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Niether did the journos .They dont call them hacks for nothing . Dont expect too many thoughtful articles .Half of them couldn't write their name in the sand .

ologists or GWS?

There has been a severe lack of pats on the bum on field this year. It's a stat we are behind on. Or not ,behind on ,as the case may be .

If I was Jack Watts I would be destroying Cherries every night. I bet he's been slaying them since he was at Brighton. Could be why he is always so relaxed .

Looks like we have scum to play.

Maybe Moloney then Clark then Jordie then Frawley in 5 minute spells until the stretcher is required .

Have we got Mark Jackson back to the club-fantastic! Just the steadying influence we need in a mentoring role.

The new kids are a bit naughty . That should take some of the heat off . The churchy /reactionary/conservative/moderating element are going to have their work cut out for them . Sick.

I have been to Newmarket twilight races before and it is a beautiful straight. I won more than 500 quid that night and got a massive skinful and then watched a Pet Shop Boys gig held there. Hilarious night with two other Aussies. I reckon we might trifecta the race .

Welcome Bluey.Very nice to see someone introduce themselves properly .

Definately Penski material.

Ben , Clearly ,if you do not like jokes ,other poster or personalities then perhaps you should write your "intelligent football thoughts" down in what we call a "diary". In that way you will spare us all your extensive knowledge of the mundane .

I think you've underlined the major issues there IRW.

Yes ,I was referring to the episode where Baldrick was making coffee with mud ,using dandruff for sugar etc..

As soon as Martin is ready.

The words "intelligent ,footy,discussion" on here is the real comedy gold . I dont enjoy lame attempts at humour. When I see them I feel like a primary school teacher who has to get out the big red pen . Intelligent and footy are nearly mutually exclusive terms. Perhaps those interested can change all that by inventing a diploma of "carrying on like a pork chop about football". I apologise if I do not display the required reverence and awe when our most learned and distinguished footyheads choose to cast their infinite wisdom upon us.

You poor child-lost in a sea of humour when you've come here seeking knowledge .

What do you use for milk?Desperately trying to upload Baldrick clip from WW1 but too technologicly retarded.

Who cares about knowledge?People like you get a little confused about it all because you think its a science. What do you need explained ? Ask Gallileo Whitten or Michaelangelo Matthews. Acumen? Get a grip. FFS-If you need a complicated explanation of a simple game then go and sit of the altar of Tom Harley-most annoying dick on TV. You've overdosed on linament and you also seem to have vicarious leather poisoning .

The reality bus has arrived . It takes the long way round and sometimes feels like you are going backwards .It promises not to take you in circles .

Get real Jose. He isn't a 3 year old.

Time to bring back Stef. Jamar needs a rest. His second and third efforts alone are worth a recall .

Or even landing at the same airport Ben . No biggy.

Why berate someone privately when we are all anon. users anyhow. I like a good public spat personally. "Always work on abusing someone else before you try to improve yourself" my twisted grandmother used to say from her prison cell .

Hope we can ink in a new contract. we need more colourful characters.