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Very Jaded

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Everything posted by Very Jaded

  1. Will miss at least the first two rounds. Petty I’m not too sure about. He was 4-6 but that was a little while ago.
  2. I suggest this umpire needs to grow a thicker skin. Players are allowed to question or laugh at a poor decision as a way to show frustration. It was a ridiculous free. If the umpire feels belittled by that, it says more about the umpire than the player.
  3. 1000% winning a flag is way better than birthing some life sucking monster.
  4. You joke like I didn’t mention that he has to barrack for Melbourne in my vows… My best friends also made a speech in which she said this will only be the happiest day of my life until Melbourne wins a flag. She is correct. A prophet is she.
  5. Number of losses before someone on Demonland starts a “sack Goodwin we are no good” thread: 2
  6. If we never win another flag in my lifetime, my biggest regret on my deathbed will be that I couldn’t be there to experience that joy in person. I hope like hell we get to see it again live.
  7. Hahaha again my husband with his commentary throughout… “Gees Jack Viney really aged this pre season”
  8. I was hoping they’ll have more inside footage of like the addresses at half time or Gawn out on the field in the huddle at 3/4 time. It was a bit same same. Lucky I love watching us win flags. An easy watch. Would watch us win again. 10/10.
  9. It’s been pretty depressing so far. The good part is coming. I hear we win a flag in this one.
  10. So I’m watching this with my husband who is a recent arrival to the Melbourne supporting club thanks largely to me refusing to marry him if he didn’t get serious about AFL and Melbourne… when that Geelong loss was shown and then that stat was mentioned, he turns to me and goes “how is it possible to be this bad?” He has no idea. Bloody bandwagoner!
  11. Skipped quickly through the Neeld years. Thank god! 😂
  12. Or Robbie. At least Neale got to see it!
  13. That’s me but with Essendon’s final winning drought. It’s just so funny. Long may it continue.
  14. If we get more than 70,000 that would be amazing. Having said that every Melbourne supporter I know, both die hard and half arsed are booked in and ready to go for next Wednesday. (Times like these is why I love my reserved seats membership) People are very keen to see the flag unfurling and to enjoy footy in person again. It’s been a very very long time. On both counts.
  15. It’ll be on Kayo too. Every GF documentary goes into the history of the club. We just have a lot more history than most. I don’t see a problem with talking about the complete history behind the flag.
  16. Oliver would also waltz into any team in the AFL tho. To me Petracca is chocolate icing and Oliver is self raising flour. Both are essential to make a good chocolate cake, but there’s no cake without the flour. Without the icing it’s just dry and not very appetizing.
  17. Who I think will win if not us: Brisbane, GWS or Dogs Who I would be happy to see win (but it’ll never happen): Freo or Saints Team I prefer to poke my eyes out over seeing win: Geelong
  18. Have been mine for decades. The grand final will forever be my favourite game of all time, but the smashing we handed Geelong in the prelim is a very very close second.
  19. He does get a lot more uncontested and unsolicited touches
  20. Getting to the juicy bits now… round 23. I hear it gets good from here.
  21. Insufferable team.
  22. Mitch Clark to me was an odd choice for a leader considering how much he was battling with off field. Why even put that extra pressure on him? It is as if we went “hey you’re from a different club that’s better than us, have a leadership role” (see also Dawes) Edit: gotta lol at the headline “the next step” hear from Mark Neeld. Spoiler alter: Next step was Centrelink.
  23. I do agree that an umpire will never change their mind so why bother arguing. But sometimes I think asking a question if you really are confused by an umpire’s interpretation of a free, could help you avoid doing it again. Or perhaps pointing out to an umpire that your opponent is constantly pushing you out or holding you etc so the umpire is more hyper aware. Umpires are just people. They deserve respect like any person does, but they’re also not beyond criticism or reproach.
  24. Great point. You bang on about the importance of respecting umpires, yet you don't respect them enough to support them to become the best they can be by offering them the ability to make a living doing it.
  25. I think Viney becoming a father has really changed him for the better. It looks like he's been able to forge a bond with some of the 'dads' and find a better balance of family and footy. Gawn is someone who naturally just connects with people, young, old, it doesn't matter, he gets people. Viney is a follow me into battle, I will lead you there and I will die for you there type leader. I think they are very ying and yang but they balance each other perfectly. Player know they can go to Gawn if they are struggling emotionally or mentally for support, and to Viney if they need help with training standards, injury management or understanding their role on the field. Gawn is definitely the better of the two in the media, he is a great communicator, whereas I think Viney leads with his actions and players really respect that. Everyone feels invincible walking next to Viney on the field because they know he will have their back and give everything he has out there.

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