Queanbeyan Demon

I did the same with my hanky when reading this thread.

In 2024: Carltank will be found out and drop St Kilda will be botton 6 Footscray will implode Jeelong bottom 10 The Filth will do what they always do after they win a flag - crash and burn Brisbane can't win on the MCG in front of 90,000 Port are psychos Steak and Kidney will run on top of the ground on the basis of home town umpiring Essenscum will finish 19th Crows will choke on their own publicity or a chicken wing - whichever comes first Keep GWS safe - they seem tuff Richmond will be relegated to the VFA Meth Coke will be charged with crimes against humanity Heavy Ho will tread water Horeforn will jump up but still 2 or 3 years away GC *ums will rise with the bullet as will Norf. So there you have it. Deez play GC in the granny Maysie runs through the quarter-time huddle and flattens Dimma We win by 17 goals with JVR kicking 9 straight and Trac picking up a second Normie as well as booting 2.7 and 3 OOBOTF. I also predict the Deez will pick-up Goodstart Childcare Centres as our shorts sponsor.

When I saw the threat title, I though @Bigfoot was suggesting the great Jack Viney was working his way through the LinkedIn Learning Elocution and Vocabulary Course.

A lot would depend on who's going down on who up there.

It's kinda like going to the footy and watching the umpires. Does anyone really know what time it is?

He's in the white room with black curtains.

PayTV in Australia is an unmitigated disaster. Foxtel would be lucky to be worth AUD2B. Between Murdoch and Telstra, at least AUD100B has been flushed down the toilet over 27 odd years. Technically, it's a catastrophic. Former republics of the USSR have significantly superior technology and services than good ol' Australia. What an embarrassment that the AFL sell their soul to this pimple on the backside of the entertainment industry.

@Cranky Franky . . . how you do'in Bro? Raining where you are?

World of Sport around 1978 Jack Dyer: Welcome young son. Your name’s Andrew Moir isn’t it? Moir: Yes, that’s right Jack Jack Dyer: And you played a beautiful game down there for Melbourne against South at the Lakeside oval yesadee Moir: Yeah – managed to snap a few Jack Jack Dyer: - now this is your first season – where did you come from? Moir: They recruited me from Mentone Grammer Jack Jack Dyer: (giggle) that’s pretty swank (under his breath . . . typical Melbourne) – now son what’s your height? Mior: six foot Jack Jack Dyer: now you're 11 and a half stone, how much do you weigh Son? Moir: errrr . . . 11 and a half stone Jack.

Ended up at Pork Barrel Park :-)

19 to say the lightbulb is cooked and shouldn't be turned on next week 14 to say they trust JT to determine if the lightbulb has the correct amount of lumens to perform long term 1 to say that absolutely no reference will be tolerated to former sparkies that uninstalled AND unplugged previous lightbulbs 3 to say that the lighbulbs are so dim at Entrecote that it's impossible to determine whom did what to who 976 to say the lights came on at 16:19, 25 September 2021.

take that onesie off immediately @WalkingCivilWar.

Poor Jess, she's now got four kids under the one roof, George, Louis, Max and Clayton.

I read the thread title and thought is was the new Francis Ford Coppola movie.

Thanks Picket 'Noah' Fence. Brilliant as usual. Tommy Sparrow is a fave of mine. So happy he's ready to launch. That'll shove a sock in a few mouths.

And here's me thinking I was your only one @WalkingCivilWar. #Heartbroken Xmas

Can we place Jess in witness protection? Or as they used to say in the Sporting Globe Racing Guide, "keep safe".

can someone post the pickie here please?

[censored]. Max should be calling for a head count.

I've heard Plugger Mac and BBB are training the house down and slotting them from the hotdog stand. As usual, the HS is making it up as they go. Not me however.

Both the boys had careers wrecked by injury. Tough business VFL/AFL. It wasn't for lack of talent or commitment that they played so few games. A real shame. I think John went on and kicked a truck load of goals in SA. I can't remember who we were playing, but Rino Richards and the Fidges were running around next to Tempo at one stage. I remember thinking with this talent we would get on a role. Alas.

I'd much rather my first experience of Steven May be in a coach ride to Lorne than on the training track thank you very much.

He's using a toddlers keyboard.

Makes sense it's behind locked doors. Cos the rest of the comp has know idea about our ineptitude inside F50.

Hi everyone, I'm Seb and I wear my pants pulled up to my armpits with my stripped short sleeved shirt tucked tightly into my daks. Everyone on 'Land: Hi Seb.