Robot Devil

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I hear if you can train yourself to say that at the start (or end of) every sentence you utter then you are guaranteed a commentary job at Channel 7 with a weekly seat at the Talking Footy table.

Jason Taylor was from Collingwood so this is a good thing... right? Right??

please be true

Plus he is only 22 (I think) so it’s like a 4 year rewind.

What I have noticed about Fritsch is that he seems to have a great awareness when taking a mark to know if he is right to turn around and play on. Really helps in opening up the field in front.

Where’s the vomit emoji? ? Oh good.... there it is.

The media news program for MFC in C64 format: 10 Melbourne can’t be trusted 20 Hogan wants to go to/will be poached by WA club 30 Training camp cancellation 40 Young gun puts off contract talks 50 Melbourne can win the flag 60 Melbourne are top/bottom in the following obscure statistic that we just made up 70 GOTO 10 RUN

I have a photo of myself and my daughter at the Family Day with Petracca however I dare not post it lest your screen explode from the awesomeness. I will say that he appears to have found a good balance in size for his height and I expect him to break some games wide open this season.

Nice... but I’m saving my money for the replica premiership cup.

Seems like a big crowd here. Just got Petracca to autograph my membership card. Hope it’s still valid now!

This kids a game breaker. Good to have him on board for an additional 2 seasons.

Eerily enough I actually met Satyriconhome at a game (long before I was on Demonland so I can't really compare the two experiences). Since then I have had the occasional conversation with fellow Demon supporters when I have ended up at games without my usual cadre. (Saturday @ Etihad being one case where I chatted with 3 or 4 random other Dee supporters). I've often wondered if any of them are on Demonland but generally refrain from asking for various reasons. None of the people I have met at games however, have had the uniqueness of Chris from Camberwell.

Did he win a pair of orthodontic sandals?

The new one going around is #cheatmode

Looks like a singer in a rock band going for a high note:

It's hanging in the doorway so that he can duck under it every time he walks in the room.

Liked the stand-up tackle where Jonesy had Mathieson wrapped up with his arm locked through his so that he couldn't lift it up and make it high. Jonesy walked him a few meters and I imagine whispering something in his ear that made him feel about two inches tall.

Hey Mate. Are the stickers still coming soon? I was hoping to get one at the same time as a stubby holder. Thanks.

My T-shirt arrived this morning. Looks great. Thanks.

Excellent. They look great and I've ordered a tshirt. Everybody get on board! i look forward to people recognising me at games so that I can deliver witty comments in person and imitate GIFs as required.

I love the way he comes from miles back and hits a marking contest. We've really missed having that kind of forward for a long time.

I don't know... that Kam Chancellor intercept seemed to be the turning point and that was all Seattle.