Return to Glory

Too funny. I played around with how I could include Lucas Cook into the title or even a title for 'in charge of weights' but I assume That would be Cale's baby as well.

I really liked the end bit.

Could we get any daggier as a club if we tried?

Hird may well be in a spot of bother if he's got AD pitted against him

Really? Hard to believe.

First love

Lets consider all the ramifications ie size, speed, homesickness then select Aish. I would have thought no brainer.

Can it?

It can't be worse than any of Greg Champion's shitful musical ditties about players all set to the tune of 'in the jungle, the mighty jungle'.

I agree. What I don't understand are the posts that are akin to wishing harm upon him.

For all Essendon's misjudgements, Watson is a star and comes across as a hell of a decent bloke i.e the offering of advice to our own Jack Watts. I'm staggered there are those baying for his blood when blind Freddy could tell you he is clearly a victim in this. There will be penalties but lets not wish ill upon the thoroughly decent.

Jimmy's got a winners vibe about him IMO.

Stats are very hard to get. The only stuff I've managed to get is delayed match reports

Eloquent and heartfelt

Read the article and it read as little more than a rushed post that we see on Demonland 40 times a day.

Fair summary I think.

Song, it's normally this time of year that I turn to the progress of the young blokes. Purely a coping mechanism

There's no doubt Colin B that its unravelling for him currently. I'm not sure how he moves out of his current cycle

Missing you already Einstein

Let me answer that question with another. Do you ever feel like people don't tend to invite you to parties?

Let's be clear. This comment makes others suspect you have very little credibility. It's a very strange thing to say as an insult to a Demonland forum member. But hey, as BH says its your prerogative to write what you wish. And I agree with that.

I return to my earlier point that you mistake anger with wit.

By weasel words you mean English and logic? Yeah, sorry about bamboozling you there.

So all Australians in jail are scum. But not the case in OS jails. Please stop. It's embarrassing for you and you're just getting angrier and mistaking it for wit

In case you couldn't work that out its a simple equation. You stated that all people in jail are scum + i proved that was not the case by mentioning Mandela = you aren't that bright