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Jack Watts

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Just returned home after a week at Lord Somers camp where Jack Watts was one of the guests for lunch one day. He speaks very well and seems to have a very mature and humble head on his shoulders. I spoke to him afterwards for a few minutes and he is loving his time at the dees and has already put on 6kg. He looks as though he still has plenty of growth left in his body too. Just thought you guys would appreciate my findings.

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    Jack Watts was running laps, barechested at training today, still looks alarmingly slight.

    If he's really put on 6kg he must have been a real beanpole a month ago.

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    Went straight to his ass
    first time iv laughed all day.
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    Jack Watts was running laps, barechested at training today and still looks alarmingly slight.

    If he's really put on 6kg he must have been a real beanpole a month ago .

    G'day joeboy

    I was at training too. Was with my Dad, the really tall dude with the white bucket hat on and the limp, and my young nephew

    There were a few guys with young kids there, one of them you?

    cheers

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    G'day joeboy

    I was at training too. Was with my Dad, the really tall dude with the white bucket hat on and the limp, and my young nephew

    There were a few guys with young kids there, one of them you?

    cheers

    Not me - I was on my own .

    I was the tall , slim , suntanned .............

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    joeboy this isnt a dating site haha jk mate

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    Jack Watts was running laps, barechested at training today, still looks alarmingly slight.

    If he's really put on 6kg he must have been a real beanpole a month ago.

    A weeks's holiday at Portsea will help you put on some weight....

    Tim Watson ran into JW running around Sandringham and told him he needed to put on weight....

    Time for Mrs Watts to start cooking some "hearty" food for Jack

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    A weeks's holiday at Portsea will help you put on some weight....

    Tim Watson ran into JW running around Sandringham and told him he needed to put on weight....

    Time for Mrs Watts to start cooking some "hearty" food for Jack

    He should have stayed at my house over christmas, he would have put on 10 kgs eeeeeeasy!

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    I'll have a word with Mrs Watts and tell her to put lots of chips with each meal...and give him some pocket money to frequent the nearest Hungry Jacks...and no more apples in the school lunch...

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    He should have stayed at my house over christmas, he would have put on 10 kgs eeeeeeasy!

    haha

    I'll have a word with Mrs Watts and tell her to put lots of chips with each meal...and give him some pocket money to frequent the nearest Hungry Jacks...and no more apples in the school lunch...

    while your having a chat to mrs watts, see if young miss watts wants to come along to the games more often...

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    while your having a chat to mrs watts, see if young miss watts wants to come along to the games more often...

    haha old Jack must cop it over her.

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    I'll have a word with Mrs Watts and tell her to put lots of chips with each meal...and give him some pocket money to frequent the nearest Hungry Jacks...and no more apples in the school lunch...

    yea have a word to mrs watts and see if u can bring his sisters along.. hook me up wif them ;)

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    yea have a word to mrs watts and see if u can bring his sisters along.. hook me up wif them ;)

    She's out with my sister tonight so I'll get my sister to tell her that over at Demonland there is a queue waiting to meet up with Jack's sisters..

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    eh? is jacks mum hot?

    Very!

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    Guys, I thought we already established that this is not a dating site.

    Who said anything about dating :o

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    Who said anything about dating :o

    No one has aked me for a date...and I don't expect any offers either!

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