Robot Devil

Well... it’s been 5 minutes Has Ticketek crashed again yet?

Tonight’s broadcast needs a permanent picture-in-picture of Kochie

http://m.melbournefc.com.au/video/2018-08-20/rd-22-all-the-goals Enjoy!

Usually is posted on the Melbourne app between 330 and 445pm on Monday’s. Cant wait for it today.

Gaff to North has a lot of symmetry with the Judd to Carlton scenario. WC player returning to Melbourne on big dollars to play in a team that achieves SFA until he retires (and even then they still suck).

Failed to capitalise.

We should pitch for Round 1 Eve. Surely we can blockbuster that one.

So you’d prefer that as “stooge” he talks over the top of a guy who’s barely been seen for 30 years?

Andy Maher proving what a wanchor he is by cutting off Jako mid-sentence at every opportunity. He is seriously the shittest “personality” on TV and radio.

Umpires are spooked by the Friday night lights... plus one of them seems to have been assimilated by The Borg Collective.

Do you get a Premiership hangover from a Zooper Dooper? Or just a sugar rush?

Amen brother.

He sure was dangerous - to my health and property.

Honestly we would have to thrash Geelong (home and away) for the rest of my natural life to make up for the way I feel tonight.

[censored] every Geelong supporter and [censored] Tom Hawkins too. He’s a [censored] dirty dog.

Asked to borrow a fiver off Lever last week and when he opened his wallet took a peek.

Wasn’t that the week that the head of Channel 7 came out and said publicly that it’s good for the sport (i.e. their ratings) when Collingwood are up and about?

No... I’m betting he had to get someone to write that for him before he walked out to be interviewed.

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I hear if you can train yourself to say that at the start (or end of) every sentence you utter then you are guaranteed a commentary job at Channel 7 with a weekly seat at the Talking Footy table.

Jason Taylor was from Collingwood so this is a good thing... right? Right??