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Quits then. You are obviously not in the mood for levity.

Dry up Ernest. This reminds me of the time I worked at lifeline and they fired me because I wore a Nike T shirt. You were wonderful in your youth but the booze is making you overly sentimental.

Ernest FFS. You pinkos are all the same. Just because we are free of an agenda here doesn't give you the right to ruin it for all the associated degenerates that flicker toward it like moths You were a journo once and you actually enjoyed life for a while. If you run out of ideas it may be time to load up the shotgun and ,you know, ....white,white,white.....

The rickshaw driver is totally pist at me but all the swimming is giving his feet a well earned rest. Hope you have the air con at full blast back in Borewood DC. Must be hellishly uncomfortable in Melbourne. Its gods way of punishing tennis players so all good. .

No DC. city folk are a bit sharp. Ive gone "up river" for HR and surprise. Recruitment is easy but the tough part is convincing DIAC that I need 43 chefs and 24 hair dressers.

Rickshaw naturally. The driver is fairly exhausted and we've only done a hundred or so clicks. My whip needs replacing also.

List of interesting things seen transported on a scooter/bike around Saigon. 6m long steel bars Bricks A cage of live dogs A fat sow And this is the best so far A double door fridge. Look out Valentino Rossi.

No Deits. My logic is sound but unfashionable.

You are right about Obama now but history will change all that. Clinton waged one of the most efficient wars in History-resulting in minimal death. Im impressed by Drone warfare- it saves lives. I look forward to viewing idiots set up RPGs on US targets until the silent drone intervenes. Its clean. YouTube at its best.

Just checked on Kafka-born in Prague. I await your apologies.

Howard is a Northern Sydney solicitor who fell into the leadership of Australia due to the fact that Labor had done its job of solidifying our economic potential into a reality. He was a coat tugger and a [censored] who got lucky. How you can lump in Obama with him is beyond reason. Blair was a toad,Bush was a moron,Clinton was a genius and. Netanyahu was a human tick, still is. Barack will be ranked along side Lincoln and Franklin as a giant in years to come.

I've been to Vienna many times. Mostly on my way to Budapest. I thought Franz Kafka was From Prague. There is the minuscule chance I could be wrong.

Pure mongrel.

Say what you will about The Briiish Deits. But they won. Twice. Move on slowly like the many futile overs you bowled.

Main thing is.... There is still a place for people to be weird."

This Danny Corcoran fella is a genius. Really knows how to run a football club- into the ground. I have little sympathy for any of them. His call of PTSD demeans soldiers and those who have experienced real trauma or grief. What JH experienced was a total loss of respect and credibility stoked by an ego that has never been in check. I noticed his egotism when I first saw him interviewed. His ego took him right up but he wasn't ready for the fall. A total lack any introspective insight leads to insanity or prison , or worse.

Croatian actually. If we are splitting hairs.

They encourage the children to think outside the square . Then they [censored] them if they do. It's a uniquely German approach to innovation.

You would think so but it's attracted many willing to see it unfurled.

It's pure capitalist propaganda DC. there have been way more than 50 serious crimes at the Gat. Looks likeScott Cam and co are trying to push out the elite so Dee Jolly and the other tasteless bogans can ruin the joint with their faddish deco. Bourgeois scum!

Xin. Chau Chairman Dee. I have just been awoken by the voice of communist radio and big sister!!! Bbos joke would fall very flat here. Nodody talks out of turn. You would love it! Also , you can crack a beer in the AM without a batted eyelid in sight! Gotta love the commos. Ive had a chance to speak some terrible French already . On the flight over I learnt more about the Silk Road. There are pots and jars from the Middle East found in an excavation here that dates back to 8th C! Still no huge take up of contraception in Saigon judging by the traffic. And the other news I can report is that I'm a mutli- millionaire . Ive been grasping my Dong with unrestrained joy!

Our Bitter correspondent has asked me to inform you that he is taking a week off to practice his diction and cultural awareness. It seems a typo made in poor taste has offended someone worried in case of somebody getting offended. Bitters was guilty of stereotyping our Asianneighbours ability to pronounce the letter r. I suppose the decades he's spent teaching Asian children English must have been interspersed with some Hey Hey it's Saturday!! I did buy lunch at a shop called " wok and lol" today and funnily enough it was busy with customers and not a single placard in sight. In conclusion I think the punishment is just for such an archaic evocation. I expect he will be flagellating himself vigorously in contrition.

A communications engineer has told me that Telsta is overcharging the NBN access its infrastructure and pits, which are full of asbestos and disconnected lines. Privatised Telstra is now destroying its own competition through arbitrage and sabotage.

Maybe you could take special along in the Merc for that road trip you have been promising him for 3 years?

Yes the Black Line or the Black War. Graziers were reporting raids upon properties and Aboriginal tribes sought retribution for their women who had been stolen or " purchased". Batman controlled the line from Launceston to the ocean with the intention of driving any survivors out to Flinders Island to the N/E It was here that Batman grew his ruthless reputation and gained support as a selector in the new colony of Victiria. Touchingly, he took care of a young Aboriginal boy who's parent he had shot. He was all heart.