The heart beats true

Freo is the most irrelevant football club of the AFL era.

Allir and Farrell both look out injured. Blues can’t get any luck with injuries even when it’s not them playing.

7 - 0 free kicks this quarter

I want to click the zero option - for when we win the AFLW grand final in November.

This Sydney Adelaide game is completely devoid of defence.

Thinking philosophically about this game… If you told me in March that we’d play Collingwood without Petracca, Oliver, Brayshaw, Lever and May I’d say ‘we’ll get beaten by 10 goals.’ If your game is built on contest and defence, and 80% of the personnel isn’t available to execute on it, then you’re not going to win. Imagine Carlton without Cripps, Walsh, Cerra, Weitering and McGovern?

This year is horrible

I’d support any candidate who wants to build a wall around the MCG and keep Collingwood supporters out.

Jesus wept, that’s a real thing.

Shout out to the MCG staff for making no effort to protect the value of our memberships, by letting anyone sit anywhere they wanted.

This day has been a fiasco. Now some one has run into the tracks and no trains are running from Flinders Street. This season can get in the bin.

It’s not psychological, it’s game style.

This is a weirdly fitting end to a very odd and disappointing 12 months as a Melbourne member.

Adelaide have clear cultural problems. (Hope you’re reading this Tom).

‘It’s a proud day for the Collingwood Football Club’.

Massive thanks for all the training reports @WalkingCivilWar Your passion for the footy club, and the time you invest in training and the DA, makes this place a lot brighter during the winter months. Love your work.

I didn’t realise litigation against the club was an option. Anyone want to join an emotional distress class action suit for the 1970’s to 2020?

The fall out from the showdown is wild. A Port fan is trying to press charges against Matt Crouch because he knocked his hat off. It’s crazy.

Disappointing. Should have traded him for a generational talent like Beau McCreery.

Demonland has reached its quota of puns for the day. In the name of all that is Wright, PLEASE STOP.

How dare you say that?

Cripps has been outstanding, but The Eagles have been embarrassingly bad. Their kicking efficiency is unbelievably poor.

So, what needs to happen for Collingwood to be out of finals today?

I still reckon Naughton should be there centre half back. With Darcy and Jamara really coming on it’s their defence that needs class.

I hope Jack Viney is watching this North game.