Biffen

He's achieved nothing since becoming coach. I wonder if complacency has set in.

BBO, you will be disappointed to know I am free as a bird and had a wonderful weekend. The wheels of justice turned slowly but the insanity plea coupled with my wish to have the charges upgraded to attempted genocide, and the case moved to the Hague raised a few eyebrows in the court, I waited for several hours for my defence counsel to arrive and kept telling the clerk "My lawyer is running late" Suspicion was arrived at when I listed my representative simply as "Redleg" Never again will I attempt to burn down Etihad.

He must be a sensitive type. I suppose he is often completely ignored.

I've re examined my soul and I'm still a top bloke. My inquisitor lives for the opportunity to make us search our inner being and come up with the answers. What a waste of time. i belong here in the bananas and innuendo thread. with all the other morally imperfect scum of the earth.

What about Moths balls?

There was relatively little danger of copping one in the shin.

I got into the Peel wearing cricket whites many years ago . One of our bowlers got stumped ,caught and run out in the same night.

Still there BBO. You will need to leather up and possibly put on a mirken to gain entry.

When that happens I usually Just stand in close proximity and stare silently at them so as not to appear shocked or make anyone feel uncomfortable.

If it looked like a cross between Dangerfield and Jesus I could sell it on EBAY. May need to mount it on a block of timber and perhaps varnish it.Polish it even.

You can get a nice pot of Carlton at the Lorne pub these days for about $28. Try not to flick your cigarette butt out the window like I did last time.Boy did they keep complaining about that..

Didn't think he was that good. Pure Squib.

You can carjack your way from Caroline Springs to the CBD in under 20 minutes now. Romsey on the other hand is not worth the trip.

Just a question PF. On the cucumbers: were they full cucumbers or just cucumber circles? Also,if the drink wasn't cheap red from a silver bag then it is likely to be a normal decent person and not Bitters.

Running with the bulls has got to be one of the stupidest past times I have ever seen humanity engage in. However, I will rely on Simon Goodwin here.

Goodwin may come under pressure if we drop three consecutive games. He will not have to "get games into players" as much as Roos did. He is taking over from a well liked ,respected man. Hope he has the right stuff.

Lets just hope these druggies from Essendon can turn their life around and help us form a half back line.

Immunology article in the paper about reversing cancer. Actually reversing it. All that banana cake not in vain. Anyhow-more importantly-I'm learning to grow "vegetables" hydroponically using urine as the nutrient. Everyone at the Gat loves getting pi55ed and stoned so it's bound to take off.

Fear not Bitter One. I am fully cognisant and alert. My sympathy goes out to the lads . I hope you can match their levels of hygiene . They must be disappointed more than anyone at your matrimonial difficulties.

If Fyfe is Genuine he will look to Melbourne,GWS ,Bulldogs or Saints.

At least Kamahl will be happy.

Just riff raff Earl. Footsoldiers lost in the trenches. Nothing to see here....... Not in my sphere of concern. The odd stabbing never hurt anybody.(that didn't need it.)

That's great but it wasn't a riddle to be sloved Ethan.

hawthorn property prices rise 47% year on year. They win every flag. They must be stopped. The area must be levelled. Now I've discovered Clarko leads singalongs with the acoustic. Why me ? Why hast thou forsaken me? There is no god.

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