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When I venture out with the common swill I think to myself "Just think sincerity ,you know you can fake it" and pretty soon they think I am one of the ordinary . Fools-I'm dirtier in my mind than their filthy shirts will ever be . Yet they accept me for what I am -a Deeluded Demon dee-nying the reality .

Wonder who paid for his Education at Scotch?Would it be in the salary cap?

Trading our best mid every year may not be the way .

Any club would take Sylvia.

The question is hardly who do we sack. More like who do we keep . I can only pick 11-13 keepers and about 10 wait and sees .

Martin ,Couch ,Petterd not in? Dunn ,Bartram ,Joel Mac and Cale kicking it out of half back?Turnover city.

The two lost flags I've seen we were just there for decoration .

RIP Greg . Not an appropriate site to joke but I'm sure Greg Ham would know and love this one . What's the difference between a flute player and a flautist? A:About a grand a night .Boom tishhhh... Forget about he courts and their interpretation of "Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree"-sh!t song I detested as a kid . "Land Down Under" is a million times better and well known.

Lethal got it horribly wrong .

Jah live!I wont be offended if the Muslims bow down while I smoke my spliff. Hoping they are the same .

HAHAHAThey better put some drainage in there for us Demons.

If they build a special one for Rastafarians then I'm all for it . Watching Melbourne play makes me reach for my special medicine . In my personal opinion ,this is a lot of garbage and all those who suffer from religious delusion should bow down for 2.5 hours of Demon worship. I dont care what race you are-I care even less about your religion . Build me a FKN Rasta room now!

I hope you are right .(If we have one)

Fair point. I say give him 5 games in a row.Sink or swim.If he isn't in the best 3 times then out . Has has had 65 chances to show some guts and desperation . Make it 70 or a swansong

What about Yakult? Worth a try?

I suggest you disown your nieces and nephews that have changed their allegiance to Hawthorn .At Xmas ,you could buy big presents for those who remain faithful and give the turncoats an apple or an orange and tell them about the" true meaning of christmas" .

I agree with the above . Our senior boys who got the flick were never gonna make it happen and they had to be flicked . Any remaining seniors should feel nervous about their future .It's not like they have laurels to even rest on . We have been supporting the Demons for years longer than they have underachieved . I dont see Rivers and Green remaining on the list at this rate .I would like time put into Jetta ,Morton ,Bennell etc but they too are running out of chances (ie 2 years max)

Very Nice BPOS As far as the old "character building" goes . I 'm freakin' Sir Lawrence Olivier here already! How bout a win for crissakes?

I'll add Jurrah if we can count on the legal system . Still- thats 11 out of 22 .

True -We have a terrible recent past . Trengove ,Watts ,Grimes ,Frawley,Clark ,Sylvia ,Gawn ,Martin ,Magner and Howe give me hope for the future . Less than half a team .

He has at least maintained a consistent track record. Sylvia and Beamer back soon please .

His mother and Tiger never spoke much but yes ,I think we got him as a father/ son and he played a few games for us . I'm not suggesting anything about legitimacy or any of that . However. Prince Harry/Will Carling. Get one of those ginger hairs to the DNA lab for the sake of the throne!

5 kids-the guy needs a good nights sleep before a game .

Cats should dump Hawkins Cloke will never be any good Kruezer is a big hack who's always injured And Watts will never make it in the Afl Blah, blah,blah,blah,blah. I read Jon Ralph and Jake Niall so I know these things .

What a backline back then. Campbell , Rohde ,Lovett ,Yates ,Johnson ,Febey? from memory.