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If they build a special one for Rastafarians then I'm all for it . Watching Melbourne play makes me reach for my special medicine . In my personal opinion ,this is a lot of garbage and all those who suffer from religious delusion should bow down for 2.5 hours of Demon worship. I dont care what race you are-I care even less about your religion . Build me a FKN Rasta room now!

I hope you are right .(If we have one)

Fair point. I say give him 5 games in a row.Sink or swim.If he isn't in the best 3 times then out . Has has had 65 chances to show some guts and desperation . Make it 70 or a swansong

What about Yakult? Worth a try?

I suggest you disown your nieces and nephews that have changed their allegiance to Hawthorn .At Xmas ,you could buy big presents for those who remain faithful and give the turncoats an apple or an orange and tell them about the" true meaning of christmas" .

I agree with the above . Our senior boys who got the flick were never gonna make it happen and they had to be flicked . Any remaining seniors should feel nervous about their future .It's not like they have laurels to even rest on . We have been supporting the Demons for years longer than they have underachieved . I dont see Rivers and Green remaining on the list at this rate .I would like time put into Jetta ,Morton ,Bennell etc but they too are running out of chances (ie 2 years max)

Very Nice BPOS As far as the old "character building" goes . I 'm freakin' Sir Lawrence Olivier here already! How bout a win for crissakes?

I'll add Jurrah if we can count on the legal system . Still- thats 11 out of 22 .

True -We have a terrible recent past . Trengove ,Watts ,Grimes ,Frawley,Clark ,Sylvia ,Gawn ,Martin ,Magner and Howe give me hope for the future . Less than half a team .

He has at least maintained a consistent track record. Sylvia and Beamer back soon please .

His mother and Tiger never spoke much but yes ,I think we got him as a father/ son and he played a few games for us . I'm not suggesting anything about legitimacy or any of that . However. Prince Harry/Will Carling. Get one of those ginger hairs to the DNA lab for the sake of the throne!

5 kids-the guy needs a good nights sleep before a game .

Cats should dump Hawkins Cloke will never be any good Kruezer is a big hack who's always injured And Watts will never make it in the Afl Blah, blah,blah,blah,blah. I read Jon Ralph and Jake Niall so I know these things .

What a backline back then. Campbell , Rohde ,Lovett ,Yates ,Johnson ,Febey? from memory.

No shame in taking the 4 to 1.I will take their money.

Once , during prohibition ,I was forced to live on nothing but food and water . WC Fields .

Tiger Crosswell and Tom Kavanagh .

Remotely is the word . Like me and Brad Pitt.

How dare you talk about me like that-I'm suing everybody for racism and victimisation.Get Mifsud on the line !!!

and the classic "Stretch Marks"

He is down but lets not kick him .

I remember seeing Watts kick a few against them for us .

3 touches by JB is bad news . dropped . Even though I'm a fan.

I would like to see Davey back in on the HBF and Grimes on the Ball. Jordie Mac and Joel Mac ,Bennell to go find form at Casey. Tappy and Strauss back in . We need to hit some targets by foot . Martin back in if fit for whoever else had a sh!t day . Morton can wait .Couch soon. EDIT Strauss unavailable-Couch or Beamer

Very funny Sloonie .LOL .Though it isn't really . Still a very funny post .