued to apply the pressure in the second quarter and got out to a three goal lead in mid term before the Demons fought back. A late goal to the home side before the half time bell saw them ten points up at the break and another surge in the third quarter saw them comfortably up with a 23 point lead at the final break.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • PREGAME: Rd 17 vs Adelaide

      With their season all over bar the shouting the Demons head back on the road for the third week in a row as they return to Adelaide to take on the Crows. Who comes in and who goes out?

        • Clap
        • Haha
      • 69 replies
      Demonland

    • POSTGAME: Rd 16 vs Gold Coast

      The Demons did not come to play from the opening bounce and let the Gold Coast kick the first 5 goals of the match. They then outscored the Suns for the next 3 quarters but it was too little too late and their season is now effectively over.

        • Haha
      • 231 replies
      Demonland

    • VOTES: Rd 16 vs Gold Coast

      Max Gawn has a massive lead in the Demonland Player of the Year award ahead of Jake Bowey, Christian Petracca, Clayton Oliver and Kysaiah Pickett. Your votes please. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1.

        • Sad
      • 41 replies
      Demonland

    • GAMEDAY: Rd 16 vs Gold Coast

      It's Game Day and the Demons are back on the road again and this may be the last roll of the dice to get their 2025 season back on track as they take on the Gold Coast Suns at People First Stadium.

        • Haha
      • 546 replies
      Demonland
    View All