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His wife would have been happy to see you. They say she hasn't had a letter for so long her mailbox has closed over.

You keep trotting out the same old jokes. It does not behoove you.

The mane thing is that they are happy.

it won't last Furlong.

Your delivery is imminent DC- My God you are costing me a fortune in soy sauce fish bottles. Would it be a problem if i delivered you a 40 gallon drum?

You Bute?

Fairness is an over rated virtue Frog.

i spent the extra hours on my usual efficacious pursuits of dealing prohibited substances and pimping vulnerable girls for my financial advantage. Some people like to join bogus charitable causes ,or raise awareness to societies ills. I am a kind of a Yang to this strange phenomenon .

I made a comment about a certain Richmond player that was deemed to be offensive to a certain Religion. A certain moderator deemed it appropriate that i take a weeks break. I'm now on double secret probation for the third time.

My god how you've all missed me. My down scroll button has been working overtime ,wading through the banalities and blandishments. And what mediocrity arises to fill the gaping void left by my absence but that infernal [censored] frog!!

Barry Hall is a giant sissy who would not know how to fight his way out of a paper bag. He is an ugly MF with no brain and no balls (God I love being a tough anonymous keyboard warrior).

Humidor to beat Winx then go on the get the Grail.

Of greater concern to me is male pattern baldness.I've lobbied international leaders to contribute to a fund that i will administer, in order to address this serious issue. I estimate billions will be needed ,and i will not rest until this problem is acknowledged globally.

Ian Moss song. "Build me up just to tear me down".

Tuckers Daughter for Richmond.

that's deep.

There was a time when i could have done fifty reps with a ten pound weight in the German fashion but I was unable to find one with a sufficient diameter . Besides ,live weight was far more accessible and appealing.

Ignore BBO please WJ, He prefers to eat from a trough so i doubt he can advise on matters cultural. If it is Thai food we decide upon BBO will be offering money to the waitresses during the meal. We will need to explain to him that you cannot pay a "bar fine" in Australia that allows a customer to grope the girls. Also-a sophisticate like myself would never drink a heavy red with a delicate style of food. Pinot and Reisling if we are dining in a Siamese restaurant.

I'd like to throw open the Romsey Manor for the upcoming shindig.As I am yet to hear any objections from uncle Bitty,I expect him ready at the door with canapés ..Moonie has agreed to be designated driver including a stop in Elsternwick for our more learned legal types who are usually inebriated by mid-morn.

you'd be surprised by the amount of people who are addicted to rugs.

Shag pile went out with disco. They play on a Berber style these days.

I know a few girls that love to put a team together and get on the carpet. Not sure if they would let you join in.

How long has it been since you gave the old prunes a go DC?

When a word you put down gets rejected in scrabble the best policy is to just tip the whole board over. My diarrhoea is often refused.

Grouse news DC. Totes stoked okker has gone Ridgey ridge. Fully sick mate.