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Just buy one like all the other lawyers do. Grey curly ones for the pricey lawyers usually . I've run up massive bills myself defending my liberty. The insanity plea saves me thousands and still works like a charm.

Sounds like you need a good strong cup of concrete for breakfast. I can see this joint has turned into a knitting circle in my absence. Ben Hur needs to give you a good belt around the head for your insipid displays of humanity. I will ask the Lord to take you to the vestry for some life lessons. Or you can come to the Gat with me for a weekend. Softy.

What do you mean become? Just because you arrive back from your Scousey holiday with your Beatles haircut do you expect the geeks to flurry like mice? FFS Redleg. In fact, the geeks kick sand in our face and f.,k our girls on this thread. Geeks are the cool kids now.

Nah-he is an Irish git and can go take a (slow) (short ) jump at a rolling donut. You have become weak and merciful in my absence. Harden up sweetie, this is not a creche for slow Irish roadworkers. Anyway-the East west tunnel beckons for him.

Cross isn't that good. Junior was a battler who came good in his last ever season with us . Neither are/were good kicks. They both have hard heads-which is a start.

Their club is such a shambles. How embarrassing would it be to follow the Saints.... TBH , I get no pleasure from seeing the Saints spiral down the gurgler,as with the Dogs. I would prefer to see Collingwood, Geelong or Hawthorn descend into rabble than see the Saints go through this. Their delay of the rebuild was critically stupid. Their board is full of more degenerate losers than ours or even Richmonds, which is a feat. Always at board level, they get spivvy bayside tossers with 2 buck companies and a merc and think they have done well. Linfox should privatise the joint.

Bring back Drake. That was the only time I remember us being good.

Some guys leave their best form in the gym. Some leave it on the track.maybe Cale spent too much time in the sauna.

Some antics.

All the worlds a stage. We are not even players.

Not pleased.didn't want to be the lost dogs home. Anyways..mids mids and mids.

Furphys tanks,Bex powders,Barnams Circus,Mt Bullerand Werribee sewerage farm.

Jeez Bitters, seems some like rough trannys and some like choirboys.you can't please everyone.Cale couldn't please anyone but I've got a job lined up for him.

but his bong and bourbon stats are right down.

The part of me that hopes we do relates to an off field incident . I would like to see them exact revenge for it together ,every Queens Birthday ,for a few years .

We can always add more throughout the year if we get it right.

what good is that if you cant flounce down the wing with the wind in your hair ,waving your hands around to get a cheap stat?

Put up the avatar again. The one of the lads relaxing. Everybody is agreeing with each other. We need some controversy. I consider you the Banksy of Demonland in the avatar dept.

If we get even 45% of the centre breaks/stoppages then it will be about 30% better than 2013 . I dont care if the guy is 30 or 20 -just get a kick from a ball up and you are a gun in my book. Oscar Pistorious could have got more kicks than our mids this year.

HBF Hope he does not win the "sideways metres gained" stat.

Spencer as depth . You can expect to lose some talls throughout the year. Jamar and Spencer are depth talls to me . Max and Fitzy are the rucks. Yes the forward line is Big. I named Spencer as emergency to acknowledge that he is probably next in the team. I would carry all those talls in the rain at this stage because there simply aren't any crumbing player worthy of selection.

An embarrassment of riches. My mistake on Humphey(hes so quiet sometimes). Revised: Garlett ,Strauss out. Ins:Tyson for Garlett Garland to HBF Evans to bench. Even better.

B:Terlich,Chip,Jetta HB:Evans TMac Grimes C:Howe Watts Blease HF:Trengove Dawes Toumpas F:Hulk, Mitch Garlett* FOLL:Gawn,Vince Jones(Jazzy) INTER: Fitzy,Strauss,M Jones,Tapscott. Emerg Michie,Spencer. *dreams are free

At MFC ,the silly season ran all year. Same as Demonland. Peter Jackson seems to have stemmed it .