Queanbeyan Demon

Have you read my biography?

Wow wee. Golly gosh. Seriously.

Christian Petracca’s ‘brand’—yeah, it’s like he’s selling bottled charisma at the local supermarket. All this talk about ‘brand’ is just drivel, though—since when did being a gun AFL player require personal branding? It’s football, not a fashion label! Last I checked, goals don’t care about your social media presence.

You're right about that. It's the first ten seasons plus the telemovie.

I've only got one word . . . Gary Buckenara.

I absolutely love your idea @Skuit. But it falls down in one area. Such a strategy would require a level of execution that is far beyond anyone involved in the AFL. They're just not that smart.

Pretty much all workplaces are toxic @Ethan Tremblay. The data is unambiguous on this. He won't find Carltank any less toxic - just the hue of the toxicity will be different.

Jacko and Failmantle had a prime chance to be the feel-good story of the comp this weekend, but they completely blew it. Jackson should have been wise to this mob's history. A place good footballers go to die.

I'm hoping they lock the stadium gates at quarter time and throw away the keys.

Unlike others on this site, Billy is doing a good job of not being a hero.

The chaos ball, if used wisely (i.e. not Melbourne), still works amazingly well.

I'm no dooma or glooma - but the sooner we rocognise that it's all the fault of Lawry and Jeffo - the sooner we can resurrect our dynasty. Written with due diffidence to Weed and Watts.

Is dumbo still a thing?

So long as he/she/they/them address the messianic complex of 'Landers for six months, they will have satisfactory fulfilled a key KPI.

How good was that suit?

That train left the station 15 years ago.

You'd be spew'in about Tommy Mac a week ago then.

An Exec summary would mean that the gist of the judgement can be read and understood in 7.5 minutes. Can you imagine the impact on that for next year's holiday in Europe and the lease payments on the new Bentley?

Nomination for post of the month.

Beeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnneeeeeeett.

this is actually really disturbing.

Goody’s game plan—obviously. Kate—for sneezing near a training session. The re-emergence of the Norm Smith curse—because we just can’t resist. The umpires—standard procedure, really. Maynard—because even if he’s not involved, why not?

Greg Stafford’s departure from Melbourne is one of those "it is what it is" moments. Footy is a results-driven industry, and going forward, the Dees will need to adapt in the space. Stafford’s been in the system long enough to know how it works, but now it’s up to the boys to step up, find that fresh voice, while staying true to our brand.

Port Adelaide Chasing Kozzy Again The best backmen in the game can't catch him - what chance a lumbering edifice?

Can't take it seriously at all. It's ridiculous that Peddo doesn't get a guernsey.