Biffen

I heard a rumour that Buddy and Clarkson dont get along.Don't talk at all in fact, for the past year. At the start of the year it was "It's him or me". Yet they still won a flag. I am starting to really get irritated by the squeaky clean Swans. Just as I wrote earlier-the cap allowance at the Swans only helps Buddy and Tippet get a better view of Bondi Beach. It does not help rookie kids from Shepparton get a flat in Maroubra. The comp is a bit of a farce. Although I would like to win it still!

Justin Ba Baa. Get it.

See ya Col. Thanks for the good times. ( None really stick out atm) Good luck hanging out with the mafia over there and frequenting the same two nightclubs. Hope you can get a game with the Wanchors.

I agree ,it's a jungle out there . Some of the name calling and insults on here are pathetic. What is worse are the little beatches that throw grenades and then go running to the mod squad. I have been banned on here several times by pathetic little people crying after I've called them out for racist,ignorant or twerpy posts. RTG , I think we need a big boys room where sophisticated ,otherwise normal people can go and insult and character assassinate with impuntiy.

Slow and bumpy- like riding a camel up a rocky mountain. Seemingly futile and painfully slow. nothing to do with the computer system though.

If we can make a half decent defender out of him one day I will be happy. Needs to replace the faux tough guy image with either real toughness or just move on.

Went a few times. The excitement nearly killed me. All that back and forth. Like watching a bunch of old molls chase a tram .

The Duke of Donvale perhaps?

So the plan is to switch it wide and run in droves. let the bombers cruise through the middle, right?

I know, I know . Sometimes they touch bums and there has been some horrific fingernails broken. Not to mention the hurt feelings from some of the names they call each other.

I'll make it simple. Is intentional contact allowed ? No. I'm not saying basketball isn't a tough game. Just that it's for pea-hearts who like wearing dresses.

What he lacks in pace and height he makes up for in missed tackles and poor disposal. One of Neelds automatic leaders.

The game itself is a non contact sport last time I cared to look back in the 80's. I'm not calling them a bunch of muscly pansies or anything. The reality is the fact that they are two different games ,with different rules,one requiring contact ,one not. and Shaq is a big sissy.

So the Swans own all the AFL kiddies in NSW and we have to ask them permission if we spot some talent from NSW.

They wont be laughing at our version BB! Although I like the nickname "Paul" better than "Hulk".

Everybody wants to get into Jacks brain and change it. In reality, basketball guys are never super tough including Demon Pendles. Watts is the neatest most simple set shot for goal I've seen since Plugga or Dunstall. I will be fascinated to see where Roos plays him. We could have the best marking forward line in history with Dawes,Watts,Hogan,Howe,Clark but how will we get it there/ are we too tall there?

You forgot high draft pick. Too high.

Poor Swannies need an extra 1.5 mill in the cap so their dodgy players like Tippett can get a nicer view of Bondi Beach. The AFL propped up the Swans for decades. The no D!ckheads policy musn't apply at board level. Rip their FkN lungs out Roosy.

Col turns up and gives his best attack on the footy. He fails to run back the other way a lot which is something he wont be able to get away with under Roos. He is peaking physically and will play his best footy in the next two years barring injury . i dont expect him to do anything but contribute and maybe improve his defensive running by 50%. We all love to shitcan Sylvia but he's a good ordinary footballer who will display Brownlow ability in 15% of games. He is probably our most experienced player at the club-would be madness let him go unless we are sure of landing some very big fish.

Not big on Cross as he has more yesterdays than tomorrows. Would like to see our mids chosen from Martin ,Garlett ,Sloane,Swallow ,Thomas etc No point losing Neville Jetta yet as he has mid potential (tackles ,good hands ,quick). I think we need to do a Norf in the early 70s and just get the best we can and spend whatever we must now rather than die a slow death. I dont expect us to be drafting skinny young mids for some time . Morton ,Gysberts ,Scully=i still hate you all.

From what I saw last year ,Kick it to Dazzledavey. Rollo might have been OK too .Strauss' Mate? The rest of you need to be on a diet starting from last March. Good Luck .

The next dominos are Dayle Garlett and Dustin Martin . Can't wait to se them all ripping up the town under the leadership of the other domino ,Col Sylvia. Only then will our midfielders will finally get some attention from the media. One way or another. Look out King St.

Caro bounced back superbly this year and deserves a Walkley for her brilliant expose on the drug riddled Bummers. Pity she had such a terrible 2012, clutching at straws, sniping at cuddles and Scwhabby. No one can accuse her of trading on her looks. Ever.

Colless and the Swans have a terrible culture problem up there . the Swans are on the slide ,CLEARLY. Almost feel sorry for them.

Will be great to have Pia and Brad making the place look nice again.