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6.Watts 5.Jones 4.Hunt 3.Jetta 2.Stretch 1.Viney

Cheer up Ernest. I hope you regain your health soon. Nothing life threatening we all hope.

I nearly voted for a sex party but I looked around me and even that seemed depressing. Next time I think I will go postal during the election .

Dermott is a pure redhead passing himself off as a blonde. It's sad.

H is listed as King Lamumba. Has there been an a ascension we should know about?

I reckon you would have more grimes than most Pickett!!!

Ernest is out on a metaphorical boat,catching a metaphorical fish, in a metaphorical struggle.

Well put. May I add "glorified,polo-playing bogans."

The Dockettes?

You are beyond redemption Bitter but there is hope that i may see the error of my ways and walk amongst the Saintly and enlightened. My reformation is nearly complete yet there is little hope for the depraved and carnal neanderthals who refuse to condone these abhorrent chauvinists. Anyway,I must go to exercise my democratic rights. Then I'm off to some mud wrestling.

I've always backed Nifty. At the start of his career he never got it much but his disposal was always quick and clean. His marking and spoiling have become a feature. Glad to see him ,Watts,Gawn and Jones improve themselves and the club after so many bad years.

Sam will get another job making a complete c&*t of himself somewhere. He is a master of his craft.

An unsophisticated forecaster uses statistics as a drunken man uses a lamp post. For support rather than illumination. -Andrew Lang

Lucky Pickett reminds us regularly.

Maybe Wayne Carey and Sam Newman as Ambassadors to women. Gary Ablett Snr as spokesman for mental health and drugs.

I wish we got Tom Hawkins and Gary Ablett Jr when we had the chance. Which was never.

A team of talented mercenaries . Like clean cut pirates in bright orange. I can't see them winning it until they have played and lost a few finals. Hopefully hundreds.

I'm told from a source in the physio room that since he bought the nailbag and overalls the only stretches he does are like those in the YMCA song. I take this as a sure sign he is crossing over to the other side.

He was seen buying a pair of overalls and also spotted at Bunnings purchasing a nailbag. Either he has joined a Village people cover band or he is preparing to retire.

Dear Bitters, Thank you for the herbal remedy you sent from Northern China. I awoke with a start at 5am and my IBS has cleared up but the same cannot be said for the toilet at the Gat.Powerful stuff. Speaking of powerful stuff, As I am unaccustomed to rising so early I switched on SEN for some tennis results. Brett Phillips was reporting to some other twot and Dermie,the GOAT,when a player from Moldovia was mentioned. They naturally defer to Professor Dermie for this one , "Moldovia Derm?" they humbly beg the all knowing(now) tennis officionado. As if arising from a slumber Derm slowly proffers........"errr.......that's somewhere in the Balkans" (not quite). "Speaking of the Balkans Bernard Tomic is in trouble again for swearing" "But it wasn't in a language that anyone actually understands".Now turning his talents to linguistics. Dermie then goes on to rate the merits of another Tennis players girlfriend before offering his thoughts on Tomics future to Brett. "He'll need to stop the histrionics" .Indeed. [censored] I would be interested to hear Dermies theory on the Geopolitical repercussions of Brexit and its implications for the currency market.

No Danger this year. Should be easier than last time. Plus we are at home. Take the bookies money.

That's a shame. We usually let guys like Colin"Humphrey"Garland drive standards.

Because you are in prison? Or you are up to something dodgy.

Try being Syria for a while.

The return of the recidivist recalcitrant.