Jesse Christ

Cheers Ben Hur. That is disgraceful. Outlawed in UFC for a reason! Extremely dangerous.

Based on what you have seen at training so far, who would you pick as the small defender in round 1- also what would your starting midfield line up be Mr Hur?

Yes it seems that the position left vacant by Bartram is being hotly contested which will only bode well for our options. Very happy to see Strauss still in the picture. I expect to see a few apologies directed at Barry P if Strauss makes it.

Tommy Mac & Nath Jones to get AA this year. Calling it early. Mark that down.

I don't know WJ, given the choice between being surrounded by fire or the Casey locals I'd have to give it some thought.

It's a big weakness to have in this contact sport. Luckily for him he oozes class and that is what is keeping him in the team. Make no mistake if he wasn't so soft (hate to say it) he would be in the forward line, where we drafted him for- instead of being a loose back.

Lol, how did they fill 800 pages with that startling evidence. There must be a lot of pictures. McClean's statements were all in crayon.

I'm excited about this Dunne fellow. Anyone have anymore info on him?

Jezus, I'm going to have to start going to the footy with a calculator. How boring lol.

I can't hear you over the noise of me chowing down on this massive banana daisy. It's girthy.

This is happening at my house right now. Thought you guys might like to know that. Jealous? Yeah you should be! http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/9847/banana+split

Interesting thought. If Neeld knew the senior players who are no longer with us were not up to it before a game was even played then yes, we tanked- sorry managed our season to ensure a strong draft position. Smart business. But in answer to the OP- if they are indeed serious (which I doubt)- we must start learning to win, and for our future's sake we must start now!

Good point. Certainly better than the days we were relying on Watts, Jurrah, Petterd, Newton (lol) et all to hold down the forward line. I am disappointed we don't get to see big Mitch come out round 1 but when he does come in it will be like bringing in a fresh body. The later he comes in the more confident I am he is over his foot troubles. If we were to rush him back and he re-injured himself I would become inconsolable.

One day WYL, one day. I'll have to disguise myself as a dignitary of some sort. Then when the real stuff starts I'll throw my top hat like a frisby and show those buttoned down dreary old cob webs how to support the boys with some gusto. Does the MCC section have a naughty corner?

lol that was the day my old man abandoned me at the footy. He was probably at the bar with you, drowning his sorrows, wondering how he raised his daughter so wrong!

Lol actually it sounds worse than it was. He wasn't a boy, he was in his 20's. I have calmed down a lot my father sent me to a shrink last year. I would be more worried about running into BBO at the footy. I think between him and I a lot of opposition supporters perception of us dee supporters have changed.

Is that because she uploaded video of you eating a hamburger off the floor onto youtube?

Lol 5 years later and the insane predictions remain. I'll tell you what, if Newton gets drafted in 2014 I will streak the G in my demon scarf!

I've settled down a lot over the last couple of years, my dad finally started to sit with me towards the latter half of last season after I promised him I'd be good. Round 18 last year against the Kangas I lost him at half time, got a txt from him saying he'd meet me at the car after the game- my retro chicken gate put downs were an embarrassment to myself and him.

If I'm left alone stuff usually goes alright. I've been asked to move a couple of times with a warning of being ejected. Just have to batter the eyelids nasher and it's all good

Essendon are always in my sights. Their red sash is like a flag to me, it brings out a feral side, like it does with a bull. I guess it's 2000 still haunting me. Surprisingly I haven't had too many problems with many other supporters. I got into a verbal argument with a morbidly obese member of the doggies cheersquad once. He told me to shut up- I told him his club would have more supporters if he didn't eat them all. Fun times.

I was a big fan of Bartram and was disappointing when he had to retire so early. I always have time for someone who busts a gut for this club. I have to say with the mix of young small defenders who are on the list I think we can cover him and then some. I am very much looking forward to Nicholson, Strauss, Terlich and Jetta pushing each other all season, trying to push their claim as Bartram's replacement. Hopefully we can find one who is a bit of a bully and can hit a target more often than not!

It gets better. I've thrown my plastic cup beer at a Carlton boy's face. I've been banned from taking my little cousins to the footy. Collateral damage as I like to think of it

2000 grand final aftermath, I bit a bombers supporter's finger because he was waving it in my face telling me how much we sucked. I was a hurt and cornered youngster he should have known better, I needed a rabbies shot, although some say the disease still lingers. You don't f with my dees at the footy, I take this stuff seriously haha

Lol, dare to dream indeed