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You shouldn't be living at home in your early 40's anyway Ethan. Even if your dad is your life partner.

Bad news for Moon and his colleagues. Mastabatory breaks are about to be enshrined in the British workplace agreements. As if they don't exist already.

His nickname has to be little bird.

I may not be tertiary educated but I am toilet trained. The feral from Romsey always leaves a nasty stain after his " ablutions". Do you get many tips ?

The new janitor job must be a fantastic social opportunity for you as well Moon.

Is that similar to missionary?

Off loading Lewis,Vince and Garlett were 3 dumb moves that benefitted us. Bigtime. Hibberd was a good get,as was Hannan. Not sold on milkshake yet. Mitch Clark and H were interesting . We still need a CHF.

I think we will be looking for a junior ruckman or an emerging tall marking key position player. Vince and Lewis will give us another year at least each after this. We need another tall given Pedos age ,the ruck injuries and the slow development of King.

Treason is punishable by death in my country. But go ahead Earl! You won't be thought of as less than human. Or anywhere in the vicinity.

If he has half the guts of big bro it's a yes from me.

I will need to store some stuff at the Monor for a while. Some of it is from parts foreign. Your proximty to the airport could be handy. Since the closure of the Gat I have decided to increase my business . Your are included in my new venture.Dont thank me yet.The hard work has only just begun.

You might have more in common with the monkey. Grooming habits, self stimulation, fleas,lice etc. like a Narcissist catching sight of themselves in a pond.

You need to get out more lazie.

if the rumour mill is to be believed, the girlfriend of Marc Murphy is an incredible Hare? Either I heard wrongly or the guy is a fan of Alice in Wonderland.

never in history have so many wasted so much time for so little point.

Great Oval WJ . The last time I was there was for a wedding. The Grandstand is a beauty. When I'm there I imagine Kevin Murray or Roosy running around for the Roy boys. Sadly, the area has been over run with hipsters and pseudo royalty such as Earl Hood.

I thought it was the Jewish team in the ammos where Whispering Jack threw his elbows around in the 60's.

Reminds me of the time I was at the beach and the birds took my bag of herbs. I left no Tern unstoned.

Unchecked rage is cool again. I'm so glad.

We've slipped to page 3. Not for the first time for many here One would presume. I'm disappointed that inanity has slipped from vogue.

FWIW, I reckon the Brownlow is likely to come from a team that ends up 7th,8th or 9th. Clarry is in the box seat to win it considering we have few players to steal his votes currently Other teams have a more even spread of stars. Sloane is a threat but Clarry would be 1st or 2nd as it stands. Hold on to your tickets.

Well done Earl. When summoned to the throne one must heed the call. My only hope is that Prince Phil can still opine on matters cultural from his chair. He did manage to beautifully berate the photographer last D-day with some clever aliteration. 'Tis a pity his style of humour is frowned upon in the current zeitgeist .

That's an incisive comment from you DC. I expect nothing less given your expertise.

I agree. It was more overt than one could possibly imagine or ever imply.

in other news, US pornstar Amber Cavallii has suffered a deep gash filming a publicity stunt off the coast of Florida ,in amongst a school of LEMON sharks who reportedly tore a twenty centimetre wound in the young actress . Surely she would be safer working with men in the future. Just a thought.