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I've always backed Nifty. At the start of his career he never got it much but his disposal was always quick and clean. His marking and spoiling have become a feature. Glad to see him ,Watts,Gawn and Jones improve themselves and the club after so many bad years.

Sam will get another job making a complete c&*t of himself somewhere. He is a master of his craft.

An unsophisticated forecaster uses statistics as a drunken man uses a lamp post. For support rather than illumination. -Andrew Lang

Lucky Pickett reminds us regularly.

Maybe Wayne Carey and Sam Newman as Ambassadors to women. Gary Ablett Snr as spokesman for mental health and drugs.

I wish we got Tom Hawkins and Gary Ablett Jr when we had the chance. Which was never.

A team of talented mercenaries . Like clean cut pirates in bright orange. I can't see them winning it until they have played and lost a few finals. Hopefully hundreds.

I'm told from a source in the physio room that since he bought the nailbag and overalls the only stretches he does are like those in the YMCA song. I take this as a sure sign he is crossing over to the other side.

He was seen buying a pair of overalls and also spotted at Bunnings purchasing a nailbag. Either he has joined a Village people cover band or he is preparing to retire.

Dear Bitters, Thank you for the herbal remedy you sent from Northern China. I awoke with a start at 5am and my IBS has cleared up but the same cannot be said for the toilet at the Gat.Powerful stuff. Speaking of powerful stuff, As I am unaccustomed to rising so early I switched on SEN for some tennis results. Brett Phillips was reporting to some other twot and Dermie,the GOAT,when a player from Moldovia was mentioned. They naturally defer to Professor Dermie for this one , "Moldovia Derm?" they humbly beg the all knowing(now) tennis officionado. As if arising from a slumber Derm slowly proffers........"errr.......that's somewhere in the Balkans" (not quite). "Speaking of the Balkans Bernard Tomic is in trouble again for swearing" "But it wasn't in a language that anyone actually understands".Now turning his talents to linguistics. Dermie then goes on to rate the merits of another Tennis players girlfriend before offering his thoughts on Tomics future to Brett. "He'll need to stop the histrionics" .Indeed. [censored] I would be interested to hear Dermies theory on the Geopolitical repercussions of Brexit and its implications for the currency market.

No Danger this year. Should be easier than last time. Plus we are at home. Take the bookies money.

That's a shame. We usually let guys like Colin"Humphrey"Garland drive standards.

Because you are in prison? Or you are up to something dodgy.

Try being Syria for a while.

The return of the recidivist recalcitrant.

Ingrained negativity. With any luck he may have had his year off already.

You should coach. Simple,true,and has taken everyone 5 years to work out where their drive comes from. Smash Mitchell,Hodge and Cyril to a pulp.You win.

We are the real Adelaide. They know it.

I'm expecting that he will be on the LTI list any time soon so I refused to get attached to him.

Great work . I hope the media just repeat the same facts for the next 15 years about his basketball career as a junior. I loved it when they mentioned MU every time Brad Green got the pill. Showed their brilliant research skills.

Yes that must be the secret plan. At the moment we are about 2000 times more likely to win at the MCG so I see that as a huge sign that we will be good in a finals situation. Now the only issue we have is actually getting into the finals. Might be better if we adopted the "Anyone, Anywhere,Anytime" philosophy in order to get to the G and then let the ground do the rest.

Yes. I reckon he will change it to David Nostradamus . Just to show off.

Then a spot of cricket of brandy down the club followed by Gin Slings at Raffles. He will make his way to the Lee family table in time. If he ever leaves the four floors.

I'm still a bit miffed about the creation of Luxembourg but I guess it stopped the Germans for a bit.

I think I was predicting/hoping for 10/12. Will be interesting to see if they put up the white flag or fight out the year with pride.