Robot Devil

What I find tricky these days is that there doesn't seem to be a way to see who has changed their username. The old forum version had a username history so that you could figure out who was now who. Sometimes when a user changes their name it takes me a few weeks to figure it out by the style of their posts (or the players they like/dislike).

I know it's a technicality but we didn't delist Fitzy. We traded him to Hawthorn for pick 94. I recall reading somewhere we did this so that he could start training with them before the delisted free agents period which would have otherwise set him back a couple of weeks. Say what you will but our handling of outgoing players has certainly improved.

A big screw you to the umpires and a special up yours to BT on MMM. We did ourselves no favors today with our ball use but seriously, the umpires can get f***ed.

I believe the traditional method as per Robert Johnson is to head down to the crossroads and fall down on your knees. The devil will explain the rest. I've always liked Cream's version.

And there's already too many Collingwood supporters in this world.

Did he win a pair of orthodontic sandals?

Not gonna be able to see through my rear window if we keep winning like this...

They could revert to a "count back" like the old days of the Brownlow.

If I recall correctly back in 2011 we drew with the Swans in Round 1. As a result both teams obviously had the same points and percentage. (2 and 100%) The ladder at the end of Round 1 that year had Melbourne 8th and Sydney 9th. Ladder positions were determined alphabetically. Should we conclude this season on the same number of wins and percentage as North it would be an awesome twist to knock them out of the finals ALPHABETICALLY.

....smile.

No shame in that. I've watched all the goals a few times and watched the last quarter again last night. I think I will watch both again tonight if time permits . I know the feeling re Stretch's goal. It was electric being there. Clearly to get my next high we're gonna have to win a premiership. Most likely I'll pass out at that point though.

Put all the Melbourne stickers left over from this years membership pack on my car.

Went the double up. Today was that good.

Police report also acceptable. Im sure the Italian police would be most understanding. Fare il bagno in fontana a causa del calcio

Sam Mitchell spends the whole game sooking to the umpires so it's no surprise that the supporters pick up his bad habits.

About 38000 I think. Edit : 38818 to be exact.

I'm gonna channel a bit of SWYL here and say: No excuses now. That kind of effort is required every week. Back to me: Thrilled to have been there today. Effort was superb. I'll be stopping by a few offices on Monday morning to have a chat.

Put a MFC sticker on my car for the first time since 2013.

No. Heard it from a real person but third hand. As stated : only putting it out there so I don't kick myself in 2 months should it eventuate. I absolutely have no inside info. 2 years ago a (different) person told me Frawley was off to the Hawks prior to that happening. Although that is now generally accepted to have been pretty obvious

But he's only looking for someone with "Half a brain".

And what's with the umpire obviously coaching Lynch not to run off the mark for the shot after the siren. Let him make the mistake. It's none of their business.

Like I said: third hand info. Perhaps Sydney already have a few expensive players they know they will be offloading? Just don't want to kick myself in 2 months for not having mentioned it if it happens.

Umpires will give 3 2 1 to Gold Coast players. Suprised they didn't find a way to pay a mark to GC on the goal line from Lynch's kick after the siren.