Queanbeyan Demon

Candidate for post of the month award.

He's still [censored] that we cooked them in 1990.

Get outta town @rjay. Who would have thought? There's a reason me and me mate call em the 'MC Hammers'.

Is this the actual name of the guy? I opened the thread thinking Isaac Heeney had had a big night out in Sydney.

I read today that Cam Zurhaar might be worth 800,000k per year - starting in 2025. I'm not having a go at Cam - he's actually one of my favourite Norf players. But you know money is plentiful when Cam can command that sort of money on the open market considering he's never finished higher than seventh in Norf's B&F in what is a diabolical era for the club.

On precisely what pretext is there "not enough money"? The AFL is drowning in dough.

Can we have weeks on top of the ladder since 1896?

Not in the same league as yours @Checker Mate. I walk into Vinnies in Canberra a few months ago and there is a basket with scarfs. Down the bottom - 8 Melbourne scarfs. They are now washed and waiting to be hung up in grand final week at my local cafe in Fyshwick.

I'm sending this post to NASA. Proof we are living in a multiverse.

It's not a fixture. It's a scheme of arrangement.

This is Demonland @dazzledavey36. Please desist from introducing facts into the discussion.

Cos a player standing 6'5 or over hasn't legitimately won a brownlow in decades.

That could well present a moral dilemma for young woey.

Reflection of the year. Beautiful.

Clarry can be seen regularly having a chat to the player closest to him - Demon or not. I've always wondered what he's saying. Be pretty random I think. Recon it could be something like these: The wind has really sprung up - good for you guys Where did you guys get that number 21 from - he can play? Do you understand all the ads on the scoreboard? Did you hit the traffic snarl on Swan street coming in? You recon all the balls are the same pressure today?

I've known for a long time you were worth targeting @WalkingCivilWar. You have nothing to prove.

Even assuming your assessment is accurate (which it's not), we were last night.

I asked chatGPT this question: how hopeless is rory lobb? It seems like you might be expressing some frustration or disappointment regarding Rory Lobb, who is known as an Australian rules football player. He's had his ups and downs in performance like many athletes, but describing him as "hopeless" might not fully capture his abilities and contributions to the sport. Lobb has been recognized for his versatility on the field, particularly due to his height and ability to play both forward and in ruck positions. His career has included notable stints with teams like the GWS Giants and Fremantle Dockers, where he has had impactful games.

Throw one of the bowls in the kitchen sink at him. He's at a dud club with no systems. I watch Norf most weeks and Cable, Blight and Archer would be struggling to look good at Arden street at the moment. If Norf want two find rounders, and considering we are a good chance to finish top four in '24 and 25, I would seriously consider the deal. For them it means picks - say 15 and 14. Recon that would be a good deal for them, as these can be bundled up for a top six pick, OR spent on a couple of talls for down back. He not trackta or Oliver, but a brilliant chop out for these guys. This means, potentially, extending the careers of these guys by a year or two. There's a shed load of up side in this for us.

Who are the untouchables at Melbourne? And could they become touchable should JUH be available?

I'm about to leak in my jocks reading this page.

100 percent this. Case study 1: Lloyd. Every week he has a new premiership winning tip, decision on who's not good enough and who's the best player in the comp. The last thought that passed through his brain is today's truth. Case study 2: Cornes . . . because why let reality ruin a perfectly outrageous headline? Everyone else: Walking around like they know what they're doing - but in reality - really good actors in a show called "Guessing Our Way Through Adulting."

Very, very tuff on the drunks @Brownie. The first place I go for good analysis is a pub. The second place is Demonland. The absolute last place I go is the mainstream media.

I was with some Port supporters last night @binman. They aren't too keen on Hinkley. I defended him on the basis that he hasn't ever been given the cattle to go into the last Saturday in September. Outside of Robbie Grey, I can't think of one superstar they have had in 10 years. Boak is an A Grader, but not a superstar. He's actually been handed horrendous lists. And I contend, that at a minimum, you need three SS to get you to a granny, let alone a premiership.

I think their expectation is that he'll only play three of those positions on any given day.