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Boom-Boom-BA!

Those that have been calling for a seismic shift at Melbourne-I hope you are satisfied. We vow to rebuild.

Thats more of a boast than a sledge really .Half an hour- What a Romeo!

Very funny redleg .This modern trend of players telling players that they have raped their mother is appalling .These days a player cannot simply punch another player in the head so they are forced to "dob in" the offenders.it is a ridiculous sledge that says more about the sledger than the sledgee .

In BCs case she has been well placed in all her races. However -No time records No weight records No stepping out of her comfort zone.

I love Nev too.He has a really good kick on him and I can see him as a "front and centre" crumber in front of Mitch-except that Mitch Clark never drops em .

Gina Rhinehart must have taken over the website.We've been rationalised.Now I wonder if Whispering Jack will be replaced by Andrew Bolt . Cale will get a chance to bully the opposition on Sunday-I hope he takes his chance .

You cant judge SS on one dropped mark . '88 was a dog day afternoon . They all squibbed it-and Hawks were a bigger ,stronger ,better side . Stretcher was a top wingman/hbf with better kicking, running ability than 98 % of players running around today.

Still needs a smack in the head.

Just watch the OZ story on BC with Gerard Whately ,who makes me queezy . I did not know that Sheedy is a co-owner of Bel Esprit. Sickening .

I remember driving past training and asking why Jack istead of Nic Nat.The answer I got from one of the coaches was that kids from Perth dont often stay for long without missing home and wanting to go back . so that might be one reason we dont have 7 rucks on our list instead of 6.

Niether did the journos .They dont call them hacks for nothing . Dont expect too many thoughtful articles .Half of them couldn't write their name in the sand .

ologists or GWS?

There has been a severe lack of pats on the bum on field this year. It's a stat we are behind on. Or not ,behind on ,as the case may be .

If I was Jack Watts I would be destroying Cherries every night. I bet he's been slaying them since he was at Brighton. Could be why he is always so relaxed .

Looks like we have scum to play.

Maybe Moloney then Clark then Jordie then Frawley in 5 minute spells until the stretcher is required .

Have we got Mark Jackson back to the club-fantastic! Just the steadying influence we need in a mentoring role.

The new kids are a bit naughty . That should take some of the heat off . The churchy /reactionary/conservative/moderating element are going to have their work cut out for them . Sick.

I have been to Newmarket twilight races before and it is a beautiful straight. I won more than 500 quid that night and got a massive skinful and then watched a Pet Shop Boys gig held there. Hilarious night with two other Aussies. I reckon we might trifecta the race .

Welcome Bluey.Very nice to see someone introduce themselves properly .

Definately Penski material.

Ben , Clearly ,if you do not like jokes ,other poster or personalities then perhaps you should write your "intelligent football thoughts" down in what we call a "diary". In that way you will spare us all your extensive knowledge of the mundane .

I think you've underlined the major issues there IRW.

Yes ,I was referring to the episode where Baldrick was making coffee with mud ,using dandruff for sugar etc..