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Brian Royal is working on a grand plan . it's under control.

The whole premise of Sellar being 25 and although having only 10 games it is equal to 70 sucks because he runs like Cliff Young and catches like Ray Charles .

Thats been said on here but my eyes tell me he is quick . He busted 3 or 4 tackles last week ,he hits hard and fair ,is skilled. He needs to be in every week for confidence. He has been too small ,too injured ,up forward ,down back . Just let him play ahead of hacks who get the ball and turn it over immediately . We have plenty of them.

Does this mean we cant abuse redheads anymore? Can we phase this in slowly. Like smoking in restaurants?

Totally agree with Thaipants . Marngrook, keeping it real. Hope they have an hour of hanging it on Eddie tonight .

Jamar struggles year on year . Max has a go , and then another , actually affects general play . Anyway-Neeld is from another planet .

dropping Jetta and Gawn is dumb. Keeping Sellars is worse . FFS. Jamar will be thrashed by Hale ,as in the past . Mitchell will get 500 kicks We are completely F&%ked.

Byrnes ,Gillies ,Jamar etc are older and not in form. Sellars is useless in the air or with the ball ,hopeless on the ground . I forgot Blease who should be in every week. Why bother with guys who can't kick ,and have proven it . It's demoralising for the whole club . It's called football for a very good reason . No more Neeld hacks . pick players on skill ,make them tackle as well and we have half a shot . These Journeymen are all ,sadly ,worse than our home grown battlers .

never thought I'd say this but Optus if fine.

Drop Jamar , Let him learn to get a kick again . Max should've rucked last week . Bring in Fitz , Tom Mac . We need Viney,Grimes,Clark,Toumpas , Strauss and Jetta back in this team badly . Neil Craig should have to explain why we took Sellars. Byrnes out ,Nicholson out . McKenzie out. Poor disposal/no disposal= out. Football skills=in. Rocket Science=not

Jokes aside-I think he would be good for the job. Good for sponsorship ,good for the club. Why not.

Very drole , but I was speaking of the stripping variety of pole.

O.K. What do you call a sheep tied to a pole in New Zealand?

Start smoking then you selfish bastard.

Might need ruck.

Stuie was jamming up the airwaves with his funny photos that do things. Everyone else was jamming it up poor old Mark Neeld. Weekly meltdown.

I'm one of most the respected degenerates in here.

Keep your regional conservatism to yourself , us city slickers are ripe for revolution. I'll ban fox-hunting and then you'll only have football and corporal punishment to keep you occupied.

The OX! Has shown some interest. Was a true champion. Wants to give back to the club. Can handle the media. Will not take crap. Left Field maybe but I've seen worse candidates.

He's me old China. Go So!

Thanks for your support Choke- I'm not sure if the time for my ideas has arrived . First thing I would do is allow women to vote. Then I would lift the White Australia policy, Eddie will hate it .

Sylvia isn't really into that stuff. He's more of a roll your own car type of guy .

Eddie really had a bad day. David Brent would be proud of that one . Good one Eddie-you're officially the biggest [censored] in Melbourne . leave the comedy to the funny guys at MMM-i.e the Janitor.

But he said something bad about us so that undoes all those times he was good for us . He was carried by the The Fidge brothers ,Rugolo ,Battiston ,Icke etc anyway . Never forget the great team around him that made him look so silky .

Grant Thomas or Malcolm Blight . When the going gets weird ,the weird turn pro. H.S Thompson.