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One trusts you might run into Ethan somewhere in the glorified ore mine that is WA and impart some of your provincial wisdom upon him.Perth seems to have given him delusions of social adequacy.

First thing he will need is a new desk. I'd suggest French Oak,.

Shove 'em

I'd prefer R.P.MacMurphy.

After getting Harry O and Mark Neeld from Collingwood what could possibly go wrong.

Xi XI, You are forbidden from using the name TAIWAN. Chinese Taipei is the accepted nomenclature. Please contact me or send Australian made milk formula for further assistance. The problem will be rectified after the revolution.

A disgusting old perve named Bitter Frequented the public sh!tter Till he decided to Sparkle In a mask of Miss Markle For his hero was Gary Glitter

I shudder to think where you might be placing your free Miss Markle Masks. I could nearly compose a limerick about such an event. In fact i will

I'm CEO at White Male Pay Gap Engineering. We're a small but powerful organisation who believe strongly in inequality and unfairness. We're now hiring as it happens.

You're beneath mine.

Men don't belong in the kitchen. Women don't belong in the garage, the back yard , or the lounge room without a vacuum cleaner.

If you remember the 60's -you weren't really there. So say all my brain damaged mates.

In retrospect it is quite clear that Black Caviar developed her sprinting capabilities whilst Whately was "researching" his book. I've always thought of him as a boring big-nosed [censored] of a man, who knows SFA about sport, and that he probably still lives with his mum and knits jumpers.

My grandma always said-"if you can't derive enjoyment from other peoples misfortune then you really are a depressing sonofabitch" It's on the same principles media empires are built .

Petracca will be a better player once he has his dogs shot in a paddock somewhere.

Brian damage might answer your first question. Doubt he will name any names to answer the second. His and their supply chains are inextricably linked somewhere up the line.

I've been banned from using electronic devices ProDee. I won't go into it too much . Let's just say I've been a very naughty boy.

Can we agree to keep it a family secret rather than lock it away in the cellar forever?

that deserves a mild titter.Political comedy never gets any recognition.

Can you explain that one please Moonshadow. Is it a moral tale?

Is that you Kate?

Sorry- wrong sex object.

Who could forget the sexual chemistry between Carmen Lawrence and Gareth-Gareth Evans.Just thinking about it makes me want to go and balance my books.

Jerry or Josef.

Anybody want to buy my shares in Getswift? Anybody,Please?