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He got knocked out at Etihad I seem to recall. During the St Kilda game and the umpires let the Saints run over the injured player for a goal.

Can we get him micro-chipped in case of such an event? I was once about to suggest this for Jurrah but did not want to appear insulting to the great man, who i consider a mentor.

If we can lose the other Taswegian we drafted on the back of a highlight reel of speccies I will be a happy man.

Buddy Franklin may walk away from Sydney citing anxiety and media overexposure . They lacked a duty of care by offering him too much too soon.

Except they are free to walk. Unlike Patty Hearst.

The umps were better than usual. The bald guy made a few errors and they call play on to the extent that there is often no advantage to marking in general play.

Yes. i thought nothing of it until you mentioned it but now I'm outraged. I still think Neale should have stayed off the booze until it was all over. He was slurring his words from the start which is usually something I receive criticism for.

He will be a real gun . Needs to just Go!!! Electric but unearthed at this stage. A part of our future for sure.

We really overuse the ball but the effort of the players to get to the contest and run in numbers means we can fumble our way through to goals. Wont work forever but it is a good method of bringing guys in to the play. Footskills and Handskills were often errant and a bit flashy/low % especially by Jones but we just got it back off them most times. Quite simply,those who miss targets too often will not get into the team next year,which is exciting in itself.

6.Gawn 5.Vince 4.Jones 3.Frost 2.Kenty 1.Hogan

The bald umpire is twerp but not a [censored] cake like Pannell. I think we should be turning the focus quickly from how well we played to when Colloingwood should sack its coach. Personally,I think they should pretend to back him then do a quick switch at the end of the season , then cast the net for someone more arrogant and worse with the players .

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to out predict RTG.

The Auskick umpires are competent. Makes a change.

Jesse White looks worse than Tom Gillies.

Robbo and Burgo are both cringe inducing. The "entertainment and prizes game experience enhancement" is as enjoyable as a lumbar puncture. Burgos riveting interviews make me want to staple my eyelids and ears up in protest. I don't know who is worse.

I'm in the outer today. I'm hoping the scum can take losing like gentlemen. I will be wearing tweed (with the elbow patches). I hope today we play a coach killer. (Not ours)

I reckon Merret has merit. Big defender,ready made,strong and needs a change.Why not.

I will be pleasantly surprised if you manage to travel without being incarcerated as an enemy of the state (of humanity ).

I think Ern went spare a while back.

I reckon that hurt Mitchell's ribs. Not properly enough though.

Of course not Ethan. He will announce it in Monte Carlo with a picture of Fremantle behind him.

Does look like Luke Hodge in the photo. Always thought of him as a tea bagger.

Don't worry Moon. I will not be exposing snow droppers tonight. At ease.

Earl, You should know that Redleg is a senior figure in the courts and does not take cheap cruises on sleazy p and o Boats. I understand DC is known to provide entertainment for some of the more elderly citizens in the bingo room and below deck( if you get my drift) My only hope is that DC has not stowed away on board the Crystal Meth and that if he has, Redleg is able to assume some sort of control over his predatory behaviour whenever a rich widower with a persistent cough hits the spinning dance floor. I do hope Mrs Leg has a can of mace handy for such Romeos. One can only hope you are not on these cruises for the same nefarious reasons Earl. Although I would pick you as more of a hot chocolate and rohypnol type. As Bill Cosby has proved, this only works for 30 odd years and eventually you will get caught. Gastro should be the least of your problems. I suggest you stick to trawling the Streets of old Fitzroy with your man bun and rolled up jeans. They buy all that fairtrade spiel in the inner city but your exploitation of the international laws must end. A handful of tranquillisers for a night of romance is not a"Fair Trade" Earl.

I've seen more disturbing gifs. These are usually sent from Bitter phone and are good at inducing a vomiting response. I keep them handy in case I accidentally ingest something toxic.