Biffen

You need to get out more lazie.

if the rumour mill is to be believed, the girlfriend of Marc Murphy is an incredible Hare? Either I heard wrongly or the guy is a fan of Alice in Wonderland.

never in history have so many wasted so much time for so little point.

Great Oval WJ . The last time I was there was for a wedding. The Grandstand is a beauty. When I'm there I imagine Kevin Murray or Roosy running around for the Roy boys. Sadly, the area has been over run with hipsters and pseudo royalty such as Earl Hood.

I thought it was the Jewish team in the ammos where Whispering Jack threw his elbows around in the 60's.

Reminds me of the time I was at the beach and the birds took my bag of herbs. I left no Tern unstoned.

Unchecked rage is cool again. I'm so glad.

We've slipped to page 3. Not for the first time for many here One would presume. I'm disappointed that inanity has slipped from vogue.

Well done Earl. When summoned to the throne one must heed the call. My only hope is that Prince Phil can still opine on matters cultural from his chair. He did manage to beautifully berate the photographer last D-day with some clever aliteration. 'Tis a pity his style of humour is frowned upon in the current zeitgeist .

That's an incisive comment from you DC. I expect nothing less given your expertise.

I agree. It was more overt than one could possibly imagine or ever imply.

in other news, US pornstar Amber Cavallii has suffered a deep gash filming a publicity stunt off the coast of Florida ,in amongst a school of LEMON sharks who reportedly tore a twenty centimetre wound in the young actress . Surely she would be safer working with men in the future. Just a thought.

Are you the same parasite from before? If so please desist. There are protocols to keep you out.

Petracca reminds me of Leigh Matthews more than anyone . I haven't seen enough of McCartin to make an opinion.

Hi Rafiki, Drinking is both a stimuli that will get your neves and brain buzzing but as we all know the next day it's a depressant. I'm not sure how old you are but there is never a bad day to think about getting control of it. I don't drink like I once did in my twenties and thirties - I'm better for it in every way. I would advise you limit the booze before getting on the meds.If you still require meds then try to set a date by which you may be off them. Television and radio can also be a source of anxiety and depression because it feeds us conflict. Stay strong in your mind about what you want in life and take the small steps towards it. Life can keep you in a holding pattern at times but nothing is forever . Advice is cheap but exercise is the one thing that will get your brain releasing the right chemicals . Start with long walks if you are fat and then start jogging or swimming. Be organised,dillegent and honest in all your dealings. Happiness is elusive,the world is fairly complex and people can disappoint. I am not a fan of the mental health industry as such but I caution against over-medicating yourself. Eat well,sleep well and lay off the grog .Force yourself to get that exercise in every day . If that fails,get a professional to help. Best of British!!

Nuts and crackers?

Like some cheese with that whine ? Stiff Cheddar?

I thought it was unnecessary giving someone from Romsey a knife and fork but I was proud of the way you muddled through and tied not to make a mess. If your hygiene continues to show improvement we may be able to take you somewhere civilised people eat and drink,as long as you promise to keep the food in your area. Alrhough most of your lunch ended up in your overalls,you at least managed not to sexually harass the staff.

A not so wise Asian lady once told me to be careful over there. " They'll show you a pig and sell you a dog" I"Ve bought a few of each I suppose so it evens out.

A gentleman never tells Moon. But they were advertised as something else.

Ive swallowed dozens of those in Asia .Didn't cost me anything.

As a Comedic performer,nobody is more qualified to talk about death than our Moon.

That was a painful undertaking for us all thanks Moon.

Geelong is like a smaller ,more scummy Melbourne without any discernable intelligentsia .Or any at all. The best part about going to Geelong is leaving it

K rock have got Neeld as Watts commentator . Ive had better chiropodists telling me how to fix my car.