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Uni Blacks need a speedy midfielder ,who kicks himself out of it, like Dan Nicholson perhaps? Only fair really .

What we deserve is to be taken to a quiet room and given a big green injection . Luckily ,the AFL and others don't see it that way just yet. If we get 24-30 guys who refuse to let this happen-regardless of our debt ,we will survive the next four or five years . My hatred for sporting administrators grows daily . They ruin things they don't own. Enough. No-we should refuse any picks offered by the AFL.

Are you Spencils brother?He is really not in the mix. Rest Howe-never. Blease out?he is our best run and carry player. MckEnzie is out because he cannot kick the ball to another Melbourne player. I agree with you on Nicho because at the moment he is a three goal player-not for us. Barry no. Jetta yes-play him out to see if the glimpses were just that.

Tapscott ,Strauss and Jetta have AFL bodies and Jetta wont get much bigger(he is quite short). Misson and Neeld have always said we need three honest pre-seasons . Pederson and Gillies came to the club looking like drunks from the pub. Our injury list has been relatively small which is a credit to Misson . As for muscle-bulk-it should be pretty easy to achieve but for some reason we get runts. Who is supervising our weights program _Roland Rocchicioli? FFS. Morton and Gysberts are gone at least . Apart from the departed ,I have no real qualms with our players size . We are not automatically going to get bodies like Hawkins,Hunt,Kelly ,Johnson. It takes Pizza ,Weights ,Beer Weights ,Pizza,Spaghetti ,Weights etc The weight of a footballer should be around his upper legs , glutes and shoulders. We just looked smaller and slower because we were outclassed and outplayed for the whole day and because of Brian Royals stunning ability to keep his record intact .

Titan-as flawed as the DRS is,especially as something like the Broad decision occurred , just shows that England used theirs much more wisely. The Captaincy basically cost us the test because we fluffed our appeals. Bird should be in the next test-very hard to score against and will get LBWs.

Working out well.

Worst Aussie inventions ever. Snicko and Hot-spot.

Are you being franc with us all? Source?

Drop the top order for more All-rounders!

If Jamar is looking to a club with brighter prospects and he goes to GWS that would be like Wendi Deng leaving Rupert Murdoch for Fidel Castro. Big Max is getting better every game. Fitzy is already a better option than Russian.

We could have had Masten ahead of Cale from memory-oh the injustice of it all.

We need bums on seats-Howe gets the kids through the turnstiles because of his hovvers. He is probably top 7 in the Bluey count as well so i would imagine he might stay. Good hands/good kick/top mark ,good tackler. Why would we trade a guy that cost us little and loves the club? Trade Jamar while he can still walk.

Sir Walter Raleigh. I feel like a small part of my frontal lobe just melted. Good night RTG.

Currently casting pearls upon swine-to no avail . I have a deep respect for working girls-they keep the depraved and disgusting from harming society .

There's a movie called Samson and Delilah ,made in Australia.Next time you are on your way to score meth you should rent it out ,watch it and then go and beat yourself in the head with the largest ,heaviest thing you can find.It will improve your outlook and personality no end .

There's an old saying- Judge not ,lest ye make yourself look like a complete [censored] brain.

FYI-LJ isn't either. As you presumably have the benefit of speaking and reading English ,you might know this . However ,given time ,I trust even your bold statement on your freedom will become untrue . I can only hope.

Takes scum to know scum. This guy is not really a diplomat Withnail.

Rumour is that your Alpacas aren't that choosy.

Glad the new teeth are working well OD. Crunch into a few of those fried crickets if you get the chance-bloody tasty with a beer.

Most of the Italian women i've dated have them BBO. They go well with the moustache. (I'm going to my bunker now).

No objections to Stockdale-as long as he doesn't have Kennett involved . Two big differences-he's not a complete [censored] ,and he has a magnificent set of eyebrows ,which is a pre-requisite for anyone in a position of power .

But a girl threw a rock at his car. If it was a Lebanese thing she would be dead. .

both these guys are in my world X1 Demonland team. Serious problem when a bearded Root is on the [censored] and then my opener tries to get a bearded Root with his fist.but misses.

Whenever you leave.