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" I'd knock him down and [censored] him" said the master from Romsey

"hark the Herald angel sings" said slobbo

 

Would you have a Moll to keep you

would you swear off work for good?

(as you are a teacher the second line is irrelevant)

"What? Live on prostitution? My Romsey oath I would!'

I'm going to bed - you are without morals Biffen.

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

Of course I'm making fun of your name clitor- that is what I do. However, to finish an evening a muscat or tokay from Rutherglen is beyond belief . Tried either of those?

Have had both. thoroughly recommend the Campbells Merchant Prince, but you may not be able to afford it?

Correct, your mind is blank Demoneyes. We knew that already.

Its nice to be with friends!

 

duh! that's not a trade f log

Really !

I never know that.

LOL

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Have had both. thoroughly recommend the Campbells Merchant Prince, but you may not be able to afford it?

Its nice to be with friends!

Chambers Grand Muscat Clit - very [censored] expensive!!

BTW Ignore Moonie - he thinks "Cold Duck" is the same as Grange.


Fl og doesn't know much beyond his colouring book.

And here I am trying to improve your social skills, Professor.

But it appears I have left it too late as you are beyond help.

Oh well you can not win them all. which makes me a perfect MFC supporter.

KNEW you ignoramus!!!

Yes Professor!

 

And here I am trying to improve your social skills, Professor.

But it appears I have left it too late as you are beyond help.

Oh well you can not win them all. which makes me a perfect MFC supporter.

Youve interrupted a perfectly enjoyable session of vitriol fllogga ,yet again, with your inane pleasantries.


Youve interrupted a perfectly enjoyable session of vitriol fllogga ,yet again, with your inane pleasantries.

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Chambers Grand Muscat Clit - very [censored] expensive!!

BTW Ignore Moonie - he thinks "Cold Duck" is the same as Grange.

Gotta love a bit of Cold Duck, great drunk out of a milkshake cup with a spiral staw. On special occasions I break out the Asti Riccadonna with friends.

Chambers Grand Muscat Clit - very [censored] expensive!!

BTW Ignore Moonie - he thinks "Cold Duck" is the same as Grange.

No use trying to whisper sweet nothings in my ear (nice drop though!).


Thursday 49, Great Number in San Francisco.

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KNEW you ignoramus!!!

Through cow pats all over a teachers car once.

Got belted for it by the old man ,afterwards he told me "all teachers are politicians that could spell proper".

Yep i shoulda went for the gold medal and did all the teachers cars.

Through cow pats all over a teachers car once.

Got belted for it by the old man ,afterwards he told me "all teachers are politicians that could spell proper".

Yep i shoulda went for the gold medal and did all the teachers cars.

Thats quite insulting to teachers (which include my wife, mother and aunt). My aunt would have probably thrown the cow pats back at you and said "Clean up your own mess!" :blink::blink:

Thats quite insulting to teachers (which include my wife, mother and aunt). My aunt would have probably thrown the cow pats back at you and said "Clean up your own mess!" :blink::blink:

Not really insulting R@B,just some teachers were rsoles.

Couldnt wait to finish school and work on the farm.

School is only meant to be for smart alecs who want to go to university.

Otherwise its the biggest waste of time.

Cant believe how much of our tax goes to some of these bludgers.

Algebra pppppppffffffftttttttttttttttt probably never helped biff spilt an ounce into the right properties.


Not for me, started my latest diet.

Not to worry Red it will look the same when you finish your diet.

Not really insulting R@B,just some teachers were rsoles.

Couldnt wait to finish school and work on the farm.

School is only meant to be for smart alecs who want to go to university.

Otherwise its the biggest waste of time.

Cant believe how much of our tax goes to some of these bludgers.

Algebra pppppppffffffftttttttttttttttt probably never helped biff spilt an ounce into the right properties.

Now now, Jizza please don’t go all anti -intellectual. You see some of those [censored] that stayed at school and went on to university are no doubt benefitting you. Little Julie who sat next to you (and ignored the smell of cow [censored]) may have completed a science degree and be working for the Dept. of Agriculture – or whatever it is called – and be helping to breed cows that squirt more milk.

Little Freddy, (who also ignored the smell of cow [censored]) went on to uni and is now working on better ways to treat mastitis or some other disease.

And what about cute Laura? She couldn’t ignore the smell of cow [censored] and sat at the front of the room. She’s now an accountant and showing miserable [censored] farmers how to not pay tax.

How’s that for education Jizza!

 

Now now, Jizza please don’t go all anti -intellectual. You see some of those [censored] that stayed at school and went on to university are no doubt benefitting you. Little Julie who sat next to you (and ignored the smell of cow [censored]) may have completed a science degree and be working for the Dept. of Agriculture – or whatever it is called – and be helping to breed cows that squirt more milk.

Little Freddy, (who also ignored the smell of cow [censored]) went on to uni and is now working on better ways to treat mastitis or some other disease.

And what about cute Laura? She couldn’t ignore the smell of cow [censored] and sat at the front of the room. She’s now an accountant and showing miserable [censored] farmers how to not pay tax.

How’s that for education Jizza!

Agreed,education for the smart ones.{already wrote that]

Let the real workers leave in form 3 and get the real work done.

But rsoles who stand over kids because of their position deserve a car wash every now and then.

Not really insulting R@B,just some teachers were rsoles.

Couldnt wait to finish school and work on the farm.

School is only meant to be for smart alecs who want to go to university.

Otherwise its the biggest waste of time.

Cant believe how much of our tax goes to some of these bludgers.

Algebra pppppppffffffftttttttttttttttt probably never helped biff spilt an ounce into the right properties.

No drama, jazza. Just trying to get a rise, and it seems it worked! :) There are certainly some teachers who shouldn't be there, like in any profession.

Algebra? Great stuff! I agree that it is probably wasted on Biff ... :blink::blink:


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