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Biffen

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  1. The AFL could be accused of trying their best not to win in this case.Which is ironic. They've lost their chief lawyer during the battle because he bought the wrong donuts. Their house is in disarray. Ours is freshly cleaned. The AFL can LMBB.
  2. He may forget things sometimes but he is no fool. A little respect for the Aged!
  3. The rest may fix up the OP that we have all diagnosed here . Anyway-he will ave time to do some puzzles .
  4. oops.What I mean is ,before boxers ,g strings and fairy floss .
  5. it was named back in the days of white only underwear. A tourist passing through the suburb noticed Hawthorn colours on all the underwear in the settlement . The word Skidmark had not been invented at the time so it was given its current nomenclature which has.......... stuck.
  6. That sells cheap beer ,like a dirty pub .
  7. Because they spent all their money on a hack with dodgy knees .
  8. All he had to do was not forget the donuts and he had it made .Poor guy .
  9. I believe Clarrie Grimmet played tests into his late forties . Dutchy (Bob)Holland made his debut at 41 I think . If anyone can-SKW can .
  10. Got any suggestions for the board or you just like pouring [censored] all over others to make yourself feel tough ?Any profit after last year is a bonus. If you know your onions make some positive suggestions .
  11. Ben Hur says no so we are not allowed.
  12. You've made my day. and given me a new business idea.
  13. Sometime I get so boring BBO ,I even offend myself. I feel like a fricken tranny hooker at a Families First convention already. A little help ?
  14. I do what I can . I was attempting to offend the Carringbush bunch but may have achieved some colateral damage in the process. No offence to those Demons now serving time for fraud or tax evasion.(Please continue to give generously).
  15. Yeah-I'm just happy we got all our draft picks ,paid off Cams House ,got a great new desk and cashed in twice on Scully . Caro would be frothing and smearing her lipstick all over her face with a crumpled photo of Schwab in her hands r ight at this moment .
  16. Smoke and Mirrors are cool . Love em both . Especially the mirrors. 700k is a pi55 in the ocean from our coterie . If times get tough we will dig deeper till we get a flag . Thats what functional clubs do. We probably have the same financial resources amongst our supporter base as Collingwood does in its . Most of ours has been obtained by white collar crimes which just goes to prove the motto "Blue -Collar crime doesn't pay".
  17. I've often said that myself. They were invented for the idiotic to distort the unemployment figures.Clearly. I've seen council dudes blowing leaves down a drain that the next day overflows and has to be pumped ,only for the same thing to happen again a week later . Get a f#cking rake you blowjobs .
  18. Great name ,funny story ,reminiscent of JB Cummings. Lets get him .
  19. Thats perfectly describes Johnny Farnham.
  20. Surely Col wont leave us when he becomes a free agent . He's had the time of his life and a wasted youth with us but he just may be able to fluke himself a flag one day now we are a footy team again . He is well overdue for a B and F or close to . He knows it ,we know it . The one cent piece is descending I would think.
  21. There is nothing to "accept" RF. I'm glad you and your family are drug free .I dont control the drug trade or regulate it.
  22. "All sizzle and no sausage" is another beauty .
  23. If I took you to Bangkok you would see some things you could never imagine .
  24. Sounds like they are being flogged on the track . Hopefully we wont be flogged in games anymore . Great to hear we have someone who can kick it . Thanks for the news.DFW
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