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Queanbeyan Demon

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Everything posted by Queanbeyan Demon

  1. Beg to differ @WalkingCivilWar. Cox is always known as Big Cox. As in, "the Eagles have Big Cox".
  2. I stand corrected DJ. Thanks.
  3. Vinny Catoggio said he kicked the best goal of his career at the Deez. I look control of ball in the square Balked Dodged wrong footed took a bounce and dobbed it. Only problem . . . I was the only bloke in the goal square.
  4. I wish supporters would get Darren Bennett's name right. It's . . . Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenett.
  5. Very happy with Smith . . . with conditions. We give up a late fourth rounder Smith signs a performance based contract commencing at 250K/yr Dogs take back Love Shack.
  6. Now all we need is for the Filth not to turn up . . . . .
  7. Brilliant.
  8. Hang on - David King said Mitchell is one of the best coaches going around.
  9. Is it getting worse over the years @Demon Dynasty? Mine is.
  10. How anyone can get stuck into Bevo as a coach is beyond me. Even a shallow dive into the stats say he's been a supurb coach. A deep drive into the stats says he's one of the best.
  11. Dr: Good morning QD, how can I help you today? QD: Got a bit of a problem with my Maynard Doc. Dr: Your Maynard you say? QD: Yeah, bit itchy, bit inflamed, quite raw actually. Dr: Right. I better take a look . . . . . . Oh yes . . . goodness, gracious me. It's bad. Maynard can, and almost always, causes great irritation. Specialists have studied Maynard for a couple of years now and haven't found a cure. Maynard causes constipation in many and can simultaneously result in diarrhea and a dreadful ****ty feeling. The best thing you can do is clear your Maynard out with a freshly sharpened garden fork. Jab hard repeatedly with the fork until Maynard has turned to pulp.
  12. This is also c&%p. Do you know anything about the game at all?
  13. Turn it up @BigFez. Selwood played his whole career with one arm. Didn't need the other one to handball.
  14. Whole Team: Petrol tank empty Board room: Anticipated 3/3 Some posters: NFI
  15. I've opened a can of worms. They just sit there, the worms. Hardly the chaos that's been advertised.
  16. "Don't talk - listen. At least you can come off (air) and say I listened to this and I listened to that".
  17. Jock: A marvelous high mark you took last Saturday. You just seemed to go up and up! Geoff Hayward: Yeah, i felt like Achilles Jock: Yes... [laughs] Jock: ... Who's he? Geoff Hayward: A Greek guy who could really jump Jock: Ah, yeah yeah. Well some of these new Australians, you know they could be real champions, if they forget about soccer and just learn to assimilate.
  18. Adapted from the stage play of the same name. Written by David Williamson (RMIT Alumni).
  19. Didn't Haywood play for the Filth in the '70's? Gun recruit from the country.
  20. The traffic of which is harvested and immediately diverted to 12 nation states for nefarious means. (Come to think of it, this is good for Demonland.)
  21. Some posters have said that the plodders podders are not professionals. I vehemently disagree. I know of no other place I can get consistently high quality, intelligent, thoughtful and insightful analysis of the footy, not unembuggared by blokeyness, mindless product placement or just plain old imbecileness.
  22. Might be free to some - I pay 5 cents an hour to my ISP for the stream. Therefore I'm entitled to demand a high quality usage of my precious megabytes.
  23. And I have an opinion as well . . . for all three of the podcasters. Could you please dumb-down the pod? It's way to intellectual for me. Can you be more like that nice Mr. Robinson on Foxtel maybe? It's all very well having stats at hand Rubbish Binny (name said with affection), but can you just tell me each week if that number 36 is going to kick any goals? And for next week's pod, can George tell me if he thinks Harmes from Melbourne can win the Brownlow this year? And Andy, May is my favourite player. Do you think he can win the goal kicking this year?
  24. This is close to thread of the year so far. Really brilliant content peeps. As others have noted, I see the poster has not put his/her/their hand in their/him/her pocket. Immediately disqualifies she/he/them (whatever) from having an opinion. (When Parkin was coach of Carltank in the 1980's, he used to get lots of letters providing 'feedback'. He said he responded to the letters that came from paid-up members of the club only.)

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