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To anyone contemplating suicide I say, Never just kill yourself-take out a few a-holes before you go.

Glad to help. I can provide more before I scat.

Depends on whether it's the good couch or not. But yes, certainly time to roll out the plastic sheets and put on the German Bronze porn, ring up the MFC and invite the boys home to do in private what they do in public to us weekly. Naturally.

Definitely keep on the medicine ENYAW,and don't think too much.

Might have to get Ben Hur to pull on the boots.

Those membership cards are very hard to flush. I hope they make them bio-degradable next year. The players should be issued a new clash strip. I think it should be all brown to reflect their effort and the should wear it every week so they don't get confused with an AFL team. We should change our emblem to "The Steamers".

Brian Royal. Every ball up we lose the ball. C'mon mate. Ciao.

As always yes.N Jones giving his all also.

I couldn't give a rats if Jeremy Cameron was from Prague. Fkn Dartmoor-Fkn FOX.

Tappy and Sylvia are busting their balls to keep us in it. Watts, Gawn,Viney also.Spencer is trying as well. The rest are watching the game or not involved.

"Jezza" if you are Luke Darcy . Seriously Darcy- you are a complete tea-bagger.

Toumpas and Clisby are having shockers. Watts ,Tappy,Gawn,Viney keeping us in it. Pedo is all over the shop. Looks bad but I expect us to get our sheet together in the next quarter. If this doesn't happen I have prepared the cyanide tablets and a will.

Tappy is our most effective player. Watts close behind. Toump-get some grippo son. Fitzy-on the highlight reel forever that one. Spence-big ,clumsy,puts in. Pedo-you dont need an invite to tackle-keep your f^&*ing feet in the contest.

I expect to see Strauss across our half-back line for the next few years. Reasonably quick ,good footskills ,strong body . As with Blease we have to remember he is a year behind due to a broken leg. Strauss was probably the worst broken leg I've ever seen. He has never gotten enough of the ball and like our other APS product,Jack Watts ,he hangs around the pack a bit too much for my liking without affecting the contest. We recruited him as a "distributor" across the Half Back line. He needs to grab his chance and get a run of games together.

Some might say.

It's a pity we're talking more about the DRS system than the cricket. Let's see if the Aussies can conjure up a loss from here. It wont be easy but I'm confident the boys can do it on form alone.

Schopenhauer was not very sane,LW, but I'll flick through it again.

This is like something out of Sherwood forest. Do you expect BBO to just start pulling rhymes out his derriere. Mind you ,I have a good couplet for Friar Tuck.

Scully will kick six. Tim Mohr will walk all over Watts. Pederson will get bathed. Could be a new low.

Stuie is the King of comedy here. How about that ripping pun he zinged out only last week. This guys in for a real treat.

Lordweaver, as atheistic as i often am on here , I would like you to pluck something from the bible for our virginal brethren , if it please thou. Our performances of late have left me weak of will.

I can relate to rake-except I failed to make it law school. However I use one often in my work,and I drink quite a bit. and I'm always running late for court, or missing it entirely.

What they do in their private lives is fine by me as long as it's between consenting adults.

Nefarious advice from a man who conducts his business from Burma.

Good Post . It all makes sense if it was written in 1993. Sadly ,it's 20 years later than that and Stockdale is too old. Nobody wants him here or anywhere else, as with Kennett. I figured out why politicians get such huge pensions . They become more hated as time goes on and they cant get a job anywhere after they have left office. I would rather have someone who uses their own teeth at the Presidents Lunches.