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I hope we all hate Collingw&%$

rollinson 65
in Melbourne Demons

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rage has brought rollo out of retirement:

to the tune of "I won't be reconstructed" (american civil war song from the South after their surrender)...

I hate the bloody magpies

And everything they do

I hate eddie maguire

And bloody malthouse too

I hate the bloody premiership

Gone to the filth again

Filth they were forever

And filth they they still remain...

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    I agree with everything you posted, This is the biggest travisty in AFL history

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    Not sure what to do with myself right now.

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    Not sure what to do with myself right now.

    Lock all your doors.

    Bar all your windows.

    Bring the pets inside.

    There's a start.

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    Have seriously never been so displeased and disappointed with a team winning the flag

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    I agree with everything you posted, This is the biggest travisty in AFL history

    Carlton, the evil cheating scumbags, winning a flag would be a bigger travesty.

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    the one thing i hate about living overseas is missing footy season.

    tell you what i am so so so glad to not be in melbourne right now!!

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    Carlton, the evil cheating scumbags, winning a flag would be a bigger travesty.

    My hate for Collingw&%$ goes unrivaled, Carlton is a close second followed by Essendon. Every cloud has a silver lining though, Imagine replacing a premiership coach for an untried rookie coach. Ohhh how sweet to see the slide.

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    the one thing i hate about living overseas is missing footy season.

    tell you what i am so so so glad to not be in melbourne right now!!

    Your in the best place right now.

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    My hate for Collingw&%$ goes unrivaled, Carlton is a close second followed by Essendon. Every cloud has a silver lining though, Imagine replacing a premiership coach for an untried rookie coach. Ohhh how sweet to see the slide.

    I hate Collingw&%$, but I can respect what they have managed to do with their club (I hope we win a flag with a list as mediocre as theirs!). Plus for as long as I have been alive, they haven't interfered with our push for success.

    Carlton on the other hand, I have no respect for. They are arrogant with no cause, they try to buy success and think they are entitled, despite being the worst team of the past decade. They have also managed to screw us numerous times over the past few seasons. I F'ING HATE THEM with an absolute passion, and no team would be less worthy of experiencing success.

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    I hate Collingw&%$, but I can respect what they have managed to do with their club (I hope we win a flag with a list as mediocre as theirs!). Plus for as long as I have been alive, they haven't interfered with our push for success.

    I suggest that we act mature and grown up and be really good sports about today's catastrophic result and

    simply

    ban

    any

    mention

    of

    Collingw&%$

    for

    the

    rest

    of

    the

    week

    .

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    I hate Collingw&%$, but I can respect what they have managed to do with their club (I hope we win a flag with a list as mediocre as theirs!). Plus for as long as I have been alive, they haven't interfered with our push for success.

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    I hate Collingw&%$, but I can respect what they have managed to do with their club (I hope we win a flag with a list as mediocre as theirs!). Plus for as long as I have been alive, they haven't interfered with our push for success.

    Think of the positives. They didn't beat Melbourne for the flag (in fact they struggled to handle us twice this year).

    I look forward to kicking their arse in the 2012/13/14 grand finals. It will be sweet. Now is not our time.

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    Sorry Jaded, Respect & Collingw&%$ must never be used in the same sentence. I love the passion but how can you hate a club the continues to extend the olive branch IE. J Gysberts and relieving us of such dead wood Brock & CJ ? Having said all that I really don't like anyone that lines up against my boys.

    There is never much logic in passionate hate, but Carlton make my skin crawl. Their supporters, their hierarchy and management, their players, their captain. They just make my blood boil with rage and disgust. I take pleasure in their misery.

    Collingw&%$ winning is painful, but I'd take a Collingw&%$ victory over a Carlton victory any day.

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    I hate Collingw&%$, but I can respect what they have managed to do with their club (I hope we win a flag with a list as mediocre as theirs!).

    Yep. And St Kilda really have some soul-searching to do, there are a few names there, including some big names, that have been found wanting on the biggest of stages. Could be some interesting trades around.

    Apart from getting the most out of an only-OK list, Collingw&%$ have also done some decent trading ... e.g. Jolly and Ball today. Always good to look at succesful teams to see what they're doing right, some good lessons there for the Dees.

    Hard to stomach though, and as another one who's OS, glad to be out of Melbourne this weekend.

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    Think of the positives. They didn't beat Melbourne for the flag (in fact they struggled to handle us twice this year).

    I look forward to kicking their arse in the 2012/13/14 grand finals. It will be sweet. Now is not our time.

    Thanks DJ, & Go DEES!

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    Not sure what to do with myself right now.

    Me Too, & I've been feeling Numb too.

    So I went looking for this, an antidote for Pain.

    StKilda: >

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    There is never much logic in passionate hate, but Carlton make my skin crawl. Their supporters, their hierarchy and management, their players, their captain. They just make my blood boil with rage and disgust. I take pleasure in their misery.

    Collingw&%$ winning is painful, but I'd take a Collingw&%$ victory over a Carlton victory any day.

    True Jaded but mine is unbridled enthusiastic hatred.

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    You could say Collingwood didn't win the Grand Final (only the Replay)

    Nah, that doesn't work either

    Pass me another bucket please, I'm still feeling quite sick

    I'm going to have to sell the house - Filth supporters on both sides, and both are rabid

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    You could say Collingwood didn't win the Grand Final (only the Replay)

    Nah, that doesn't work either

    Pass me another bucket please, I'm still feeling quite sick

    I'm going to have to sell the house - Filth supporters on both sides, and both are rabid

    You need one of those smoke machines that fumigate for mosquito's & vermin. That might be a start. :lol:

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    Collingwood is the only Melbourne club I hate. I can handle the other clubs, but Collingwood to me is bottom of the barrel. A club built on the lower class.

    I hate West Coast more than any other club by a country mile.

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    True Jaded but mine is unbridled enthusiastic hatred.

    Hahaha, let's agree that we both hate Carlton and Collingwood with a passion, as we are genetically modified to do.

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    Hahaha, let's agree that we both hate Carlton and Collingwood with a passion, as we are genetically modified to do.

    Done. I will still have to have drink to numb the pain.

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