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Can you also elaborate on your objection to the cap?

I'm not sure Keith Richards is actually "alive" anywhere. He's running on muscle memory.

That article isn't very informative. It tells you what is happening but not why it is happening. Is it to stop the conga line of players running to the bench at every break in play or is it a injury related change?

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We're not all here to solve the entire problem for the club mate. Just want to raise the issues that concern us. If you're not interested don't read them. Unlike you I don't feel the need to belittle people. It reflects poorly on you, not me.

Asking for midfielders and forwards to kick goals is "ill directed"? Take a break mate...

This is "post match discussion" not "crystal balling for next year". If we focus on yesterday and had eleven goal kickers like Adelaide we would not have lost by 60 points.

It's pretty obvious that when good teams use their forwards and their midfielders to kick goals they have a much larger number of individual goal kickers. We will not win games with 4 players kicking two goals each. We need a forward who can bag at least 4-6 goals as well as a supporting cast of around 6 players from our forwards and midfield that contribute 2-3 goals each. That is the "problem".

Snickers is owned by Mars aren't they?

But Juddy said on the pre-game tonight that Dale Thomas and Watts are both "good players".

Adelaide had 11 individual goalkickers. We had 4. This is been a problem for far too long. We need some quality delivery into our forward 50 as well as some goal kicking mid-fielders or we will be stuck scoring 6 to 7 goals a game for the foreseeable future.

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I'm sorry that information will only be divulged when the ride comes to a complete stop.

Melbourne FC - will drop pants for midfield.

How could you miss it? Tickets are free and there are always plenty of spare seats. (Just mind who you sit next to)

I think we are what the young kids call "in the Friendzone" with Paul Roos. Sure we make him feel good and the interest is definitely there, but why see us exclusively when he can play the field.

10 minute meeting and no call back? Sounds more rigorous than our previous appointments.

You can have a 'Jump to Conclusions mat' with which you can select our next coach or the club we will trade Watts to.

To use a slightly altered quote: "So I was sitting at the football today, and I realized, ever since I started going, every single game has been worse than the one before it. So that means that every single game that you see me at, that's on the worst day of my life." Points if you can guess the movie.

Lets hope the team shows up to play in less than two hours as well.

And telemarketers.

Well McVeigh just showed how bright he is. Declared C.Brown innocent. Twerp.

Rebecca Judd is a Speech Pathologist. I don't think being a weather girl is demeaning because she has a qualification.

Channel 10 in Melbourne need a weather girl. For Gods sake get this girl a network television contract.... stat!!!