Jesse Christ

Essendrug players play with more heart and pride than we do; just have a think about that. They have every reason to drop their bundle- and did for a few weeks, but they realised their standing in the community and re-grouped. We have been utter shite for going on 9 years now. We are a pathetic club filled with talentless, leaderless losers, led by an uninspiring coach who is surrounded with yes men and fawning media. We still stand for nothing! Where's the pride in having the oldest club in the land? Being the games stalwart? Why is there such a massive leadership void, why is it always up to the new guys to inspire? Our culture is probably shitter than it's ever been. Who are our figureheads? Where's our influence, where's our voice? Does anybody even care? Whatever, were pathetic

For our army of coaches we have no skills and many stupid players. Rabble

We're [censored]

Michael isn't an impact player, poor choice of sub again!

What about the Garlett trade?

Also if we could get a gif of Gawn flattening Robinson and have it on a continual loop, pinned to the top of the boards, that would be swell!

These midfield guns should be thinking if we can't beat him (Viney), maybe we should join him!

If someone could ban deeluded from making any future trade hypotheticals that'll be great..

Feel like I'm unlocking the DaVinci code every time I read one of deluded posts..

Nope only the salad made it out to the diners. Burnt food is still food, you see.

I heard they tried a similar "Dinner with the Scullys" but no food made it out of the kitchen..

Wow to the people who think we are a sure thing, has last week taught you nothing?

I've already seen last weeks soul destroying loss against the druggies and I didn't need a degree in statistics to analyse that..

Just win. Nothing else matters. Enough talk and analysing incremental improvement, just [censored] win already! Almost 10 years of crap whichever way you paint it.

Then watch them rebuild and get back into the 8 before we do

Garland isn't the problem, but he is part of it. Personality and attacking flair of a mouse with absolutely zero leadership qualities. He's a nice guy and a good servant I hear you say. WGAF. At least when Grimes is in we seemed a little more settled, I think he has a calming affect on the team. The usual names have been done to death but Garland escapes scrutiny from most because of his perceived flexibility. He is a momentum killer who is too scared to really take the game on. I wouldn't be fighting to keep him and can not wait for Frosty to come back

Bigger things to worry about than that bag-of-dicks little stuie. Where will we be in a couple of years when the druggies and carltank are back pushing the 8 and we're still chasing that win number 5/6/7? Surely there's a breaking point and we're reaching it..

Im giving one more year of my life to this rabble and if we're still bottom 4 next year I'm done. not enjoying footy anymore, losing the passion

That's got to be the best bench I've seen in a while! Got to be vberg to sub for lack of match fitness

Huddo brings the excitement. Bruce is cringeworthy and dated.

I actually think we will destroy the druggies. They have lost hope and are mentally shot, they are going through the motions now. If we come out hard and with the right team I'm tipping a good 60+ thumping

Has to be dropped, I feel like we'd be losing more if we kept him in the team just to keep his value up. We've let many players use us a walking mat, there needs to be a higher value placed on team spots, and you start treating the whole concept of earning your spot as a farce if free rides are given for trade values sake.

In what universe is Brynne Edelstone "supposed to be a role-model"?

And twice on Sundays

Lewis Jetta, Chris Yarran. Bang bang pace problems fixed.