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The heart beats true

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Everything posted by The heart beats true

  1. Sorry I’m late to this, but I feel like the circumstances surrounding Angus Brayshaw's retirement had a very profound impact on the playing group. I think it’s fair to say that it wasn’t just that they saw someone they work with have their entire career taken away, but also that it had no consequences - in fact it had an entire sub industry advocating for an injustice purely for financial benefit. I think we all convince ourselves, because what choice do we have, that good creates good and bad creates bad. Then when something like this happens and an entire billion dollar industry wilfully agrees to look the other way you can’t just convince yourself that it’s all worth buying into again. I don’t think Petracca’s ‘get me to a bigger club’ argument last preseason was coincidental either. He saw, with very serious consequences, how the system really worked, and where the power really sits.
  2. I like him, but if you make him put his hands down he’s a lot less impactful.
  3. For real?
  4. We shall call you Catriona - the most direct Irish translation of Catherine, which is the origin of the name Karen.
  5. I filled out the survey. Here’s what I asked for: Whatever happened to the lovely young man in his Dinner jacket who used to play the Bugle at Melbourne home games? Bring him back. We need more mature Gruyere on the menu in the Dining Room. No local substitutes either. I like my cheese like I like my bank accounts - Swiss. And… It’s not enough to require members to wear a collared shirt. Security must be checking that the shirt is either Ralph Lauren, Trenery or Rodd and Gunn. Country Road is permitted for summer sports only. As per the current rules an R.M. Williams shirt will be allowed if the member is a Geelong Grammar alumni. Absolutely no short sleeve shirts. This is a members club, not an Italian deli. Warm Regards. THBT, Esq.
  6. I find the fact that held his job literally insane. Imagine have a disagreement at work about your role, then leaking to the press that you’re going to resign if they overrule you, and being able to keep your job with no ramifications? It’s unbelievably spineless.
  7. Can anyone explain to me why a former Supreme Court Judge would lower their standards to appear at the monkey circus that is the AFL tribunal? It’s honestly part of the problem. People like this create the appearance of legitimacy. The tribunal doesn’t deserve to be taken seriously.
  8. Honestly, what do you want the club to do today that would actually make us better next year and beyond? The decisions have to be made at the end of the year. Making us look unstable toward the end of a season didn’t do us any favours in ‘24 with the Tracc mess, and it won’t help us this year. We just need to hold the line, and then hold the right people to account at season end. There’s no point acting out of emotion. It won’t bring the right people to the club, and that’s what we need to get better - the right people.
  9. Nah. You don’t take a photo of someone’s car, and then post it to social media, and then throw out a threat of violence for good measure. That wasn’t dark humour. That was someone who deserves to never go to another game of footy ever again.
  10. I’ll be there! What’s the point of not going? I’ve already paid for my Trident membership, and I’m interested to watch from level 2 at Marvel. I was disappointed today, hugely, but is it more disappointing than the second semi in ‘23, or the Prelim in ‘87? If I can survive those I can survive anything.
  11. That was. We just suffered the worst 3/4 time loss in AFL history.
  12. That was. We just suffered the worst 3/4 time loss in AFL history.
  13. This year of footy continues to be a shocker. They should have put a pin in 8 sides a month ago and just had a play off for 8th, and then started the finals in July. The AFL should be horrified. What a dud season.
  14. They’ll never admit it but AFL HQ must be horrified, and panicked. The season has been over for literally half the competition for months, and the fixture couldn’t have been more poorly designed. Thursday night in particular has had 8 weeks of games that have been over at half time. This season is a stinker, and I’m genuinely surprised it’s not been a much bigger story.
  15. Interesting to hear Serong say they knew they’d be fitter than Collingwood.
  16. Moore you scumbag
  17. I have no idea how Collingwood keep winning these close games… oh wait, I know exactly how they do it, and they don’t do it alone.
  18. You’re welcome. Keep laughing my friend ❤️
  19. I feel sorry for Singaporeans.
  20. That was very ordinary. I don’t know what the club is going to sell us for Season ‘26. It’s not like we’ll get a lot of players back from injury. It’s not a great time to be a Demons supporter.
  21. Wow. The umpiring. What a disgrace
  22. The more they replay the May incident the more it makes no sense they got another shot on goal. He clearly took the advantage and missed.

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