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Mock Trades

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I'll get the ball rolling with a bunch, some I've heard and some I've made up, only one involving Melbourne:

Melbourne: Maric to Essendon

Essendon: Davey to Melbourne

Essendon: Houli to Richmond

Richmond: Tambling to Essendon

Essendon: Jetta to West Coast

West Coast: McKinnley & Pick 45 to Western Bulldogs

Western Bulldogs: Pick 22 to Essendon

West Coast: Spangher to North Melbourne

North Melbourne: Pick 52 to Adelaide

Adelaide: Griffin to West Coast

West Coast: Pick 28 to Gold Coast

Gold Coast: Andrew Kraouker to West Coast

Gold Coast: Robert Campbell to Hawthorn

Hawthorn: Dowler to North Melbourne

North Melbourne: Hale to Gold Coast

Hawthorn: Taylor & Pick 54 to Port Adelaide

Port Adelaide: Pick 34 to Hawthorn

Port Adelaide: Motlop to Fremantle

Fremantle: Palmer to Geelong

Geelong: Djekurra & Pick 23 to Port Adelaide

Carlton: Fisher, Jacobs & A. Walker to Adelaide

Adelaide: T. Walker & picks 14 & 50 to Carlton

Carlton: Thornton & Pick 14 to Fremantle

Fremantle: Tarrant to Carlton

Brisbane: Brennan to Gold Coast

Gold Coast: Pick 9 to Brisbane

Brisbane: Power to Western Bulldogs

Western Bulldogs: Pick 57 to Collingwood

Collingwood: Buckley to Brisbane

Brisbane: Sherman to Richmond

Richmond: Pick 29 to Brisbane

Everyone's thought, agreements or disagreements??? Let me know how ludicros or possible some of these are and any others you've heard or think may work or unfold???

Cheers,

TD.

Edit: To appease E25.

Edited by Tall Defence

 

Right...

I am really hoping this is a cut & paste job...

 
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I am really hoping this is a cut & paste job...

Sadly I'm just really bored at work today!

give the bloke a break idiots, atleast he is having a dip and trying to create something worth discussing.

Tall Defence i have also heard houli to richmond is a done deal aswell and apperently walker wants to move to south australia.


give the bloke a break idiots, atleast he is having a dip and trying to create something worth discussing.

Tall Defence i have also heard houli to richmond is a done deal aswell and apperently walker wants to move to south australia.

Trying to add a bit of humour to posts does not necessarily make a poster 'an idiot', appreciate TD's efforts, but personally I wouldn't care if Andrew Walker was traded to the Chicago Bears, I am only interested in the Melbourne trades and I was actually going to 'cut and paste' from the list

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give the bloke a break idiots, atleast he is having a dip and trying to create something worth discussing.

Tall Defence i have also heard houli to richmond is a done deal aswell and apperently walker wants to move to south australia.

Haha. cheers Dazzledavey36,

Can understand some people not giving 2 hoots about other clubs trades but just seeing what others thought and if there'd be anyone in there we'd rather Melbourne chase.

Just mixing it up a bit people!

I think it's funny that you wrote "trade" for each "possibility".

We get it! They're trades!

Hahahahaa

seriously, this kinda depresses me.

 

Pick 9 for Jared Brennan is a bit over the odds.

Surely with the amount of picks the Gold Coast have, they could spare a pick in the late teens or early 20's for the inconsistent Brennan. Can't see them giving pick 9 for bloke who has walked out on Brisbane.

But I agree, it creates a bit of talk. Well done.

If people think the thread is a waste of time, don't read it.

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Pick 9 for Jared Brennan is a bit over the odds.

Surely with the amount of picks the Gold Coast have, they could spare a pick in the late teens or early 20's for the inconsistent Brennan. Can't see them giving pick 9 for bloke who has walked out on Brisbane.

But I agree, it creates a bit of talk. Well done.

If people think the thread is a waste of time, don't read it.

9 probably is over the top your right.

Depends how much hard ball Brisbane play I guess and how much GC17 are prepared to pay for what Brennan can potentially provide. Only problem is we all know he can't do it week in week out.


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I think it's funny that you wrote "trade" for each "possibility".

We get it! They're trades!

Hahahahaa

seriously, this kinda depresses me.

I removed the word trade just for you E25!

9 probably is over the top your right.

Depends how much hard ball Brisbane play I guess and how much GC17 are prepared to pay for what Brennan can potentially provide. Only problem is we all know he can't do it week in week out.

I think Brennan is possibly under rated. He just might be the perfect candidate for a new club.

i have heard whispers through journos that since about 2006 Brisbane hasn't been the Happiest place to be, so it will be interesting to see how the trade pans out.

give the bloke a break idiots, atleast he is having a dip and trying to create something worth discussing.

Tall Defence i have also heard houli to richmond is a done deal aswell and apperently walker wants to move to south australia.

Another poster not adhering to the adverb rule.

You can call my posts idiotic but not call me an idiot.

Don't you know forum etiquette?

We all have to sign the hypocritic oath...

make love not war

Brisbane: Power to Western Bulldogs

Western Bulldogs: Pick 57 to Collingwood

Collingwood: Buckley to Brisbane

Luke Power >>> Pick 57 >>> Simon Buckley


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Luke Power >>> Pick 57 >>> Simon Buckley

Yeah I thought someone might jump on that one, one of the more unrealistic for sure.

I figured Power has 1, 2 years left tops, and there's murmurings Brisbane can't kepe him.

For a player his age no one would give up a lot for him, a lot like Barry Hall last trade period, so thought pick 57 would be there abouts.

And as for the on trade of Simon Buckley to Brisbane he'd be just what the Bears need. A line breaking midfielder with pace to burn, something they seriously lack. He's had a pretty good VFL season but can't get a game at the Filth.

Power to the Bulldogs I figured they'd still be under the impression they'd be a chance for a flag next year as would Power.

Heard some rumour about us being pretty keen on Hale today.

GC is more likely to get him but who knows....

Wouldn't want to give up much.

Heard some rumour about us being pretty keen on Hale today.

Can't do without Pace.

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Can't do without Pace.

Great combination back in the day! Not sure if they're as effective today though? :)


Pick 9 for Jared Brennan is a bit over the odds.

Surely with the amount of picks the Gold Coast have, they could spare a pick in the late teens or early 20's for the inconsistent Brennan. Can't see them giving pick 9 for bloke who has walked out on Brisbane.

But I agree, it creates a bit of talk. Well done.

If people think the thread is a waste of time, don't read it.

Umh, 'Ash35',, I haven't noticed you around for awhile. I hope all is good.

Have you heard, (Hird) sorry, anything solid @ the Bombers, to speak of??? Re coach.

And trade wise as well? Is Neagle or any others worth a punt, or not?

Melbourne: Pick 19

Carlton: Matthew Warnock

Awe, I hope your right. That pick would be very handy for us!

Melbourne: Maric and warnock to Essendon

Essendon: houli and davey to Melbourne

 

Carlton: gets Warnock

St Kilda: gets Jones

Melbourne: gets Judd, Riewoldt & Karmichael Hunt

Gold Coast: gets our 7th, 8th, 9th and 32nd round draft selections.

Another poster not adhering to the adverb rule.

You can call my posts idiotic but not call me an idiot.

Don't you know forum etiquette?

Always one anal in the mix!

We all have to sign the hypocritic oath...


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