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Not quite-but you are right that he will finish early . That's because he plays 1.4 games per game.

We could prepare a letter for the AFL by way of explanation as how we came to acquire young Jack . I've taken the liberty of making a rough draft as follows: Dear Andrew and Mignons , Go F.ck Yourselves with a pineapple. We got JV the good old honest way. (We cheated everyone else out of it) To Clarify our understanding of the rules re Tom Scully ,Chris Judd ,Gary Ablett Jnr, Bryce Gibbs et al etc etc.. We took our future directive of such drafting procedure to mean ,as previously permitted to be : Section 165b3 partXI . "That in the case of a very good or potentially very good player (possibly no 1) in the draft the special rule of the modern AFL rules committee shall apply: "The rules are there aren't no rules" Unless otherwise decided by the rules committee . F.CK you all again . MFC .

That's the perceived problem with Jack Watts in a nutshell.Nobody will let him play his own game because they all think he could be anything. Eventually ,he will be a 250 plus game player and hopefully ,a very successful one. He will be a forward one day but currently he can play "anywhere on the park" so that's how he's been used. We haven't exactly had the luxury of plopping him in the forward pocket for a few hangers and goals.

A peanut in the hand is worth a handful of peanuts in the draft . Beamer kept this club on the park last year. To betray either of these guys as they are peaking in their careers would sh!t me to tears. I just cant go through seeing guys in their teens to early twenties again. Pay them what they are worth in the market and hope they are over their crap and let the coach have some decent bloody players instead of trying to pluck it out of high schools . FFS-lets not [censored] about their boozy nights in the past . Clean Slate and all that. Thing is they can both play. Other thing is they are nearing their peak .

I think those types of thing prolong careers . Unfinished business and all that .

Rioli-Davies Mitchell-Magner(hard tag) Buddy-Garland Hodge-McKenzie

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What was the story with the tennis player from Sydney. Anyone?

After 12 years on the fringes of AFL obscurity .

As I understand it-even if you are suspended for the Wonthaggi 3rds ,you cannot play whilst suspended for anyone anywhere .

Well earned breather KC-especially after last weeks busy game.

There are four players who must be shut down to beat Whorethorn Buddy ,Cyril ,Mitchell ,Hodge. Nothing changes . Mitchell is the most crucial .

Because this is an online mental hospital for Melbourne fans who have lost the plot ( and the novel). Tappy is redundant Stef Martin is gone-missed a few game-trade him. Watt is basically retarded Trengove too slow Jamar too old This time last year Jones wasnt going to be good enough. Blah Blah Blah.

Yeah-all those clearances they get as a duo give me the irrits. move em on.

After reading that I now have faith that everything must go full circle.Never expected to read a sentence like that last one .

True ,but we had probably 3 with 100 plus games where they may have had 10 or 11.(stats completely invented by me)

You're not just a pretty face.Actually ,that's pretty lucky in your case-and I'm no Brad Pitt I'll readily admit .

WYL ,you and Dr Who have been exchanging ideas too long dude!What happened to the positive guy . I reckon were are going forward-and it's not "accepting mediocrity" either . We really are getting better in all areas-and we are still giving away about six goals a game and we are at 50 %. Thats the positive

Demonland used player sale. Hurry! Last days. All players with 100 games must go . Weve given them knowledge-you get them at their peak! Get in Fast -This youth hysteria will not last . Out the door they go. Runabouts,4 wheel drives ,tanks and smooth operators all under the one roof! Some with complete history ,some without. Check out the added extras- Some hardly ever driven! Demonland Crazy May Sale # # buyer beware-product may actually be ready to be peform at top level consistently .

Three votes for Captain Sensible!Worst thread in Demonland history .The apathy thread was more appealing .And more intelligent

Can we get him to "assist" Brian Royal FFS.

An eye for an eye-six to seven is nearly fair .

In veritas Gluteus Maximux status quo

He made two mistakes bagging two of our players in ten seconds for doing something they were not .

The players aren't really teaming up and supporting each other just yet . I think it will come soon and when we start winning we will naturally gain the confidence to yell ,shepherd ,harrass ,block etc. All those little things are missing . I dont think the older guys resent the younger ones. They've been relieved of the pressure . Now they can just do their jobs and enjoy it rather than feel responsible for it . Funny things happen in sport when a player enjoys it again .