Biffen

The best way to travel Egypt is to float about in De Nile. Or so I tell myself.

You really haven't missed much Dr. Earl and Hemingway are planning a trip to Spain to find a suitable replacement for Conchita. Bitters is applying to Romsey council for the title Marquis de Romsey. Moonshadow is abondoning his Marxist philosophy in the pursuit of social prestige and now sits in the members.Mercifully . Maple is now teaching bogus French and selling fake signed Celine albums . DC has the Zika virus due to his new Samba lessons but refuses to disclose it. Red and Blue still hooked on Zanax. Personally , mushroom season has me flat out working.

I've eaten peasant before. Never knew they could speak French.

I shall give them a second chance. With butter,garlic and some sage.

When I see a Chipmunk film I get a strong urge to hurt wildlife. Can I just say that "The Squeakal" is equally as disappointing and tedious as the first one.

Sounds wonderful Earl. Next time I start to think" I want to travel through a war zone filled wit h psychotic teenage boys looking for Western hostages" I shall remember to call you. I like to stay within the European zone( which excludes Turkey and anywhere mentioned in the Old Testament . Homos in the morning is something white men normally do in Marrakech.

I've never been to Spain Ernest, but I've seen enough bull here to write a novella on the subject.

Just a thought Earl. Get the paste made in the cheapest Asian country available and then put your own label on it. I know its not a novel business approach but sometimes you hipsters need to stop with the pathetic attempts at craft and wise up or else we will see you clogging up the dole queues like the Fitzrovians of my youth once did.

We get beaten by guys like Waite,Harvey,Reiwoldt and anyone else over 33. We are too inexperienced to respect proven experienced players.

Crisp or Frost? Make up your mind please WJ.

The majority of people are bores Maple. There is no such thing as too irreverent or too sexy. I resent the mundane,and they should be charged for Oxygen and water.

Was one of 50 to see him in Bennetts Lane Jazz Bar in the city. Saw him at the bar and he looked about 30 so was a big shock to see him die so young.

Leave PP out of this. He is an opportunistic Greek that has lived off the Taxes of plebs for ten decades and not showed one bit of gratitude,on the contrary ,belittling contempt. It doesn't get any better. Chapeau!

Loved Prince since '84. He personified weirdo unlike any other man apart from BBO that I have ever witnessed.

Don't get me wrong,I'm all for living off the earnings of women but FMD! I draw the line at allowing them to come home whenever they want. BBO-Prince Phillip would never allow Her Majesty to think she has control-and he would sort out such unnatural inequity in the "pants "department privately. Greeks have never betrayed the natural order of things ,which is why women still like to dalliance with chockos ,despite the smell. Just ask DC-he loves all things Greek.

Clearly Dave needs to get his priorities right. WTF is going on in the world ? Back in my day ( admittedly long gone),the girls from Merton Hall (as it was then known) were taught how to cook ,sew,clean and give serviceable oral sex. Shirley she can't be serious getting home at 9.30 whilst poor old Dave has to write out programmes for Cale and Jordies weights program(ignored),tell JW to eat more mushrooms(non magic),and listen to Max Gawn farting his way through knee strengthening exercises with a pack of Marlboros stuck under the sleeve of his t-shirt. 'tis a wonder the guy hasn't topped himself. Dave-get out while you still can. Sure,its an easy commute from the Bot to Gosches paddock but FMD MAN! Wake Up. She is using you to further her career and leaving you to pick up the pieces of the family she has abandoned . Australian women are a wonderful but presumptuous lot,which is why Shazza is no longer involved at the Gat and partly why there will be no more Aussies birds on my (non) pay roll. Dave, note to self..... Get a skinful,come home late and sort this uppity tart out immediately .You are an embarrassment . Cue Stuie......

I can offer free distribution as well as weighing and packaging Earl.i assume it's all free trade blah blah blah and organic ,ethically grown etc etc .When do I show up? Very very keen to help.

We have the CC TV footage of you slipping something out of your pants at the foyer in the Gat. We can just brush it off as a Malcolm Fraser moment for yourself and let my smuggling operation go unmentioned.

The tranny is such a versatile companion.You can smuggle them in in your jacket,slip them into your pants,or just leave them in the car when they wear out. I go through quite a few in a year but then again I am fairly rough with mine

It's funny but that GBH stuff does more good than harm. For my business anyway.

Frederica,or Freddy as I call it,actually bears some resemblance to a more feminine looking Peter Falk.

"Husbandry" is perhaps too civil a word for it.

This is exactly how they destroy the game. They influence with useless whistling,calls of "not 15',OR "play on". By becoming involved,they alter the outcome,then reverse or allow play to go on due their own guiltiness for the previous error. Most of the frees we get impinge our ball movement or allow the opposition to get back. They need to come to my underground re-education camp for a few months/years.

Most of the English lads fall asleep so i knock off the staff early and get "Frederica" to "close up" after Dawn,who is known as Dave during the day.

Who ever asks for proof of age,gender,or credentials,as long as the "massage" is done well?