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Yze_Magic getting Drafted

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Is he still banned from this site?

He is on bigfooty and started a thread in the main AFL section named im getting drafted... lots of replies to it.

This is the initial post he made-

Well nobody will believe me, but a club I have been speaking with constantly for the last 4 weeks has promised to pick me up in the draft as a mature age recruit. The only clue I will give is I will be picked by a team that has a selection somewhers between pick 35 and 45!!!

I bet none of you knew I could play footy hey!

I am pumped. Sadly though, it may be the end of Yze_magic on Bigfooty

But only after its official and I have been drafted. Somebody pinch me!

Has anyone actually me this bloke? Is he for real or just pulling the chain?

Whats his real name?

Funny if true

 

hahahahaha a good laugh

Except the OP was from 5 years ago

Edited by Stop: Jurrahtime

Is he still banned from this site?

He is on bigfooty and started a thread in the main AFL section named im getting drafted... lots of replies to it.

This is the initial post he made-

Has anyone actually me this bloke? Is he for real or just pulling the chain?

Whats his real name?

Funny if true

Yze_Magic was the king of sucking people in over at Bigfooty... He used his talent for posting words on message boards, to suck in opposition supporters time and again, before he got banned...

This was probably the best example of his work, I mean the thread is 25 pages long... Genius, love it...

 

not true, he has no idea about football and if he was a decent player he would.

just a tool with no life, i wouldnt give it any more thought.


WTF? :blink:

Now i just feel sad for him..

Edited by DemonDan...

not true, he has no idea about football and if he was a decent player he would.

just a tool with no life, i wouldnt give it any more thought.

Exactly. For every mildly funny/interesting post, there are thirty loads of inflammatory garbage.

 

Comrades.

Yze Magic - and he goes under many names - is a gun in my opinion.

Over on Bigfooty B13, we face any number of adversaries - and it is none too easy defending our cause in light of the past 45 years.

YM torches the flogs with his wit, humour and knowledge of the game. They hate him, which is a sign of his success.

Oh, to have more passionate supporters like him.

Biffinator

PS, I would love to meet him one day but he's like Batman.

credit where credits due, that thread is legendary and there is a reason its famous. it is one of the best troll threads on footy boards i have ever seen.

regarding the amount of crap he writes, it is true, he does repeat alot of the same crap but the same people get sucked in everytime and make threads out of them. if people dont respond the joke wears thin and he is forced to come up with new lines.

if you dont like him dont bite, we all know he trolls and looks for answers so anyone who gets sucked in is either a newbie or deserves to be put through it.

if you dont like it dont read it i say.


Comrades.

Yze Magic - and he goes under many names - is a gun in my opinion.

Over on Bigfooty B13, we face any number of adversaries - and it is none too easy defending our cause in light of the past 45 years.

YM torches the flogs with his wit, humour and knowledge of the game. They hate him, which is a sign of his success.

Oh, to have more passionate supporters like him.

Biffinator

PS, I would love to meet him one day but he's like Batman.

Good. Then he can stay at bigfooty with the children and annoy them, leaving people who want to talk football at 'land.

if you dont like him dont bite, we all know he trolls and looks for answers so anyone who gets sucked in is either a newbie or deserves to be put through it.

if you dont like it dont read it i say.

Impossible. When he's here, he's omnipresent. If you click the ignore button half the threads won't make sense.

He's a blight. Pure and simple. Given the way he treats players on here and 'ology, I'm stunned any MFC fan calls him a "legend."

He is without a doubt the funniest poster I've ever read. Some of his work with Hawthorn supporters circa '05, '06 had me in tears.

I suggest those who take umbrage at his posts:

a. haven't read his best work and

b. take themselves a little too seriously.

PS As others have mentioned, the legendary "I'm getting drafted" thread was started five years ago. And it's still comedy gold.

Edited by MikeyJ

I suggest those who take umbrage at his posts:

a. haven't read his best work and

b. take themselves a little too seriously.

I suggest those that think he's a pure genius haven't read his worst work.

I'm a little from column a (MikeyJ et al "funniest poster ever") and a little from column b (Dappa Dan et al "most annoying poster ever") to be honest. He's had me in stitches at times and had my blood boiling at others.

I don't see what is so funny about constantly pissing on a particular player over and over and over again. The "I'm getting drafted" thread is definitely comedy gold though.

Can anybody supply a link to the thread?


I don't see what is so funny about constantly pissing on a particular player over and over and over again. The "I'm getting drafted" thread is definitely comedy gold though.

Agreed, but the laughs I've gotten from the good stuff allows me to just ignore the rest. No doubt others have different tolerances.

The funniest thing of all, for me at least, is the thought of him sitting in his bedroom at his parents' house reading this very thread, grinning from ear to ear and feeling proud as punch.

The guy hasn't initiated this thread or even posted on it, yet it canonises him.

Mind you, I think he really is none other than... Cameron Bruce. :lol:

I assume he's currently banned?

Definitely a highlight when reading his posts.

I really don't understand why everyone gets so rattled by him. So he has a vendetta against Bruce, big deal???


Bailey - Welcome to the demons son

YM - Thanks i know more about the place than you do

Bailey - Oh btw here is your new Jumper (32)

Thanks for the link. Funny stuff. I assume that when YM is banned from posting on all the boards he heads out in the boat and brings home the catch of the day.

not true, he has no idea about football and if he was a decent player he would.

just a tool with no life, i wouldnt give it any more thought.

Certainly not missing his ignorant views and bias. Maybe he will form his own forum and write to himself all day.

 

Yze_Magic during the "I'm getting drafted thread".......

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Edited by High Tower

Has anyone actually me this bloke? Is he for real or just pulling the chain?

Whats his real name?

Yze_Magic 1

mousey 0

we all know he trolls and looks for answers so anyone who gets sucked in is either a newbie or deserves to be put through it.

Agreed.


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