Robot Devil

I think it would be classified as the archetypal “clanger” with a 2 x multiplier.

Would not worry about our “brand” bring trashed. Don’t know what we’re doing out there but it ain’t football. All our basics are shjt.

Here it is ... And a link to buy https://thedemonshop.shopdesq.com/-new/2018-anzac-guernsey

I’ll be interested to see what this incident warrants. http://www.afl.com.au/video/2018-04-01/is-cripps-in-trouble-for-this-low-blow

I have a photo of myself and my daughter at the Family Day with Petracca however I dare not post it lest your screen explode from the awesomeness. I will say that he appears to have found a good balance in size for his height and I expect him to break some games wide open this season.

Nice... but I’m saving my money for the replica premiership cup.

Seems like a big crowd here. Just got Petracca to autograph my membership card. Hope it’s still valid now!

I look forward to this interpretation being consistently and impartially applied throughout the year. *laughs uncontrollably*

He needs to win the Brownlow first then he can go around chicken winging, elbowing and eye gouging people without repercussions

This kids a game breaker. Good to have him on board for an additional 2 seasons.

Hang in there Dr. I adopted the Seahawks when I Iived thereabouts in 2006. Watching them win a Super Bowl (unfortunately on TV as I was back in Oz by then) was a small sliver of what I would feel if the Dees scooped a flag.

Eerily enough I actually met Satyriconhome at a game (long before I was on Demonland so I can't really compare the two experiences). Since then I have had the occasional conversation with fellow Demon supporters when I have ended up at games without my usual cadre. (Saturday @ Etihad being one case where I chatted with 3 or 4 random other Dee supporters). I've often wondered if any of them are on Demonland but generally refrain from asking for various reasons. None of the people I have met at games however, have had the uniqueness of Chris from Camberwell.

Did he win a pair of orthodontic sandals?

The new one going around is #cheatmode

Looks like a singer in a rock band going for a high note:

It's hanging in the doorway so that he can duck under it every time he walks in the room.

Liked the stand-up tackle where Jonesy had Mathieson wrapped up with his arm locked through his so that he couldn't lift it up and make it high. Jonesy walked him a few meters and I imagine whispering something in his ear that made him feel about two inches tall.

Hey Mate. Are the stickers still coming soon? I was hoping to get one at the same time as a stubby holder. Thanks.

My T-shirt arrived this morning. Looks great. Thanks.

Excellent. They look great and I've ordered a tshirt. Everybody get on board! i look forward to people recognising me at games so that I can deliver witty comments in person and imitate GIFs as required.

I love the way he comes from miles back and hits a marking contest. We've really missed having that kind of forward for a long time.

I don't know... that Kam Chancellor intercept seemed to be the turning point and that was all Seattle.

http://demonland.com/forums/index.php?/best-content/ By the way.... how many posts do you have to make to be parodied? Is this like Wierd Al Yankovich standard or what?