Biffen

He'll never make it .

Garlett ,purely because he can suck back cans and smokes with Neeldy after training whilst we build our culture thingo.

Cool-its about time we recruited some party animals. Four pillars is like four corners man.... Square.

Bring on the haters!The other clubs are just stepping stones! Frickin rabble make me sick.

Andy Lovell will be shattered.

The train analogy is great . Sadly , it is often used in the match day thread describing the score. "Its a train wreck".

The AFL has not considered that in this media foray they will be more liable for their lies than ever before. They are making a big mistake .Even I am incapable of reporting on myself accurately-and I am as near to a perfect human being as is possible. I can see the headlines in a few year or less: GWS SUES AFL for withdrawing revenue.... see page 309 for details.

Be prepared for stonishment.

Another reason the go home factor is not so important in this case is that "home" is Adelaide . Viney ,Jamar ,Sellars ,Tapscott ,Trengove dont seem to be in any rush to return . Tippett was so desperate to leave he made them write in a special exit clause for him .

Hard to disagree that Swooper was the best since NS. The unluckiest Coach must be Mick Malthouse-sacked by a megalomaniac president when at the peak of his powers.

Charlie Young from 1897-1904

Charlie Newman

All he needs to do is hold the marks and kick the ball through the middle.These are two things he has struggled with .

Saints

Theres a recruiter from GWS who writes fantastic notes on all the kids but they are often smeared with tomato sauce, gravy , jam , pies,cakes etc so we have to go by Emma Quayle.

Do I wear a protective shell on my back?

Thats ok because he's such a darling. If it was Nikolic you'd be in jail.

I saw it as a student and it was virtually unwatchable. Did you know that Brando nearly went in that movie . Not even he could have saved it . Maybe I'll give it another try. You rate it above Goodfellas, The Godfather ,Once upon a time in America , on the Waterfront etc?

Sounds like a Grandads name. Did he bore his enemies to a slow death with stories about the docks?

You are undoubtably the expert on the subject BH .You can crash into a pack of perfectly happy posters and make them feel all dizzy with your superior knowledge of all things footy .

and thats just the entre .We can get loads more material out of this. If Brynne Edelstien can make a TV show out of teeth ,[censored] ,hair and tears then we've got a mini series on our hands .

I heard he is at the Carlscum games every week but hey ,Mick Gatto can barrack for whoever he likes .I wish he was a Demons fan .We could get him to "negotiate" with "The Age" and Vlad for us .

Be careful what you say about Mick Gatto-not sure he want it to be public knowledge that he hangs with low-life scumbags like Fast Eddie and barracks for the Filth . He sponsors Carlscum , probably helps them Crane in the cash so they can make "money angels" at training.

Who do you think took the photo?Watts is a well known gangster from the infamous Brighton gang. All the players involved should be crucified for going to the Hard Rock. The drugs and strippers are much better down the road.

Sort it out please WYL .I've paid my 8 cents for 2012/13.You can do it .