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Can you explain that one please Moonshadow. Is it a moral tale?

Is that you Kate?

Sorry- wrong sex object.

Who could forget the sexual chemistry between Carmen Lawrence and Gareth-Gareth Evans.Just thinking about it makes me want to go and balance my books.

Jerry or Josef.

I urge you to seek clinical help.

Anybody want to buy my shares in Getswift? Anybody,Please?

The Holy water would sizzle as he entered Earl.The man is beyond redemption. Getting him into a church would be some kind of miracle in itself.I personally would see meeting the congregation as a business opportunity.The modern way to meet god is with the use of drugs-either too many at one time ,or the right amount at the right time.

I have had the utter misfortune of "running into" BBO who just happened to be in Albury as I was winding up a deceased estate for a friend of mine. After following me around S/E Asia with his gold toothed charm and brothel creeping sandals he now seems to know my whereabouts at all times. He claims to have lost his wallet and cannot even feed himself let alone pay for his night time luxuries that included charging hotel rooms to my credit card and other unauthorised purchases such as visits to room 54 which was home to a young Chinese person of uncertain gender. I am unable to shake this lecherous parasite from my person. Any advice on losing the tail would be greatly appreciated.

As you are the new cultural expert-could you tell us what passes for sport these days?

O.D- You are welcome to invite me to taste the new range. I have been a great connoisseur of the premium variety for many years and am glad to have found a kindred spirit in your good self. Disregard Bitters and his pathetic attempts to ingratiate himself into OUR vineyard. I have a marvellous Palate-one that has gone viral many times-I can say with some confidence. Look forward to tasting a few cases.

An old soldier once told me-"Never look Back"

I'm amazed you made it through quarantine and even more surprised i made it through customs. I travelled in "premium Economy' making acquaintance with a silly Polish man who agreed to carry some items through customs for me. Needless to say, I am potentially rich as ever and am also in possession of some 3000 year old trinkets to boot. A good year beckons for the yours truly despite the uprooting I have suffered in Fitzroy St. I look forward to looking down on you in the coming year, authoritarian interference notwithstanding, as ever.

There has been some disturbing developments in the "Women told to score mOre" thread. Expertise offered on what is and what isn't sexist behaviour/commentary. Its not as if i need help in this field. it has been my lifes' work. Next we will be getting pointers on smut,innuendo and filth. like throwing donuts at the resident labrador that lives in the French restaurant-enough is never enough. The New Church Ladies have beards.

What if the robber barons and the state are the same entity as in China , Russia and every corrupt Marxist doctrine based economy?

Jara- money is sticky and magnetic-the sooner you learn that the better for you and your family.The rest is merely resentment. Ghandi was an a grade [censored] eater and [censored] drinker. There is plenty for all of us no matter who has a lot.

The problem with the equality agenda is that it's not so much driven by a love of the poor as it is by a hatred of the rich. The very first days of the Bolsheviks illustrate this.They Murder the royals, ransack the palaces,rape,pillage and plunder the shops and then begin turning on themselves. Do you expect Gina Rhinehart to build public roads after paying sovereign,mineral and business tax as well as having several thousand employees contribute their PAYE tax back into the economy?You can blame the decay of infrastructure in Melbourne and Sydney fairly and squarely on the massive influx of immigrants aided by both sides of politics .

My Alcohol and drug tab is bigger than this schmucks annual revenue. This company is doomed. he is selling icy poles to Pablo Escobar's street vendors. He's fired.

I want one of those companies where you burn 100 million and make 90 million and have potential billions to come in. Delivering fired chicken to bogans can't be that hard.

That "can of coffee" I asked you to bring in for me will more than cover lunch.For at least the next decade.An old mule for a hard road say I.

How I miss him. His non stop pursuit of equality and moral superiority was the perfect antidote to my actual achievement of human perfection and unquestionable wisdom coupled with my spiritual and intellectual godliness.Sometime one needs a snivelling rat to kick into the gutter to reassure oneself of such a thing.

I have imbibed a similar drink Ethan.Fortunately,along with the other potent drugs Asia has to offer, none of them can harm me.Only after drinking the Cobra blood did i realise it contains the venom present in said snakes fangs.I admit my heart slowed to a snails pace but i thought that was due to the heat.On this journey I will stick to drinking Uncle Bitters duty free gin.

I am told that Uncle bitters finds it difficult to keep a woman for very long. Which may be why he had a clod room built at the manor.

I won't dignify your sordid imputations with a detailed response other than to say, in modern shorthand : GAGF.

Important article in Fairfax press by a girl who does't like fruit peel in her Christmas Cake. The Age once again dealing with the real news. And the ever charming Clementine Ford wrote a gem about being lonely at Christmas (is it any wonder).