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Choco is no good at all?Why did we keep him?

Do you barrack for Melbourne or are you deriving some cheap pleasure from calling us weak pricks and wooden spooners?I encourage you to be constructive if you are really a Demon .

Chased leather like all of them .The bathwater goes .The baby stays.

Better than your first few posts

He played TAC cup and won the grand final off his own boot.

Can we stop the Nic Nat thing? He wanted to stay in Perth . Jack Watts is good . If you hate yourself for being a Demon either take lots of drugs like I do or quit and barrack for GWS. FFS cut out the "I give up" stuff.

I think it's good that you are expressing yourself .Let it all out .

This isn't the Donvale Panthers. There are contract and trading periods and things like that . We cant just sack guys who have a bad game or 7 . We have to develop them . The Captains being 20 and 22 should tell you that we really are 3 or four years off .

We really need size . Bail ,Bartram ,Jordy Mac etc are just not going to get us there .Jmac is a battler at best .

There are only so many crisis meetings you can have .We need weights and steroids .

From the bizarre to the ridiculous and back to the bizarre.

As I see it ,there are THREE major problems facing the team . The first one is that we are simply too small.(not strong enough) The second is that we can not tackle because of reason one as well as technique(we tackle around the chest instead of the hips) The third is that our disposal is hurried and ineffective. There is no problem with effort,guts trying or any of those things we like to beat ourselves up about . The umpires today should be tortured to death slowly(it would make me feel better)

Settle down you panic merchants. We cant sack everyone at the beginning of each year .Makes it very hard to run the club .

Got any better suggestions as to how you let someone attend a funeral?

Heroic stuff-I hope no children drowned while you were saving the idle from themselves .

Maybe he knew EW was on the way out himself.Would explain why the deals have been delayed .Anyway-lets turn on Cam as well if it makes you feel better.

Then they will all whinge.Let the AFL keep it for the giants. We'll find someone soon enough . You cant get more publicity than hangin with the DeeS.

Rioli? Why?

Harold Mitchell sells timeslots and that is all he does .I love Cam Schwab by the way . In these days of political correctness ,Polis has turned out to be a pretty bad choice . The boy who was meant to fail has done just that . I'm rapt we got his money whist it lasted-now we can move on to the next train wreck . Eddie McChins was the dirty haggis behind the release of this information at this time-it smells of Fat Bastard!

I think we knew he was as dodgy as a bag of Snakes but we decided to overlook that for 2 million good reasons .Also he had a personal battle with ADHD which made us pity him .What we didn't know was that he was also a complete [censored]

He may end up with egg on his face (for something completely different).

Maybe we need a SEX scandal-just to get us some more er.... exposure!

Great noble ideas like this are rare in a time when failed fashion designers and sacked copywriters can get a marketing degree that teaches them to invade private and public domains with all their might and crap to bring us a new brand of undies.

Not if we have the support of wonderful , positive , encouraging , happy people like you Thommo.

Nothing about Maltese Aboriginals though .Conspiracy?