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Wonder which one of his faces got smashed?

My first girlfriend was kind of like "the girl next door" That is if you lived next to a brothel .

I hope we are overstating the injury so The Butcher gets a longer sentence .

We should be doing better out of the MCG deal imho. The cats do really well out of their ground . We should be getting a slice of every game played there . But we'll work on it .

Yet we beat them easily last year .

Dear Doctor Who . I seriously question if I understand what happens at our club . Could you enlighten me further when you get some time ? Could you rate the merits of our drafting team and draftees .

The season hasn't begun yet .Can we wait a bit before we get too depressed?

How dare you accuse the supporters of the MFC ......... Actually ,you got a point there . Sh!T-Im divided on this one .

Smoking some positive vibes jah brethren .

We are honestly at the start of the season with a big chance to win the first game . Given our soft draw we may be in the 8 for most of the season . I think we can expect to see the start of some good times . Seriously....

It must really annoy some people who have serious gripes ,concerns ,axes to grind that the club can simply come out and address their concerns so directly . There is a complete lack of consideration for the fact that those people will now have to whinge that they have been put in the picture and know what is going on .Some people will find transparency and direct communication very distasteful .

I think we should start sacking everyone we recruit as a matter of policy until they show up to training built like a tank .

"Trident Foods" , maker of the worlds worst dim sim .

Size and strength perhaps?

Derryn Hunch needs a brain transplant . His wine diet has done a lot of organ damage but the mouthpiece still burbles along .

People seem to think the new guys are all great . Rivers , Tappy and Strauss will be pushing up for spots in the back line as well .

The delivery to Jack has been average so far this year . He is not afraid of contact but is quick enough to weave through players sometimes . He really is quick .A good mark .A very straight kick for goal .Improving into a top 5 player every game .They'll all be patting him on the back soon enough . Being a hired media mouth is a full time job for many ex-players .

He'll be picked too.

University careers for footballers aren't . Have 5 gap years Stef .

Although not yet ........ Potentially .

Watts has a big future in the game . Malthouse has a history in it . Jack will dominate the comp. Malthouse wouldn't get a game these days if he were starting again . It's not Jacks fault Mick has been retired. Good night Mick .Have your pills and off to bed . Even your daughter is too old for Jack to consider .

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Liams culture has a very ancient way of healing wrist injury -don't panic. The wrist is fine and he is back in Melbourne .

Just on House keeping-How do I post a new topic on any page .Cant do it since the upgrade to our new look .