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A night at the Blueys

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oops ... for all those kiddies out there in Demonland who haven't gone to bed yet, I meant to say bee's diaphragm. You can ask the teacher tomorrow what that means.

Oh sure.


50 votes after 15 rounds from the Russian (about 225-175) with Moloney (out of contention because of injury after the Freo game) and Frawley following.

The compere Stephen Phillips just announced there's a bee's dick in the final result but I'm skeptical. Either that or there's some giant bees around.

Fair lead by Green, he has a big one against Sydney and North in the last kicking 5.3 and 5.1 respectively. I'd say he would hold on by a Bee's.

Have a look at Fitzpatrick...

Fitzpatrick... Spencer... how about a young Jimmy Stynes.

 

You mean Spencer. She is pretty.

with Millsy moving on could this be the new Pia?

Keep the good work up George, appreciate it

That's Spencer... they got the name wrong. Still, batting WAY out of his depth.

More power too him .

Meesens Mrs. is tidy too .


Fair lead by Green, he has a big one against Sydney and North in the last kicking 5.3 and 5.1 respectively. I'd say he would hold on by a Bee's.

You don't have to not say it, I say much worse words as one of the youngest people on the site :P

You mean Spencer. She is pretty.

Sorry my mistake, it is Spencer, I must admit I wasn't looking too closely at him when looking at the photo.

The fact that it's Spencer makes it even more unbelievable I reckon!

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Wow, Colin Sylvia just put his hand on my shoulder. Then someone asked me if I played for the club in the early 70s. Wanted a photo and I obliged.

Plenty of alcohol being consumed but not by the players and no sign of Fev.

More voting - Frawley catching up but Greenie still polling so he should win.

Side-boobs at a black tie event are a big no no. Same goes for dresses which are more than halfway up the thigh.

On the plus side, they'd all look great at whichever club they're going to afterwards.

There are actually no photos with side boob - if there was many of us would have noticed!

None of those dresses look club worthy except for Spencer's ring in. Interesting thoughts, the girls look great, and well suited to a black tie event.


Then someone asked me if I played for the club in the early 70s. Wanted a photo and I obliged.

Get your hand off it Jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Get your hand off it Jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There was one thing the person was certain about - I wasn't playing in the 1979 season when the club had a very ordinary senior team manager in charge of a very ordinary team that was at the wrong end of the biggest defeat in AFL history :wacko:

And the winner is ... (pause for presentations)

After 19 rounds Green leads Frawley by 29 votes.

Frawley chasing hard, considering Green was 50 ahead of Jamar and Frawley was two places behind.

I hope bees don't have dicks, wouldn't mind a tie

After 19 rounds Green leads Frawley by 29 votes.

I'd say Green just holds off Frawley in round 22 with 2nd BOG from 3rd BOG


 

Do we change the name to the Greeny for the special occasion?

Runner up Sid Anderson Memorial Trophy to James Frawley - magnificent in defence.

Congrats Brad a great year and to all the runners up. Great to see Jordie get a trophy and Brad three including the big one. The winner looks like the next skipper.


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