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I won't dignify your sordid imputations with a detailed response other than to say, in modern shorthand : GAGF.

Important article in Fairfax press by a girl who does't like fruit peel in her Christmas Cake. The Age once again dealing with the real news. And the ever charming Clementine Ford wrote a gem about being lonely at Christmas (is it any wonder).

Only the talented ones Moon-the rest are on TV.

How about a summer camp in Cancun like the old days? a few slabs and drinking games. And a bit of beach work for their tans?

I wear thongs when I go on camp. Just one if I go swimming.

I propose we scrap the umpires altogether and reduce the rules to a computer algorithm fed by camera angles. Just obliterate the maggots back to Nothing Park Reserve on $100 a match with ample human abuse thrown in. Bring t on. They deserve nothing less.

Any relation to George fro Delaware ?

He was such a small baby his mother was left without Stretch marks.

Him and Toumpas will add some pace to the Port Flanks. Watts should provide the toughness at the contest.

Good to see Frost covering his ears with sunscreen however expensive that turns out to be.

Tom Gillies could easily be on that team he reckons.

69. In and under type.

Heart and soul of the Club. Stay on the park Max.

i've always liked Crameri but I'm unaware of his physical durability these days. Could be worth a one year contract if the club considers the window to be open, which it must, given we have traded for instant gratification this year.

I often do "like " drone strikes on Youtube. Helps me relax.

Technically ,you cannot uppercut yourself either. Your knuckles would be facing away from you, which would make it misdirected jab-of which I know much about.

Don't worry about Jack. He's had his front tooth knocked out with a hammer and got himself a neck tatt. Pretty soon he'll be speaking Port ,Drinking Port and living Port. In a storm.

Like I always said about Justin Bieber- "What a schmuck.He'll never be anything".

No Balls?

The truth isn't always nice. You leftist dupe.

They can all speak too-whether or not you like it-open discourse means having opinions we disagree with expressed as well.

There is no equality and there is no fair. Hierarchy will always exist-it is why they built the pyramids. No socialist trained half-wit will ever change that. the best we can hope for is open discourse where everyone is entitled to speak their mind without being witch hunted for it.

There is a philosophy that I have experienced to be totally true which runs along the lines of : "If there is no joy in it there will be no success" So I do hope the club is not looking to stamp out Joie de vivre. 22 Robots will not take us anywhere.

Last time I checked the rules cocaine and viagra were approved in the right company.

Mick Jagger disproves the theory.